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1. "You told Detective Stotts you think a wild storm is coming." "I thought you were puking." "Not with my ears," he said."
Author: Devon Monk
2. "James Potter moved slowly along the narrow aisles of the train, peering as nonchalantly as he could into each compartment. To those inside, he probably looked as if he was searching for someone, some friend or group of confidantes with whom to pass the time during the trip, and this was intentional. The last thing that James wanted anyone to notice was that, despite the bravado he had so recently displayed with his younger brother Albus on the platform, he was nervous. His stomach knotted and churned as if he'd had half a bite of one of Uncles Ron and George's Puking Pastilles."
Author: G. Norman Lippert
3. "My love is a thousand French poets puking black blood on your Cure CD collection."
Author: Henry Rollins
4. "Around eighth grade Margot started getting really sensitive about her weight, even though she wasn't remotely fat—just a little round-faced. So Margot did what any normal fourteen-year-old girl would do. She started puking on purpose, every day after fifth period. Of course now, she does more than puke. But we don't talk about that. Because real friends don't judge each other for what they do to survive in hell."
Author: Isobel Irons
5. "Confession was the emotional equivalent to puking, Riley supposed. Something bad went down, bits of it came back up, you felt better."
Author: J. Fally
6. "I loved Ian in the now, the way he looked at me, how he made my stomach swim, how he held my hair when I was puking my guts up after eating a bad enchilada. That's love."
Author: J.A. Redmerski
7. "I don't intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act."
Author: Kristen Ashley
8. "So are you an inmate or a rubbernecker?" she asks."Rubbernecker," I answer without hesitation. "You?""I'm a screw. Or on staff, anyway. Used to be an inmate. Repeat offender. Crimes against my body. Puking sickness followed by heroin, which led to more puking sickness." I'd be surprised at her forthrightness, but that's addicts for you. The twelve steps crack 'em open and then they can't shut up."
Author: Lauren Beukes
9. "The stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking didn't make her skinny, it made her cry."
Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
10. "Seven Ages: first puking and mewlingThen very pissed-off with your schoolingThen fucks, and then fightsNext judging chaps' rightsThen sitting in slippers: then drooling."
Author: Robert Conquest
11. "Shut up, already. Just once, could I get a demon with no vocal cords? (Anonymous)At least they're not puking on us this time. (Wynter)Small favor that. (Anonymous)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
12. "Does a machine fall sick with sores and puking?" Well, Eddie thought of saying, there was this bear..."
Author: Stephen King
13. "At about this point I began to feel peculiar. I looked round me at all the rows of rapt little heads with the same silver glow on them at the front and the same black shadow on them at the back, and they looked like nothing more or less than a lot of stupid moon-brains. I felt in terrible danger of puking. I didn't know whether it was the awful movie giving me a stomach-ache or all that caviar I had eaten."
Author: Sylvia Plath
14. "You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of is your dad. And how he thinks you're not pretty."
Author: Teresa Lo
15. "I clung tighter and tighter to my mother. I became a ball and chain around her neck. I could sense her reluctance, fell her urge to pull away from me. I didn't care. I clung harder and tighter than ever. One horrible afternoon, while I was watching my mother smiling at me from her NordicTrack, our separateness hit me like a bolt of lightning. I doubled over with anxiety and tried not to think about puking."
Author: Terry Spencer Hesser

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My fear had by now passed its limit, and other feelings took its place."
Author: Charlotte Brontë

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