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1. "You can't misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door."
Author: Alice Clayton
2. "Most of the contract people at MGM stayed and stayed and stayed. Why? Because the studio looked after them. Warner Brothers wouldn't - they were always spanking somebody or selling them down the river."
Author: Ann Rutherford
3. "Tatiana is a ridiculously curvy thing of dreams, with smooth succulent thighs, long strawberry blond cascading beneath a teal bandana, and a nympho sparkle in her eyes that says pick me, lick me, spank me, or I punish you. Raw innocence and mayhem at once."
Author: Brett Tate
4. "Claudia! That's not for snacking, you bitch." Livvie spanked the other girl on the ass and both of them giggled.Girls are so strange. If another man called me a bitch and spanked me, it would not end in giggles."
Author: C.J. Roberts
5. "Pet, so far we've been playing at this. I'm going to take you a bit further. A play spanking can be erotic but I am going to take you flying, so high you'll never have felt anything like it." He paused and strolled around the kneeling boy. Damian pulled his hands together behind his back and linked the D rings on the cuffs. "Feel how helpless you are, on your knees to me, waiting for me to decide what to do to you?"
Author: Catt Ford
6. "Cages, spanking benches, sawhorses, bondage tables. Scene after scene. Throaty moans, high screams, whining, whimpering, and groaning. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. All his cop instincts shouted for him to get his cuffs out and start arresting people."
Author: Cherise Sinclair
7. "Promise me you'll take me to bed when we get back," she said."I promise.""Your bed.""Fuck yes, my bed. My bed is huge, with a headboard I can tie you to and spank you silly for being so ridiculous."
Author: Christina Lauren
8. "They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?"
Author: Christopher Moore
9. "I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty."
Author: Craig Ferguson
10. "You are old and grey," she teased."And you're never too immortal for a spanking," he shot back..."
Author: Dianna Hardy
11. "He moves suddenly so that his hand is cupping my sex, and one of his fingers sinks slowly into me. His other arm holds me firmly in place around my waist. "This is mine," he whispers aggressively. "All mine. Do you understand?" He eases his finger in and out as he gazes down at me, gauging my reaction, his eyes burning."Yes, yours…"Abruptly, he moves, doing several things at once: Withdrawing his fingers, leaving me wanting, unzipping his fly, and pushing me down onto the couch so he's lying on top of me."Hands on your head," he commands through gritted teeth as he kneels up, forcing my legs wider…"We don't have long. This will be quick, and it's for me, not you. Do you understand?Don't come, or I will spank you," he says through clenched teeth."
Author: E.L. James
12. "The corners of his lips picked up. "You really didn't know I've been following you for the last five weeks?"Yeah, please feel free to make me feel stupid for that, Ken doll. I shook my head."Well, of course not, because if you knew someone was watching you, you probably wouldn't have given yourself a spanking on the roof."And just like that, the man turned the humour back on. Weird.- Chapter 3: Heather and Brendan"
Author: Elizabeth Morgan
13. "He doesn't respond and this is his way of punishing me. To be ignored by him is worse than a spanking or paddling, because most times a spanking is quite enjoyable. He's learned that receiving pain from him is my weakness and not really a penalty at all and so he's taken to different forms of true punishment when the situation calls for it."
Author: Ella Dominguez
14. "Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?"
Author: Erma Bombeck
15. "My turn?" asks the blond from behind me. "Didn't you say she deserved a good spanking for her recent misdemeanours Mike?" His voice has taken on a husky, carnal quality since our introduction at the bench, and I suspect there is another hard cock waiting for me. I struggle impatiently at the thought."Absolutely Niall," Mike replies, "but not here. I want her punished in public, to make sure she remembers the lesson. Sean, pull in at the next layby will you..."
Author: Felicity Brandon
16. "Because if you make me do that, I will make a stink that you'll never get off your shiny suits. I will sue the network. I will sue the studio. I will sue each one of you personally. I will send our beloved sponsors blogs that claim you' - she pointed to the white man and the black man - 'enjoy having monkey sex on the office furniture while she' - now she pointed to the Asian woman - 'likes to watch and spank herself. Is it true? Well, it will be in a blog. Several blogs, in fact. Then I'll go to other computers and add comments, stuff like Montague likes it rough or with toy or small farm animals. Get PETA on your ass. Then I'll send those blogs to your families. Do you get the drift?"
Author: Harlan Coben
17. "I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face."
Author: Ida Løkås
18. "My phone beeped. I took it from my handbag and sawa text message from Dixie.It read: that man is sizzling HOT HOT HOT!!!!truth! I texted back.omg! his accent! his body! im in lurvi noticed!hes a bilfwtf???boss id like 2 fuk! I snorted out loud with laughter.Heller flicked his cold eyes to me.I wrote: norty girl!ooh! does he like norty asian girls? Another involuntary snort from me."Ms Chalmers," he warned.gotta go. my new daddys strict, I texted.spankz for u 2nite!lolz! only if im lucky! c u soon xx- heller 1"
Author: J D Nixon
19. "[Wendy has just become the Lost Boys' mother] Peter: Discipline. That's what fathers believe in. We must spank the children immediately before they try to kill you again. In fact, we should kill them. Wendy: Father. I agree that they are... perfectly horrid, but... kill them and they should think themselves... important. The Lost Boys: So important, Peter. Curly: And unique. Wendy: I, propose something far more dreadful. Medicine. The sticky, sweet kind. The Lost Boys: Kill us, Peter."
Author: J.M. Barrie
20. "It'd be a spankiing you'd never forget, I promise you." Vishous, Lover At Last"
Author: J.R. Ward
21. "He knew Doms who never sucked off their subs, claiming that it upset the power dynamic too much, tangled the lines drawn. To his mind, that was nonsense. He was in complete control here, just like he would be when it was Sterling's mouth on his cock, fervent, worshipful, obedient. Hell, if he ever wanted to, he could order Sterling to spank him and still be clearly, unmistakably, the one calling the shots"
Author: Jane Davitt
22. "My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline."
Author: Jarod Kintz
23. "There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking."
Author: Jarod Kintz
24. "The more I study men, the more I realize that they are nothing in the world but boys grown too big to be spankable."
Author: Jean Webster
25. "Gilda: How severe is the corporal punishment here?Mrs. McCracken: Honey, nobody's going to spank you here. Don't worry."
Author: Jennifer Allison
26. "You could slap his wrist for saying it, but then he said it with his face, and you could spank him for making faces, but then he said it with his eyes, and there were limits to correction—no way, in the end, to penetrate behind the blue irises and eradicate a boy's disgust."
Author: Jonathan Franzen
27. "You remembered what I like," he murmured.She slammed her glass down harder than she meant to. "Of course I do. The only thing predicable besides your outrageous libido is your stomach. You ordered the same thing each and every time we came here."A ghost of a flirtatious smile played at Aidan's lips. "If I don't clean my plate, are you going to spank me, Mommy?"Emma crossed her arms over her chest. "No, but I will force feed you myself like the damn petulant toddler you insist on acting like!"
Author: Katie Ashley
28. "I wish you were small enough that I could give you the spanking you deserve. (Aisleen)Mother, I'm injured. (Ewan)Aye, and in the head to boot. (Aisleen)"
Author: Kinley MacGregor
29. "Dear puss,Is this all you've got? Why don't you strap on your big girl panties and come face me yourself? Unless you fear that the Nixanator will spank Omort's wittle bottom.By the way, you've taken one of the most respected leaders in our army. We're going to want him back. Especially since Sabine can't break him.Bringing it,Nix the Ever-Knowing, Soothsayer Without Equal, General of the New Army of Vertas"
Author: Kresley Cole
30. "I've got a mind to turn you over my knee and spank the spoiled hell out of you"
Author: Larissa Ione
31. "These hands elate my life, choke me, broil my bosom, spank me, give fire to my words, my words, mother, my heart beats in my words."
Author: Laura Gentile
32. "Jesus, she was turned-on by his spanking. He should have realized. After everything they'd done Friday night, he knew her taste for sexual adventure more than matched his."
Author: Mari Carr
33. "No road offers more mystery than that first one you mount from the town you were born to, the first time you mount it of your own volition, on a trip funded by your own coffee tin of wrinkled up dollars - bills you've saved and scrounged for, worked the all-night switchboard for, missed the Rolling Stones for, sold fragrant pot with smashed flowers going brown inside twist-tie plastic baggies for. In fact, to disembark from your origins, you've done everything you can think to scrounge money save selling your spanking young pussy."
Author: Mary Karr
34. "Victoria made a violent sound of protest. "I am not repressed!"Seht pinched her nipple and watched her resulting shiver. "You have never been spanked or ass-f**ked. I would say that's pretty damned repressed." "Bastard!"
Author: Morgan Hawke
35. "Whoever says The Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll."
Author: Morrissey
36. "It took us most of the morning to put together the letter she sent to the Frontier Management Department, and I learned a lot about how to be frigidly polite and still leave somebody feeling like they'd been spanked."
Author: Patricia C. Wrede
37. "I pull into the mall. This is the place to go when you're feeling homesick for California. The rest of the world likes our buildings, contructs with 'character,' but Californians like everything spanking new, clean as an unopened package of plastic spoons."
Author: Patricia Geary
38. "The first expert said he had attention deficit disorder. The second expert said the first was out of order. One said he was autistic, another that he was artistic. One said he had Tourette's syndrome. One said he had Asperger's syndrome. And one said the problem was that his parents had Munchausen syndrome. Still another said all he needed was a good old-fashioned spanking."
Author: Pseudonymous Bosch
39. "OMG, honey! That was effin' H.O.T. I mean, I'm so gay, but damn I want to take you over my knee and spank your sweet white ass," Jamal says while fanning his face and leaning against the wall."
Author: R.D. Cole
40. "Well," he said at last, "if you guys elect me leader, you must be even crazier than I am. So let's build a spankin' hot war machine!"
Author: Rick Riordan
41. "I had a fair idea how it felt to get spanked with a large flat surface, and my rump clenched in sympathy."
Author: Rick Riordan
42. "Real morality is not the product of fearing a spanking. But what does fundamentalist hell-belief encourage? It retards any developing moral judgment by freezing moral maturity right at the most primitive, most childish, stage: the fear of retribution-and fundamentalism threatens one hell of a spanking."
Author: Robert M. Price
43. "I didn't hit her, man, what happened was that Maria was obsessed with the Marquis de Sade and wanted to try the spanking thing," said Luscious Skin. "That's very Maria," said Pancho. "She takes her reading seriously."
Author: Roberto Bolaño
44. "But it was for your own good." – Nick"So's the spanking I'm about to give you." – Cherise"I'm too big to spank." – Nick"Fine, you're grounded until your grandkids are old." – Cherise"Kind of hard to do. How am I supposed to have grandkids if I'm grounded?" – Nick"Precisely my point, you demon spawn. You're never going to get off restriction." – Cherise"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
45. "Come get some anytime you miss your mama and need your ass spanked."-Dev"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
46. "Thanks for outing me. (Alix)Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
47. "Did you wake him?""If I say yes, will you spank me?"Syn rolled his eyes. "You're horrible, Mari."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
48. "You're a pain in the ass," she said, and suddenly, the loofah brush whacked her on the butt. She yelped and leaped forward, nearly smashing into Wyatt."What the hell was that for?""You threatened to kill me and you're outraged that I gave you a little spanking?"~Faith/Wyatt"
Author: Sydney Croft
49. "She smells like chocolate and I don't like to be spanked."
Author: Tara Sivec
50. "His name is Spanks for Nothing. It's destiny. We belong together." -Nora"
Author: Tiffany Reisz

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