Top Pet Therapy Quotes

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1. "A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you'll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages), never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he's probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word "married" on the first date (he'll turn out to be a mama's boy or a religious type)"
Author: Adam Selzer
2. "Regression to the stage of early infancy is not a suitable method in and of itself. Such a regression can only be effective if it happens in the natural course of therapy and if the client is able to maintain adult consciousness at the same time."
Author: Alice Miller
3. "He is very fond of me, almost too fond. I could do with less caressing and more rationality. I should like to be less of a pet and more of a friend, if I might choose; but I won't complain of that: I am only afraid his affection loses in depth where it gains in ardour. I sometimes liken it to a fire of dry twigs and branches compared with one of solid coal, very bright and hot; but if it should burn itself out and leave nothing but ashes behind."
Author: Anne Brontë
4. "We newspaper readers all have our pet vexations. Somewhere in one of those sections is the column we anxiously turn to for the sole purpose of disagreeing with the columnist. Volubly."
Author: Barbara Kingsolver
5. "You can have a pet zebra and put that zebra into a small cage every day and tell the zebra that you love it, but no matter how you and the zebra love each other, the fact remains, that the zebra should be let out of that cage and should belong to someone who can treat it better, the way it should be treated, someone who can make it happy."
Author: C. JoyBell C.
6. "Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes."
Author: Diane Messidoro
7. "Sometimes, your pet picks you."
Author: Julie Wenzel
8. "Out of the trees came faerie after faerie, the entirety of the Dark Court, who had apparently been listening to the whole exchange. I looked at Reth, shocked, but he just smiled. I clenched my jaw and shook my head, annoyed. They'd had a plan all along, and it hadn't involved me. I was here for show—Hey, look! Our pet Empty One! You can hitch a ride back if you join now! Limited time offer!"I did warn her you were less likely to come if you thought you weren't in charge," Reth said, his voice cracked but his tone self-congratulatory. "Did you warn her I'm highly likely to back out of the entire thing if you piss me off?""Perhaps you had better watch your back, stupid glowy golden faerie man whore."He frowned at me. "That made no sense.""Good! Now maybe I can join your club." I took a step away from him but immediately felt terrible when he swayed and looked like he was going to fall."
Author: Kiersten White
9. "They can lick you, darling. They can stroke you and suck you and pet you, but they can't have you. The only question now is how many times I'm gonna watch you come before I get my cock in you."
Author: Kit Rocha
10. "How into you do you think I am?""Honey, you crawled around on all fours in a pet store, totally unable to cope with bein' in my space. You're seriously into me."
Author: Kristen Ashley
11. "Mom used to say that having three boys was kind of like having a pet tornado that talked back."
Author: Marie Lu
12. "You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull."
Author: MaryJanice Davidson
13. "One noci smo bili, rekao sam mu, ispred neke kuce na Florin bulevaru... Lynn je želela da hoda bosa, skinula je cipele i stavila ih u tašnu. Šetali smo tako ispred te kuce... Onda je ulicom prošla neka decurlija sa maskama na licu. Vracali su se sa nekog karnevala. Jedan od njih je prišao Lynn i upitao je:- Zbog cega vi hodate bosi?Zaustavili su se i napravili krug oko nas. Svi zajedno su imali godina koliko i mi.- Tako se brže hoda, odgovorila im je.- Stvarno?, rekli su svi u glas.- Da, rekla je Lynn, skineš cipele samo onda kad odluciš kuda želiš da ideš. Kuda vi želite da idete?- U Diznilend, rekli su- Skinite onda cipele, rekla je Lynn. Bicete tamo za pet minuta.Klinci su stvarno poskidali cipele i pojurili ka Diznilendu.- Pogledaj ih, rekla mi je, žure da stignu svoj san."
Author: Milan Oklopdžić
14. "Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us."
Author: Neal Shusterman
15. "The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food."
Author: Nicholas D. Kristof
16. "I'm much too much the popular pet ever since I sang 'Every Nice Girl Loves A Sailor' at the village concert last year. I had them rolling in the aisles. Three encores, and so many bows that I got a crick in the back.""Spare me the tale of your excesses," I said distantly."I wore a sailor suit.""Please," I said, revolted."
Author: P.G. Wodehouse
17. "The last act was to infect me with nightmares and paranoid delusions that would take years of therapy and metabolism-wrecking medications to rout out."
Author: Ransom Riggs
18. "Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately shouted, gagged, hit me, called me endearing pet names like, "Idiot! Stupid--dirty--moron--" and topped it all off with "Kill you!"
Author: Rick Riordan
19. "I don't move. I wait behind my log, terrified. Over the past ten minutes, it's become such a dear friend, I consider naming it: Howard, my pet log."
Author: Rick Yancey
20. "I'm wondering how long I have to deal with this bullshit before I can brief my troops. Oh, and I gotta feed my goldfish. Let's get this straight, Blondie—""Blondie?""That's an insult, not a pet name."
Author: Rie Warren
21. "She managed to clear her throat. "I'm sure this is impossible for you to comprehend, Deuce, but somehow, some way, without formal therapy or controlled substances, every single resident in the town of Rockingham, Massachusetts, has managed to survive your long absence. Every. Single. One."
Author: Roxanne St. Claire
22. "Movies are like an expensive form of therapy for me."
Author: Tim Burton
23. "I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation."
Author: Whoopi Goldberg
24. "Music is my therapy and my straitjacket. Music keeps me sane and keeps my mind on something. It's fragile up there."
Author: Will.i.am
25. "My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films."
Author: Woody Allen

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