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1. "He went farther into the shadows to exchange his pants for the leather breeches. Too bad. When he emerged again, he looked pretty good even though it wasn't his style. And he was lucky there were no tights, after all. He tilted his head."You like it.""Shut up." I blushed. I hated vampire extrasensory perception. It wasn't fair that he could hear my heartbeat or smell my skin or what ever."Girls are so weird."Kieran snorted. "No kidding.""Please, you two were fighting ten minutes ago, and now you're the best of friends?" I said witheringly. "Guys are weird."
Author: Alyxandra Harvey
2. "Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"
Author: Andy Rooney
3. "My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little."
Author: Anthony Swofford
4. "Sex is one of the most interesting things we as humans have to play with, and we've reduced it to polyester underpants and implants. We are selling ourselves unbelievably short."
Author: Ariel Levy
5. "They're selling postcards of the hanging They're painting the passports brown The beauty parlor is filled with sailorsThe circus is in townHere comes the blind commissionerThey've got him in a tranceOne hand is tied to the tight-rope walkerThe other is in his pantsAnd the riot squad they're restlessThey need somewhere to goAs Lady and I look out tonightFrom Desolation Row."
Author: Bob Dylan
6. "As a note, I never once refer to 'Train' as a game in the rules, and I also never refer to the participants as players."
Author: Brenda Brathwaite
7. "I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don't understand skinny jeans for men. Who wants to walk around with their balls in a vise?"
Author: C.J. Roberts
8. "There it is again. Promises. They used to hold such high value when I was younger. Now they just bore into my heart like a knife just waiting to twist. I brush the sand from my pants."
Author: Celia Mcmahon
9. "Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?""Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home."
Author: Christine Warren
10. "Any system described by a power law [...] has several curious effects. The first is that, by definition, most participants are below average."
Author: Clay Shirky
11. "Now? When she looked at herself she saw her outside changing, growing older, while inside she still felt young. Aging was a strange thing—made you feel like you were wearing a striped shirt and plaid pants. Mismatched. Because you never felt as old inside as you looked on the outside."
Author: Debbie Macomber
12. "I'm not sure nine o'clock in the morning is ready for how fabulous your ass looks in those fake pants."
Author: Debra Anastasia
13. "She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember."
Author: Dick Ebersol
14. "I like playing a guy who wears pants as opposed to shorts."
Author: Diedrich Bader
15. "I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them."
Author: Dree Hemingway
16. "The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly fascinating about flying into an uncharted tunnel at a reckless speed with only a kleptomaniac dwarf's word for what lay at the other end."
Author: Eoin Colfer
17. "Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants."
Author: Geraldo Rivera
18. "Put on your big girl pants and deal."
Author: J.R. Ward
19. "Well, wasn't this a night for firsts. Sex. Arson. Pants."
Author: J.R. Ward
20. "Buy one pair of pants and get a wallet full of cash for free. While I'll admit they do have a coffee stain on the crotch, I can assure you it is caffeinated. Licking it kept me up all night."
Author: Jarod Kintz
21. "I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs."
Author: Jarod Kintz
22. "I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy."
Author: Jason Sudeikis
23. "Although my understanding of exactly how much trouble I was in grew more specific over time, as a child I surely understood enough about my condition to know it was something I'd better keep private. By intuition I was certain that the thing I knew to be true was something others would find both impossible and hilarious. My conviction, by the way, had nothing to do with a desire to be feminine, but it had everything to do with being female. Which is an odd believe for a person born male. It certainly had nothing to do with whether I was attracted to girls or boys. This last point was the one that, years later, would most frequently elude people, including the overeducated smarty-pants who constituted much of my inner circle. But being gay or lesbian is about sexual orientation. Being transgedered is about identity."
Author: Jennifer Finney Boylan
24. "My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies."
Author: Jim Benton
25. "I get the whole lost-your-parents thing. Been there. But that don't have to turn you stupid. That's a choice, like wearing green stretch pants."
Author: Joe R. Lansdale
26. "Hey Orion? Put some pants on, toss her over your shoulder, and carry her off like a man, for the love of Pete!"
Author: Josephine Angelini
27. "The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a man's seed. Mayhap men were fashioned differently in her time. He hadn't seen one other bulge out there on the street; mayhap they all had wee carrots in their trews."
Author: Karen Marie Moning
28. "As I walked inside, she turned around and headed for the end of the bed. Then she paused and turned to face me. She was wearing her Orchard Hill basketball T-shirt and sweatpants and she looked tired, but beautiful."
Author: Kieran Scott
29. "I was with a six-foot-four, athletic, angsty young man dressed in casual linen pants and matching fawn-colored shirt. Under it was a skintight two-piece suit of silk and spandex that had set us back a couple hundred dollars, but after seeing him in it, my head bobbed and my card came out."
Author: Kim Harrison
30. "Let's go to town," Jo said. "Take me to eat dinner at the hotel."I sucked in a breath and stared at her for a minute. Here she sat, her hair still wet although neatly braided, wearing an old Kiss sweatshirt, the one with the red mouth and tongue, red sweatpants, and ridiculous red pumps with black scuffs on the toes and heels.And she wanted me to take her to the Hotel Wyoming, where the rich tourists hung out. I smiled. Because it was possibly the greatest thing I'd ever heard. "Yeah, let's go to the hotel. Grab your purse and I'll find your coat."
Author: Laura Anderson Kurk
31. "The world expected girls to pluck and primp and put on heels. Meanwhile, boys dressed in rumpled T-shirts and baggy pants and misplace their combs, and yet you were suppose to fall at their feet? Unacceptable."
Author: Libba Bray
32. "Mr. Sourpuss Pants God I love her Nicholas " Thomas crowed. When he noticed that neither Nicholas nor Inez looked impressed by the words he added quickly "In a totally sister-in-law type fashion of course."
Author: Lynsay Sands
33. "I'm both surprised and irritated that I feel my tuxedo pants shrink a size in the crotch. I'll have to be extra careful with this girl. I can't remember the last time someone so thoroughly tested my restraint."
Author: M. Leighton
34. "You can scream you're Indian, you can disavow your religion, you can even be the next incarnation of Krishna for all your Hindu countrymen will care. Their HRM will pull down your pants and check your foreskin and slaughter you just the same."
Author: Manil Suri
35. "I don't wear pants, or like them; I'm a Jewish woman who's made the decision to wear skirts, so I wear mostly skirts past the knee."
Author: Mayim Bialik
36. "Come on! You must have at least suspected there was someone else," he said. "Couldn't you smell her on his pants?"
Author: Merrill Markoe
37. "Hand me my pants,"
Author: Michael Grant
38. "I'll need a sparring partner." "Karate?" Those completely human-seeming eyes brightened in interest. "Katana." "Hot damn. Let's do it." Lucas coughed. "If you two have stopped flirting, we have business to discuss." Indigo grinned but stayed silent. Mercy wasn't so reticent. "So that's what it takes to get into Dorian's pants. I'll let the sentinel-chasers know." Her packmate's growl only widened her smirk."
Author: Nalini Singh
39. "My mind, my logical, practical, reasoning mind, is peeing in his mind pants."
Author: Orson Scott Card
40. "I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I wasn't obese, just chunky."
Author: Paul Stanley
41. "He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?""I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front."
Author: Rachel Caine
42. "Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday," both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes."
Author: Rick Riordan
43. "It's almost as if all the sleazy men in this country attended the same seminar, where they learned that all American women go to Italy to sleep with them. The teacher at the seminar told them, "You don't need to learn English to seduce an American woman, you only need to learn one word: ‘bella.' If you say it, their belts will snap and pants fall from their hips.If I ever find that seminar teacher, I'm going to kick him in the shin."
Author: Rita Stradling
44. "Margaux looks around the table; this is not working. All of a sudden she's thinking about a safe room, something she's only heard of but suddenly wants: water, oxygen, bulletproof door, dead bolts, a thousand books. Utterly quiet. Completely silent. No girls she barely knows in saggy leather pants, no girls in mesh strippers' gloves and jeans sanded thin as a bee's wing, and no girls who can't stay home one night a year because they are always and forever out. On their way to. Coming from.And then her heart open. Just a little, but it does. Because she remembers all that. How she felt then: the self-reproach, the utter confusion... That's why her heart opens. For those girls at the table who always feel baffled and sad, tender and malign, repulsive and desirable, innocent and contemptuous of innocence.So she cries. For them, mostly. For herself a little... everything hesitates. So that for a second there's no sound in the enormous room but that of Margaux sobbing."
Author: Ron Koertge
45. "She smirked as she stood. "How're you feeling now?" He tucked himself back in and zipped his pants. "Like I ate a delicious appetizer, but I'm still hungry for the main meal." He grabbed her hand and pulled her toward the stairs. "Let's go kill a couple of hours. There's a scarf and a bar in your closet that are calling your name."She gasped and stumbled, her cheeks pink. "Race you there."
Author: Shelly Bell
46. "Oh, no. We can't have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don't hurt people then run. That's just rude. Can the Simi barbecue him, or is he on the ‘No Simi' eat list?" – Simi"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
47. "This is getting ugly." – Abigail"Like my great-aunt's underpants." – Sundown"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
48. "Stone and sea are deep in lifeTwo unalterable symbols of the worldPermanence at restAnd permanence in motionParticipants in the power that remains"
Author: Stephen R. Donaldson
49. "Even at this ridiculous hour, and clad in a faded blue t-shirt and ancient pyjama pants, he looked like something Michelangelo might reject for being too beautiful"
Author: Tabitha McGowan
50. "We want more women players to take up chess. There are few participants at the national level and hope it will grow."
Author: Viswanathan Anand

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