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1. "I make music to be a musician, not to be on the cover of a playboy."
Author: Adele Adkins
2. "Playboy stretched his arm, patting Carlos on the back. "Well, you know what they say: If you love someone, let'em go. If they don't come back, hunt'em down and kill'em!"
Author: Alex Sanchez
3. "They want to hold a seance and go dressed as bunnies.""What kind of bunnies?" he asked suspiciously."Playboy, I think. Whatever that means.""That sounds about right." Xavier laughed. "But don't let them talk you into anything you don't feel comfortable with.""They're my friends.""So what?" He shrugged. "If your friends walked off a cliff, would you do it too?""Why would they walk off a cliff?" I asked in alarm. "Is someone having problems at home?"Xavier laughed. "It's just an expression.""It's silly," I told him. "Do you think I should go as an angel? Like in the film version of Romeo and Juliet?""There would be a certain irony in that," Xavier said, smirking. "An angel posing as a human posing as an angel.I like it."
Author: Alexandra Adornetto
4. "I did Playboy. There was an ad in the paper for playmates. Playboy called me and flew me to Los Angeles, and I was on the March cover of 1992."
Author: Anna Nicole Smith
5. "There are some women who are probably genuinely aroused by the idea of being photographed naked. But I think we can safely assume that many more women appear in Playboy for the simple reason that they are paid to. Which is fine. But 'because I was paid to' is not the same thing as 'I'm taking control of my sexuality."
Author: Ariel Levy
6. "I married someone 30 years older than me, a doctor, a playboy who had a terrible Don Juan reputation."
Author: Arielle Dombasle
7. "The playboy is not necessarily a man who has many girlfriends, or a man who has many women, or a man who has slept with many women. That is old. But there is a new breed of the playboy and he is the man who remains single in attempts to make every woman feel as if he belongs to her, he remains a virgin in order to make every woman feel like she will be the first one, and in the end he may choose a very unattractive woman to adorn his side, so that in all circumstances, he will shine as the more beautiful one. This is the new breed of playboy. And it is a very evil one."
Author: C. JoyBell C.
8. "I came to Playboy not expecting to stay. But after five years, I found myself really enjoying the business world, and I realized I had some skill."
Author: Christie Hefner
9. "I'd guess that 80 percent of the people who work for Playboy are feminists."
Author: Christie Hefner
10. "I'm more embarrassed about some of the films that I've been in than I am about Playboy. Playboy I'm actually quite proud of."
Author: Claudia Christian
11. "If I didn't have to do it, I wouldn't have done it. If I had a million bucks in the bank, I wouldn't have done Playboy."
Author: Claudia Christian
12. "You guess? What the hell kind of answer is that? Your playboy days are over, Dylan! You're mine, God damn it. That big dick belongs only to me now."
Author: Ella Dominguez
13. "And stop with the playboy title. I simply enjoy the company of beautiful women and ( . )( . ) and (_Y_) That's tits & ass to the untrained eye. :D"
Author: Ella Dominguez
14. "Alexandra practically took Steven's head off once because he borrowed one of my Playboys. Yet every summer, there's The Bitch laying out on the beach with her Fabio-covered soft porn.Yeah, I said, "porn." That's what it is.And it's not even good porn: "He moved his trunk-like manhood toward the weeping petals of her womanly center."
Author: Emma Chase
15. "The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down."
Author: Errol Flynn
16. "Unlike the millions who casually masturbate in solitude while looking at girlie pictures in Playboy and similar magazines, the massage man preferred an accomplice, an attendant lady of respectable appearance who would help him reduce the guilt and loneliness of this most lonely act of love."
Author: Gay Talese
17. "Even after they had stopped modeling for Playboy and had settled down with other men to raise families of their own, Hugh Hefner still considered them his women, and in the bound volumes of his magazine he would always possess them."
Author: Gay Talese
18. "What's the big story?" he asks."We're slacker playboys with trust funds, renting a house on Isla Mujeres.""So, aside from the house, you're pretending to be you?"
Author: Gayle Forman
19. "A world-class playboy once told me that the key to mesmerising women is to listen to them and look deeply into their eyes."
Author: George Hamilton
20. "Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys are simply the best band that ever was."
Author: George Strait
21. "A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual."
Author: Gloria Steinem
22. "Many men think they're playboys, but they invariably land wide of the mark. Surrounding yourself with champagne, fast friends, and paid escorts is the very definition of the word 'loser.'"
Author: Graydon Carter
23. "Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Charlie Sheen no doubt look at Berlusconi and think, 'Role model!' Women, of course, know otherwise. They see him as an aging, pathetic buffoon."
Author: Graydon Carter
24. "I never read Playboy before I started working there and stopped reading it the day I quit."
Author: Harold Ramis
25. "To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
Author: James Caan
26. "Michael Jackson asked me to sign a Playboy. I was more than happy to."
Author: Jessica Hahn
27. "Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing."
Author: Jim Butcher
28. "Almost the moment he died, they put him in Playboy as one of the greatest drummers, which he was - there's no doubt about it. There's never been anybody since. He's one of the greatest drummers that ever lived."
Author: Jimmy Page
29. "I wanted to do Playboy to get across the same ideas I'm singing and writing about these days. It's all about proving that a woman can defy stereotypes."
Author: Jody Watley
30. "Los Angeles is a town where status is all and status is only given to success. Dukes and millionaires and playboys by the dozen may arrive and be glad-handed for a time, but they are unwise if they choose to live there because the town is, perhaps even creditably, committed to recognising only professional success, and nothing else, to be of lasting value. The burdensome obligation imposed on all its inhabitants is therefore to present themselves as successes, because otherwise they forfeit their right to respect in that environment ... There is no place in that town for the "interesting failure" or for anyone who is not determined on a life that will be shaped in a upward-heading curve."
Author: Julian Fellowes
31. "But the not-very-highbrow truth of the matter was that the reading was how I got my ya-yas out.For the sake of my bookish reputation I upgraded to Tolstoy and Steinbeck before I understood them, but my dark secret was that really, I preferred the junk. The Dragonriders of Pern, Flowers in the Attic, The Clan of the Cave Bear. This stuff was like my stash of Playboys under the mattress."
Author: Julie Powell
32. "What are the tales?" Adrienne asked wryly."His exploits are legendary!""His conquests are legion. 'Tis rumored he's traveled the world accompanied by only the most beautiful lasses.""'Tis said there isna a comely lass in all of Scotia he hasna tumbled""in England, too!""and he canna recall any of their names.""He is said to have godlike beauty, and a practiced hand in the fine art of seduction.""He is fabulously wealthy and rumors say his castle is luxurious beyond compare."Adrienne blinked. "Wonderful. A materialistic, unfaithfill, beautiful playboy of a self-indulged, inconsiderate man with a bad memory. And he's all mine. Dear sweet God, what have I done to deserve this?" she wondered aloud. Twice, she brooded privately."
Author: Karen Marie Moning
33. "I've actually been turned down for jobs because I was in Playboy."
Author: Karen McDougal
34. "He was a playboy type in his late 30's, and a sharp dresser, tonight being no exception. Dave wore a designer sports jacket and chic designer jeans; not at all what you would expect from an FBI agent's undercover expense budget. His wife (or whoever she was), Julia, was a conservative dresser, with more of what you would expect an FBI agent to be wearing. She had mousy brown hair, spoke in nasal tones, and was somewhat frumpy; not much to look at. They went together about as well as Brad Pitt and a den mother from Davenport Iowa."
Author: Kenneth Eade
35. "Did those ladies claim that I slept with them?""No." She shook her head, and her blush deepened. "But they want to. Along with hundreds of others.""Hundreds?" He tried not to laugh. "I'm not much of a playboy, am I, if I've neglected to sleep with hundreds of willing victims?"She tilted her head, considering. "That would depend on how large a pool of volunteers you started off with."He lifted his eyebrows. Did she think he was operating in the thousands?"
Author: Kerrelyn Sparks
36. "But 'Playboy' was liberating. I was drawn to it and went for it full throttle."
Author: LeRoy Neiman
37. "You guys take over while I go put on a shirt."Mrs. Kulavich had edged close enough to hear him. She beamed at him. "Don't bother on myaccount," she said. "Sadie!" Mr. Kulavich said in rebuke."Oh, hush, George! I'm old, not dead!""I'll remind you of that the next time I want to watch the Playboy Channel," he growled."
Author: Linda Howard
38. "I look up and meet his eyes. I want to scratch them out. And then spit in his face. And then curse him for being exactly what I thought he was.A bad boy.A playboy.A heartbreaker.But I also want to kiss him. And let him carry me up to the private room above us and put an end to the dull ache of desire that's been plaguing me since the first night we met when I pulled his shirt over his head.Dammit!"
Author: M. Leighton
39. "Playboy: Have you ever taken LSD yourself?McLUHAN: No, I never have. I'm an observer in these matters, not a participant."
Author: Marshall McLuhan
40. "Seed catalogs are responsible for more unfulfilled fantasies than Enron and Playboy combined."
Author: Michael Perry
41. "But the real joy he feels doesn't come in the guise of Bruce the billionaire playboy. It comes as Batman - when he does what he was meant to do. When he follows his purpose."
Author: Paul Asay
42. "From: Beth Fremont To: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder Sent: Thurs, 09/30/1999 3:42 PM Subject: If you were Superman … … and you could choose any alter ego you wanted, why the hell would you choose to spend your Clark Kent hours — which already suck because you have to wear glasses and you can't fly — at a newspaper? Why not pose as a wealthy playboy like Batman? Or the leader of a small but important nation like Black Panther? Why would you choose to spend your days on deadline, making crap money, dealing with terminally crabby editors?"
Author: Rainbow Rowell
43. "Does Playboy still run fiction?""I have absolutely no idea, Melinda," he said, grinning."
Author: Robyn Carr
44. "And believe me, darling, there's no man more faithful than a reformed playboy. They make far better husbands than men who haven't had time to sow their wild oats before they marry, so go off the rails at about forty-five because they suddenly realise that they've missed out on life and if they don't hurry up it's going to be too late."
Author: Sally Wentworth
45. "Pretty enough to make Henley the Huntsman want to save me ... but not too pretty, because too pretty is what sets my stepmother off. And she wants me gone - she wanted me gone years ago."Viv twisted restlessly. "I don't know what she's waiting for. Waiting to make him hate me, I guess. Make him loyal to her so he'll cut my heart out when she asks him to ... And then if Henley doesn't kill me, there's the matter of being pretty enough to attract some necrophiliac playboy. Someday my prince will come - and be enamored of my lifeless body. There's some happily-ever-after for you."
Author: Sarah Cross
46. "Here was the real scandal of On Our Backs photography: We were women shooting other women — our names, faces, and bodies on the line — and we all brought our sexual agenda to the lens. Each pictorial was a memoir. That is quite the opposite of a fashion shoot at Vogue or Playboy, where the talent is a prop…When we began our magazine, female fashion and portrait models — all of them — were shot the same way kittens and puppies are photographed for holiday calendars: in fetching poses, with no intentions of their own."
Author: Susie Bright
47. "He buys Playboy magazines and looks through them once, then gives them to me. That's what it's like to be rich.Here's what it's like to be poor. Your wife leaves you because you can't find a job because there aren't any jobs to find. You empty the jar of pennies on the mantel to buy cigarettes. You hate to answer the phone; it can't possibly be good news. When your friends invite you out, you don't go. After a while, they stop inviting. You owe them money, and sometimes they ask for it. You tell them you'll see what you can scrape up.Which is this: nothing."
Author: Tom Franklin
48. "This next part might cheer you up. So my mom told me she was gonna drive me to my appointment at the sperm bank, and she handed me one of my dad's Playboys--I had something way dirtier stashed in my closet, by the way--and she asked me, all serious, if I knew what do do.""You've got to be kidding.""No, I'm not." He started laughing. "I was fifteen, Anna. I was and expert at it, and I did not want to talk about jacking off with my mom."
Author: Tracey Garvis Graves
49. "I think being a liberal, in the true sense, is being nondoctrinaire, nondogmatic, non-committed to a cause - but examining each case on its merits. Being left of center is another thing; it's a political position. I think most newspapermen by definition have to be liberal; if they're not liberal, by my definition of it, then they can hardly be good newspapermen. If they're preordained dogmatists for a cause, then they can't be very good journalists; that is, if they carry it into their journalism."[Interview with Ron Powers (Chicago Sun Times) for Playboy, 1973]"
Author: Walter Cronkite
50. "Objective journalism and an opinion column are about as similar as the Bible and Playboy magazine."
Author: Walter Cronkite

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