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1. "New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It's not their field. It's like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here's what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here's what they don't know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I'd join the Tea Party."
Author: Bill Maher
2. "I'm very English. I'm white. I mean, I'm so pale. With spray tans they start peeling and start getting really dirty looking."
Author: Sam Claflin

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No, by God, you've accused me of coldness, but howcan you, when you can feel how hot my body is againstyours? You've said I have none of the red-blooded passionof my sex, but you don't know. You," he gasped, pressingagainst her with a hard thrust of his hips, "you will know it—the depth of my passion. But you will."
Author: Charlotte Featherstone

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