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1. "The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me."
Author: Armand Assante
2. "She slumped a little when she saw me and shot the wolves a siren grin. "You're so screwed," she declared. "My sister is going to kick your asses!" ….The wolves hackles collectively rose as they set their diabolic sights on me. They moved as a single unit away from Taran and toward their newest prey. Thanks, Taran."
Author: Cecy Robson
3. "Better to be screwed physically than financially."
Author: Charlaine Harris
4. "When we left Ren in the jungle it was like a #Iscrewedupmydatewithadreamyguy +#Iabandonedmypetonthesideoftheroad feeling.#Kelsey"
Author: Colleen Houck
5. "What I don't get about "traditional publishing" is that an author creates a work that they think is good enough to be published. They then have to spend their valuable time begging others to exploit them to point where they end up with a 5% stake in THEIR business. What kind of a screwed of business model is that?"
Author: David Nicol
6. "The Patriots had picked Brady in the sixth round, and he soon turned out to be one of the two or three best quarterbacks in the League, and absolutely perfect for the Belichick system and for the team's offense. So, as the team continued to make a series of very good calls on other player personnel choices, there was a general tendency to talk about how brilliant Pioli and Belichick were, and to regard Pioli as the best young player personnel man in the League. Just to remind himself not to believe all the hype and that he could readily have screwed up on that draft, Pioli kept on his desk a photo of Brady, along with a photo of the team's fifth-round traft choice, the man he had taken ahead of Brady: Dave Stachelski. He was a Tight End from Boise State who never a played a down for New England. Stachelski was taken with the 141st pick, Brady with the 199th one. 'If I was so smart,' Pioli liked to say, 'I wouldn't have risked an entire round of the draft in picking Brady."
Author: David Halberstam
7. "I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'"
Author: Dean Devlin
8. "Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money - especially on earmarks. There was too much corruption when we ran this place. We were guilty. And that's why we lost."
Author: Eric Cantor
9. "I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got my head screwed on."
Author: Harry Styles
10. "Everyone is screwed up, the ones who try to say they aren't, they're the ones who are the worst off."
Author: Holly Hood
11. "And you don't even need to say anything. I'm screwed up. I don't know how any of this works anymore than you do. But I do believe you're worth every second it would take to figure it out," Mason said, a smile taking over his features."
Author: Holly Hood
12. "The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather."
Author: Hugh Grant
13. "Your ma's dating?" Tim looks shocked. "I thought she pretty much confined herself to a vibrator and the shower nozzle since your dad screwed her over."
Author: Huntley Fitzpatrick
14. "Were really screwed up, aren't we?""In a very large way."
Author: Janet Evanovich
15. "Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up."
Author: Janet Fitch
16. "Why shouldn't Mom trust me, Dad" Why are you so determined to make me out to be the bad guy all the time?" I stared at the side of his face, willing him to make eye contact. He didn't. "I've been doing really good late and you don't even care.""Yet you still managed to get into trouble tonight," he said."You have no idea what happened tonight," I said, my voice ratcheting up a notch. "All you know is that, because I was involved, I'm somehow guilty of something. You could at least pretend to care, you know. You could at least try to understand."Dad gave a sardonic little laugh. "I'll tell you what I understand," he said. "I understand that when you're left to your own devices you get into trouble, that's what I understand. I understand I was trying to have a happy, restful evening with Briley and once again you screwed it up."
Author: Jennifer Brown
17. "A thousand charming words string together in his head in a nanosecond, but he averted his eyes to his empty notebook. Notes? Who really took notes in class? Dawson wanted to see if she would talk to him first.God, he was like a teenage girl. He was so screwed. Bethany slid around in her chair, pulling one leg up against her chest. She twirled a pen in her right hand. "Hey, Dawson." She. Spoke. To. Him. First."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
18. "That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better."
Author: Jeri Ryan
19. "I'd been in hairier situations than this one. Actually, it's sort of depressing, thinking how many times I'd been in them. But if experience had taught me anything, it was this: No matter how screwed up things are, they can get a whole lot worse."
Author: Jim Butcher
20. "It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already.That's right--you heard me: dead again already.I mean, come on. How screwed up is your life (after- or otherwise) when you find yourself needing phrases like that?"
Author: Jim Butcher
21. "More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor."
Author: John W. Vessey Jr.
22. "It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive, year after year, dealing with that stuff, is weirdly impressive."
Author: Jon McGregor
23. "Things will get really screwed up, right?""Erm...maybe.""Maybe, like how?""Ever wanted to go sledding in the Mojave Desert?"
Author: Julie Kagawa
24. "I was Jake's insurance policy. He thoughtmaybe he wouldn't have to use me. He hoped,anyway. But down deep he knew, and I knew, andwe both hid the truth from the others becauseCassie couldn't let Jake make that decision, andTobias couldn't let me, and those two, by lovingus, would have screwed everything up.It was a war, after all. A war we had to win."
Author: Katherine Applegate
25. "But then a revelation came crashing down on me. The harshness of it was so fierce I was the one trembling instead of Melanie. My memory flashed back to her Monday night in the parking lot with her messed up hair and smeared makeup. They weren't willingly hitting it in his office. He hadn't turned me away that night because he had been with someone. Oh, no, it was much worse than that. I stared at her in disbelief. He had screwed her—the panties were proof of that. But it wasn't by her consent…he had truly raped her. I gasped. "Oh my God!" My mind shattered with the thoughts of what he had done. To his star…to his son's girlfriend. It was too much. I slammed back against the sink and shook my head. "He raped you, didn't he?"Her eyes widened in horror. "NO!" she screamed."
Author: Katie Ashley
26. "You want to …?" His other eye popped open as I started to slide down his body, intent on exploring that part of him which had given me so much pleasure. He grabbed me before I was able to move four inches. I looked up, worried that I had done something wrong. A familiar strained, tense look was on his face, his eyes screwed up tight. I looked down at his penis. It was no longer in a resting state. "I thought you were sated?"I was. Until you went and mentioned doing that to me. No! Don't touch me there, woman! For the love of – grk!"A half hour later, Gabriel, his arm wrapped around me because my legs were unusually weak, hustled me toward the house with a grim look on his face.I will beat this," he muttered. "I am a wyvern, I am strong. I will control my needs long enough to give you pleasure, and you will enjoy it, dammit!"I said nothing, but I smiled. A lot. [May and Gabriel, pg. 307]"
Author: Katie MacAlister
27. "I rubbed my hand over my face before glancing at Echo. A hint of her cleavage peeked from her shirt. Damn, she was sexy as hell. I wanted her, badly. Would one night be enough, even if she gave it to me? Echo already felt like a heavy drug. The kind I avoided on purpose—crack, heroin, meth. The ones that screwed with your mind, crept into your blood and left you powerless, helpless. If she gave her body to me, would i be able to let go or would i be sucked into that black veil, hooks embedded into my skin, sentenced to death by the emotion i reserved for my brothers-love?"
Author: Katie McGarry
28. "The woods played on our imaginations the most after dark, in our dorms as we were trying to fall asleep. You almost thought then you could hear the wind rustling the branches, and talking about it seemed only to make things worse. I remember one night, when we were furious with Marge K.--she'd done something really embarrassing to us during the day--we chose to punish her by hauling her out of bed, holding her face against the window pane and ordering her to look up at the woods. At first she kept her eyes screwed shut, but we twisted her arms and forced open her eyelids until she saw the distant outline against the moonlit sky, and that was enough to ensure for her a sobbing night of terror."
Author: Kazuo Ishiguro
29. "Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It's what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters."
Author: Kimberly Lauren
30. "It's so screwed up, the standards...You should like it, but you shouldn't like it too much or talk about how much you like it. You should do it, but you shouldn't do it with too many people or talk about how much you're doing it. It's like there are so many rules, but none of them make sense."
Author: Kody Keplinger
31. "We have babies because we want them to love us, to make us important, but the only make us tired and fat and stinking of spit up because they're babies, not saviors. Their fathers leave us, sick of crap and sour milk, sweatpants and tears. But the babies still need all of us, only there isn't anything left to give because we based our worth on the lowlifes who knocked us up and around. So our babies end up screwed up and screwed with because not we're single again, too, so we're bringing home guys who secretly like pink satin baby skin more than our silvery stretch marks. We don't see what we should see because having anyone is till supposedly better than being alone."
Author: Laura Wiess
32. "I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.'"
Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
33. "I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time."
Author: Liz Phair
34. "I don't deserve you. I'm not made for relationships. I know I'm going to fuck this up. I'm going to drive you away or do something to hurt you, and you'll be added to my list of people I screwed over. You should walk away now."
Author: M.A. Stacie
35. "Miley Cyrus made some chinky eyesStanding behind an Asian guyI don't know if this should flyAs if there wasn't enough to despiseI wasn't necessarily a fan ofHer, her dad, or Hannah MontanaI tend to prefer the songs of RihannaRacism against Asians is simply bananas!Oh Miley!Chinky eyes make you look wilyprejudice isn't thought of so highlyit doesn't make us all smileyWhy is there nothing that Asians can do?To make fun of other races as easily as youWhy isn't racism against Asians taboo?Why are we always so racially screwed!All you have to do is pull at your faceTo make your eyelids resemble our raceThis kind of joke has no proper placeMiley Cyrus is a disgrace!"
Author: Margaret Cho
36. "I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget. I'd be dead."
Author: Mary Crosby
37. "Boney the snowman, was a crazy, whacked-out guy, with tattooed skin and a goofy grin, and he liked to get real high. There must have been some acid in the soda that he had, 'cause when he went and drank it, it screwed him up real bad. He led them to the psycho ward, right to the dear old doc. And when they asked him what was wrong he told them 'suck my cock."
Author: Michael Thomas Ford
38. "Anyone can be crazy. That's usually just because there's something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole different thing. I mean, how much do you have to hate yourself to want to just wipe yourself out?"
Author: Michael Thomas Ford
39. "Hi, I'm Jude Ryder Jamieson," he began, extending his hand. I took it, shaking it. He held onto it when I tried to pull it back. "My mom left when I was thirteen. My dad's serving a life sentence for killing a young kid. I spent the last five years in a boys' home being bullied, beat, and abused by the kids, the staff, and even the goddamn dog. I sold drugs. I did drugs. I got arrested. A lot. I screwed a lot of faceless women." He paused, sucking in a breath. "And then I met one whose face I couldn't forget. I fell in love with her. I hurt her because I fell in love with her and was afraid she was going to leave me the way everyone else had." He lifted his other hand, cradling mine between his. "I still love her."
Author: Nicole Williams
40. "For Adam, screwed-up bonding thing or not, I'd wait forever."Really?" he asked in a tone I'd never heard from him before. Softer. Vulnerable. Adam didn't do vulnerable."Really what?" I asked."Despite the way our bond scares you, despite the way someone in the pack played you, you'd still have me?"He'd been listening to my thoughts. This time it didn't bother me."Adam," I told him, "I'd walk barefoot over hot coals for you."
Author: Patricia Briggs
41. "We put these things through their paces."   He tensed suddenly.  "Have you been using these the whole time we've been apart?" I knew what he was asking.  "Only when I was by myself."   I'd kept the sheets faithful to Tristan.  Bully for me. We were so freaking screwed up.   So freaking screwed."
Author: R.K. Lilley
42. "That's where it all begins. That's where we all get screwed big time as we grow up. They tell us to think, but they don't really mean it. They only want us to think within the boundaries they define. The moment you start thinking for yourself—really thinking—so many things stop making any sense. And if you keep thinking, the whole world just falls apart. Nothing makes sense anymore. All rules, traditions, expectations—they all start looking so fake, so made up. You want just get rid of all this stuff and make things right. But the moment you say it, they tell you to shut up and be respectful. And eventually you understand that nobody wants you to really think for yourself. Ray N. Kuili - Awakening"
Author: Ray N. Kuili
43. "Imagining you are going to die is all part of that third brain… the neo-cortex. That's where the Landlord really screwed up."
Author: Richard Finney
44. "Throughout my training we always had a mantra; They come first. If I had really and truly screwed up my future, I'd have a new mantra; A comes first. Then B, C, D..."
Author: Richelle Mead
45. "I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me."
Author: Robert Metcalfe
46. "These little discoveries about my blood are coming about as hard and fast as a racehorse kicking me in the nuts and I?m really starting to get sick of it. I got messed up blood, whoopdedoo! Why don?t you dump some in a fuel tank and see if it?ll run a car or maybe give it to a power company and see if they can make a new type of energy from it, I don?t give a crap! It?s in me, it ain?t going anywhere and neither are the vamps that wanna chug it. This is just a slightly different scientific way of saying „I?m screwed?"
Author: S.L.J. Shortt
47. "We're so screwed. (Cassandra)Yeah, well, I don't let anyone screw me until they kiss me, and since there's not even a snowball's chance in hell of me kissing that bastard, we're not screwed. (Wulf)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
48. "If everyone does as I've instructed, then things should work out the way they're meant to. (Acheron)And if we don't? (Talon)We're all screwed. (Acheron)Gee, Ash, you're just so damn comforting. (Nick)I try to be anyway. (Acheron)You fail admirably. (Nick)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
49. "What the hell? We're all screwed up some way. At least you bathe and I don't have to fight you for chicks. In my book, that makes you all right."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
50. "God did create a world without sin. We just screwed it up."
Author: Wesley Miller

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