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1. "Look, look,' cried the count, seizing the young man's hands - "look, for on my soul it is curious. Here is a man who had resigned himself to his fate, who was going to the scaffold to die - like a coward, it is true, but he was about to die without resistance. Do you know what gave him strength? - do you know what consoled him? It was, that another partook of his punishment - that another partook of his anguish - that another was to die before him. Lead two sheep to the butcher's, two oxen to the slaughterhouse, and make one of them understand that his companion will not die; the sheep will bleat for pleasure, the ox will bellow with joy. But man - man, who God created in his own image - man, upon whom God has laid his first, his sole commandment, to love his neighbour - man, to whom God has given a voice to express his thoughts - what is his first cry when he hears his fellowman is saved? A blasphemy. Honour to man, this masterpiece of nature, this king of the creation!"
Author: Alexandre Dumas
2. "Bryn," he said. "Do you know how much I love you?"I smiled and answered with a hint of sarcasm in my tone, "Well, I'm not quite sure.""No, I'm serious," Tyler said, turning over onto his side so that he was facing me. His eyes were serious, something that I only saw when he really had something to say."Yeah, I do. It's the kind that hurts so good, right? Almost like you can't breathe without the other person and the only thing that keeps you sane throughout the day is knowing that you'll see that person soon enough. Nothing can come between you and that person. You would do anything for them. Be anyone they need you to be. Without thinking twice, you know you will be there, no matter what. That's what loving you is to me."
Author: Alexandria Rhodes
3. "He knew exactly how to hit a woman, so that the marks hardly showed. He knew how to kiss her , too, so that her heart began to race and she'd start to think forgiveness with every breath. It's amazing the places that love will carry you. It's astounding to discover just how far you're willing to go."
Author: Alice Hoffman
4. "But when I first fell in love with the piano, I knew it was me. I was dying to play."
Author: Alicia Keys
5. "I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am."
Author: Ann Coulter
6. "To say "I love you" one must know first how to say the "I"."
Author: Ayn Rand
7. "I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice."
Author: Ben Foster
8. "I love to deer hunt and fish and drive down the back roads in my truck. All those things basically equal freedom to me - and not having to return that message or call from my record company or management. At some point, I need to recharge."
Author: Blake Shelton
9. "They hate you when your up but they love you when your down that's why i never give a soul my last pound"
Author: Blanco Vandam
10. "You call me a misanthrope because I avoid society. You err; I love society. Yet in order not to hate people, I must avoid their company."
Author: Caspar David Friedrich
11. "We need, in a special way, to work twice as hard to help people understand that the animals are fellow creatures, that we must protect them and love them as we love ourselves."
Author: César Chávez
12. "I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font."
Author: Christine Teigen
13. "Heaven to me is percussion and bass, a screaming guitar and a burbling Hammond B-3 organ. It's a soup I love being immersed in."
Author: Dan Aykroyd
14. "We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck. But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness."
Author: Ellen Goodman
15. "You were perfect – perfect for me – and I love you"
Author: J. Lynn
16. "The fairies, as their custom, clapped their hands with delight over their cleverness, and they were so madly in love with the little house that they could not bear to think they had finished it."
Author: J.M. Barrie
17. "I love doing commercials! Usually, they have enough money that they can take time and photograph it well."
Author: James Earl Jones
18. "Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you."
Author: Jane Austen
19. "I'm a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That's because Pisces are fish, and it's like my grandpa always used to say, "The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish."
Author: Jarod Kintz
20. "What truly is logic? Who decides reason? [...] It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reason can be found."
Author: John Nash
21. "Having love and not giving it is just as difficult as not having love and needing it"
Author: Katerina Stoykova Klemer
22. "I love you too, I wanted to say with as much hurtful sarcasm as I could muster, but she hadn't seen me, and I kept quiet. I did love her, of course, but mostly just because loving your mother is mandatory, not because she's someone I think I'd like very much if I met her walking down the street. Which she wouldn't be anyway; walking is for poor people"
Author: Ransom Riggs
23. "Napster works because people who love music share and participate."
Author: Shawn Fanning
24. "It is so important to me to have my time away from hockey. Obviously, hockey is my passion; I love it. But definitely for me, time away from the rink and time when my mind isn't thinking about hockey is important."
Author: Sidney Crosby
25. "Women want their love to be reciprocated in the same way they give it; they want their romantic lives to be as rewarding as they make them for their potential mates; they want the emotions that they turn on full blast to be met with the same intensity; and they expect the premium they put on commitment to be equally adhered to, valued, and respected."
Author: Steve Harvey
26. "I love how you can shoot a movie in a month or two or three of four, and it's this encapsulated story that you box up and ship out into the world, and what it is, is what it is."
Author: Steven Strait
27. "There wasn't anything that I didn't love about her. Her sarcasm and wit were so much fun. She was strong and driven and so good with her creative thinking. She was so caring, and a good friend—she was everything I'd been looking for, when I wasn't even looking. But as strong as she tried to be, there was a vulnerability about her that made me feel so protective of her. I couldn't help that I went all alpha male anytime a man approached her. She had no idea how attractive she is."
Author: Taryn Plendl
28. "A monk should surely love his books with humility, wishing their good and not the glory of his own curiosity; but what the temptation of adultery is for laymen and the yearning for riches is for secular ecclesiastics, the seduction of knowledge is for monks."
Author: Umberto Eco
29. "I give you an ability to respond and your response is to be free to love and serve in every situation, and therefore each moment is different and unique and wonderful."
Author: Wm. Paul Young

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