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1. "Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies."
Author: Addison Moore
2. "I am lucky because I get to work with the smartest, most creative, and most devoted group of students and postdoctoral fellows imaginable."
Author: Bonnie Bassler
3. "Hi, Nikki," Gavin said. Ariel didn't even bother looking up from Gavin's neck."Hey, Gavin," I said. "I thought that latest STD test came back positive? Ariel's head shot up. Good, I had her attention. I kept my eyes on Gavin. "I'm happy to be wrong though." Ariel pushed herself up off Gavin and stood there."It's not true," Gavin said, a disbelieving smile on his face. "I've never even been tested." "I'm out if here," Ariel said......Gavin shot me a dirty look. "Thanks a lot Nikki." Cole's lips twitched, obviously amused at what had just happened."
Author: Brodi Ashton
4. "The advice of his father came back tohim, never to take your eyes off awounded boar: that once youengaged an animal in the hunt, you mustfight it to the finish, and that when a boarwas wounded, that was when it the mostdangerous animal of all.That thought nagged at him."
Author: C.S. Pacat
5. "Es ist nicht leicht in Berlin, und das Leben fordert den ganzen Menschen. Das Jahr geht vom Winterschlaf in die Frühjahrsmüdigkeit, von der Frühjahrsmüdigkeit ins Sommerloch, vom Sommerloch in die Herbstdepression und dann direkt in den Winterschlaf über - und zwischendurch gibt's Momente, die sind gut."
Author: Christiane Rösinger
6. "How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love?"
Author: Daria Snadowsky
7. "Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has an STD.""I mean on the women.""Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs."
Author: Darynda Jones
8. "O your life, your lonely lifeWhat have you ever done with it,And done with the great gift of consciousness?What will you ever do before Death's knifeProvides the answer ultimate and appropriate?As I for my part felt in my heart as one who falls,Falls in a parachute, falls endlessly, and feels the vastDraft of the abyss sucking him down and down,An endlessly helplessly falling and appalled clown:This is the way the night passes by, thisIs the overnight endless trip to the famous unfathomable abyss."
Author: Delmore Schwartz
9. "I was an "Omnivore." Like a lot of people, I didn't know any better. Then I read a couple of books. One of them was called How Chickens Are Raped Before You Eat Them. Another was called Hotdogs and Fingertips. I also read The Cow Feces Dilemma as well as Barf, STDs and Veal."
Author: Demetri Martin
10. "Beat de eternitate si atras de infinit, ma pravalesc prin spatii ca o figura solara si ma avîntprin imensitati, usor ca o iluzie si transparent ca un zîmbet, ma risipesc într-un nimicîmbietor pe care mi-l acopera seninatati de azur si transcendente de nori. Cui sa ma închinprin aceste deserturi si cui sa întind mîna prin aceste singuratati, la cine sa ma opresc înaceste evolutii cosmice si unde sa privesc ca la o mîngîiere? Cum se destrama azurul înfantastica mea viziune si cum nu mai ramîne decît un alb cu misterioase chemari! Si în acestdrum cosmic, asemenea unei supreme aventuri, parca-l caut pe Dumnezeu. Dar în infinit nuexista popas. Si astfel, nu-l voi gasi niciodata."
Author: Emil Cioran
11. "The postdoc explained to me how to distinguish different sorts of particles on the basis of the amounts of energy they deposited in various sorts of detectors, spark chambers, calorimeters, what have you."
Author: Eric Allin Cornell
12. "Nah istUnd schwer zu fassen der Gott.Wo aber Gefahr ist, wächstDas Rettende auch."
Author: Friedrich Hölderlin
13. "Dance," said the Sheep Man. "Yougottadance. Aslongasthemusicplays. Yougotta dance. Don'teventhinkwhy. Starttothink, yourfeetstop. Yourfeetstop, wegetstuck. Wegetstuck, you'restuck. Sodon'tpayanymind, nomatterhowdumb. Yougottakeepthestep. Yougottalimberup. Yougottaloosenwhatyoubolteddown. Yougottauseallyougot. Weknowyou're tired, tiredandscared. Happenstoeveryone, okay? Justdon'tletyourfeetstop."
Author: Haruki Murakami
14. "The Sun-Dial at Wells CollegeThe shadow by my finger castDivides the future from the past:Before it, sleeps the unborn hourIn darkness, and beyond thy power:Behind its unreturning line,The vanished hour, no longer thine:One hour alone is in thy hands,--The NOW on which the shadow stands."
Author: Henry Van Dyke
15. "Halfpast twelve o'clock came; Turkey began to glow in the face, overturnhis inkstand, and become generally obstreperous; Nippers abated downinto quietude and courtesy; Ginger Nut munched his noon apple; andBartleby remained standing at his window in one of his profoundestdead-wall reveries."
Author: Herman Melville
16. "When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD."
Author: Jack Black
17. "Oh BarbaraQuelle connerie la guerreQu'es-tu devenue maintenantSous cette pluie de ferDe feu d'acier de sangEt celui qui te serrait dans ses brasAmoureusementEst-il mort disparu ou bien encore vivantOh BarbaraIl pleut sans cesse sur BrestComme il pleuvait avantMais ce n'est plus pareil et tout est abiméC'est une pluie de deuil terrible et désoléeCe n'est même plus l'orageDe fer d'acier de sangTout simplement des nuagesQui crèvent comme des chiensDes chiens qui disparaissentAu fil de l'eau sur BrestEt vont pourrir au loinAu loin très loin de BrestDont il ne reste rien."
Author: Jacques Prévert
18. "And so ended his affection," said Elizabeth impatiently. "There hasbeen many a one, I fancy, overcome in the same way. I wonder who firstdiscovered the efficacy of poetry in driving away love!""I have been used to consider poetry as the food of love," said Darcy."
Author: Jane Austen
19. "My STD test results came back, and sure enough, I'm a genius."
Author: Jarod Kintz
20. "Cole - I just thought of a new game.Jaz - What's that?Cole - Splat the Specter.Jaz - Rules?Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia.Vayl - Why Ferrets?Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?"
Author: Jennifer Rardin
21. "Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?" - Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" -"
Author: Jillian Dodd
22. "Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?"
Author: Joey Comeau
23. "THE MANY FACES OF SURVIVALSunday, August 10th at 2:00 PSTDachau Liberator, medical whistle-blower, award winning writer, college professor and world renowned garlic farmer, Chester Aaron, talks about the hard choices he's had to make, why he made them, and how it's changed his life. Mr. Aaron was recognized by the National Endowment for the Arts, and received the Huntington Hartford Foundation fellowship which was chaired by Aldous Huxley and Tomas Mann. He also inspired Ralph Nader to expose the over-radiation of blacks in American hospitals. Now Mr. Aaron is a world-renowned garlic farmer who spends his days writing about the liberation of Dachau. He is 86 years old and he has a thousand stories to tell. Although he has published over 17 books, he is still writing more and looks forward to publishing again soon."
Author: Judy Gregerson
24. "Den mätta dagen, den är aldrig störstDen bästa dagen, är en dag av törstNog finns det mål och mening i vår färdMen det är vägen, som är mödan värd"
Author: Karin Boye
25. "Catching an STD doesn't excuse serial killing."
Author: Kat Lowe
26. "If these artist were trying to convince me that the pursuit of love in the postdigital age was more exciting, more mysterious, more…. well, everything love should be, they'd failed."
Author: Kate Klise
27. "Art has to ask questions and make you care. Nothing I saw elicited even the slightest emotional response. But maybe that was the point. Maybe love was impossible in the postdigital age. Maybe passion was passé."
Author: Kate Klise
28. "You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body fluid in it this time."
Author: Kim Harrington
29. "No need to worry. The closest I've ever come to an STD was a kidney infection. I always put a raincoat on the little fella before heading into a storm."
Author: L.H. Cosway
30. "När hösten kommer blir landskapet så stilla att det nästan dånar av stillhet. Och sådana höstdagar kan man höra en och annan ensam fågel skrika i stillheten som om den ropade av sorg över något förlorat."
Author: Lars Gustafsson
31. "(Brin) "Better not let the STD hear you talk that way.""SEC," Ferg said."They'll always be the governmental equivalent of chlamydia to me."
Author: Lisa Henry
32. "We put our children through their paces in school not so that they will learn something, or master something, or meet any standards. No. We give them tools so that they can experience the joy, the passion, of creating. All we are doing is saying, "Here, if you know this, there is more you can make; there is another path you can map; there is another song you can compose." School—from pre-K to postdoc programs—exists so that we can all build more from within ourselves and with our colleagues."
Author: Marc Aronson
33. "[On STDs] This be Nature's way of recommending monogamy."
Author: Martin Amis
34. "I come from a modest background. I put myself through college and law school and a postdoctorate program in tax law."
Author: Michele Bachmann
35. "Credinta zugraveste icoanele-n biserici -Si-n sufletu-mi pusese povestile-i feerici,Dar de-ale vietii valuri, de al furtunii pasAbia conture triste si umbre-au mai ramas.În van mai caut lumea-mi în obositul creier,Caci ragusit, tomnatec, vrajeste trist un greier;Pe inima-mi pustie zadarnic mâna-mi tiu,Ea bate ca si cariul încet într-un sicriu.Si când gândesc la viata-mi, îmi pare ca ea curaÎncet repovestita de o straina gura,Ca si când n-ar fi viata-mi, ca si când n-as fi fost.Cine-i acel ce-mi spune povestea pe de rostDe-mi tin la el urechea - si râd de câte-ascultCa de dureri straine?... Parc-am murit de mult."
Author: Mihai Eminescu
36. "Well, well. If it isn't the princess."My body tensed and I frowned when I saw him approaching. Narrowing my eyes, I plastered on a fake smile. "I almost didn't recognize you without a tramp attached to you."Drew and the other guy snickered.Leaning into my ear he harshly whispered, "Would you like to change that? I'm not up to my limit tonight yet."Gah, why did he have to be so hot? My body was practically humming with how close he was. I leaned away and replied with the most innocent expression on my face, "Oh I'm sorry, but I don't have any STDs, I'm not your type."
Author: Molly McAdams
37. "Globally, millions of married men and women engage the servicesof sex workers each year. Despite growing health concerns aboutthe increased risk of STDs and HIV AIDS this trade continues toblossom, leading to the premature termination of several lives andthe dissolution of several marriages."
Author: Oche Otorkpa
38. "And that meant STDs. Why? Because men would always be sluts. Always."
Author: Rachel Higginson
39. "When I was a postdoc, I jotted every fresh thought on a three-by-five card and kept them in a card catalogue."
Author: Randy Schekman
40. "Some postdivorce statistics:* James saw the children 75 percent less than before.* He missed 85 percent of their afterschool woes.* He was absent for 99 percent of their family dinners.Screw statistics. ONe hundred percent of Charlotte's marriage had ended in divorce, and for her, that was the only number that meant anything at all."
Author: Shannon Hale

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