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1. "He has so often told me he is madly in love with me, but what does that mean when I haven't had a good word from him in three months?"
Author: Eva Braun
2. "Latinas' life expectancies are relatively long. When a current retiree hits 65 and begins receiving her benefit check, she can expect to live another 22 years. That life expectancy is higher than white women or men."
Author: Grace Napolitano
3. "Turn off the tap when brushing your teeth."
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.
4. "What she did have were Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, Chocolate Frogs, Pumpkin Pasties, Cauldron Cakes, Licorice Wands, and a number of other strange things Harry had never seen in his life."
Author: J.K. Rowling
5. "Leaving feels good and pure only when you leave something important, something that mattered to you. Pulling life out by the roots. But you can't do that until your life has grown roots."
Author: John Green
6. "The Lord put me on television to do these things I want to do in the community. And He knew I had a lot to learn. That's why I've been on TV 16 years - not because I'm the greatest actress, but because I need the money."
Author: Marla Gibbs
7. "When we die, we die. No more. Once the spider-thread of life is severed, the human body is but a mass of corrupting vegetable matter. A feast for worms. That is all. Tell me, what is more ridiculous than the notion of an immortal soul; than the belief that when a man is dead, he remains alive, that when his life grinds to a halt, his soul -- or whatever you call it -- takes flight?"
Author: Marquis De Sade
8. "A French proverb says ‘Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.' To tell it more precise, wait till the clock strikes the midnight!"
Author: Mehmet Murat Ildan
9. "The grammar of thoughts is vital for existence, but when it is for words, it is impressing"
Author: Mohammed Abad Alrazak
10. "Don't worry know what you can't change. rest when you can so you'll be ready for tomorrows battle."
Author: Richelle Mead
11. "I slashed a wide arc with Riptide and vaporized the entire front row of monsters.Back off!" I yelled at the rest, trying to sound fierce. Behind them stood their instructor—a six-foot-tall telekhine with Doberman fangs snarling at me. I did my best to stare him down.New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!"
Author: Rick Riordan
12. "[Roland] Barthes turned the thable on the author, saying no only the a book needs a reader to wake it into life, but that in so doing the reader becomes nothing less that the author, who reveals in the book's hermeneutic possibilities, releases them and so becomes its own creator."
Author: Robert Rowland Smith
13. "Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do."
Author: Roger Federer
14. "I want to run out and buy her flowers and candy and other things that will wilt and die or rot her teeth."
Author: S.G. Browne

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« Si tu parles, tu meurs ; si tu ne parles pas, tu meurs. Alors parle et meurs. »"
Author: Amélie Nothomb

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