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1. "I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand."
Author: Christopher Moore

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Linda felt small.The houses aroung her were mostly two-stories, not big by any means, but it wasn't her surroundings making her feel this way. She'd been so stupid, and her huge mistake made her feel as if she were shrinking - fast - into the pavement, where she should remain for several lifetimes, mistaken for a filthy wad of chewing gum."
Author: Beck Sherman

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