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1. "All software sucks."
Author: Alan Cox
2. "There's a vorg loose," Meroka explained. "In case that escaped your attention. Ricasso's doing his bit for Swarm, trying to kill the thing before it sucks someone's brains out. Now he might be able to find time in his schedule to file that paperwork you need, but I'm guessing it's going to be a stretch, what with a monster on the loose and the ship being in a state of fucking emergency and all." She smiled sweetly. "So, what's it going to be? You going to let them out, or do I have to get, you know, truculent."
Author: Alastair Reynolds
3. "The unpredictability of lifesucks. One minute you'reriding high with the windwhipping through your hairand the next minute you'reflat on your ass with a facefull of gravel."
Author: Alison G. Bailey
4. "It sucks to be a klutz on land and a klutz in the water."
Author: Anna Banks
5. "All through my life, I was hated on. When I was in middle school, they used to write in my rhyme book, 'You suck' or 'This sucks.'"
Author: B.o.B
6. "The world pretty much sucks most of the time. But the point of life isn't to live in a world that doesn't suck. The point is to try to make it suck a little bit less."
Author: Barry Lyga
7. "I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man."
Author: Bill Hicks
8. "Unrequited love sucks. It should be against the law." She brightened. "If it was, then I could have Rick arrest me. I'd love to be handcuffed to him."
Author: Carla Cassidy
9. "Raven made a face at the blood that now stained her fingertips. She wiped her hand on his jeans until the blood was all gone.Gabriel watched her with narrowed eyes and said, "You look old."Heather's mouth fell open.Good God. Don't anger the crazy lady.Raven slapped him, hard. "That's what happens when your supply of fountain water starts to run out and you have to dilute it. You age. Magic can only do so much.""Sucks to be you," Gabriel said.Clearly, he did not value his life."
Author: Chelsea Fine
10. "War is hell. Hollywood fantasizes about it and makes it look good... war sucks."
Author: Chris Kyle
11. "But it does suck. Everyone in this place sucks and I hate them all. I hate everybody but Holder and they're the reason he isn't here anymore."
Author: Colleen Hoover
12. "You got a tattoo?" It's the third time I've asked Holder the same question, but I just don't believe it. It's out of character for him. Especially since I'm not the one who encouraged it. "Jesus, Daniel," he groans on the other end of the line. "Stop. And stop asking me why." "It's just a weird thing to tattoo on yourself. Hopeless. It's a very depressing term. But still, I'm impressed." "I gotta go. I'll call you later this week." I sigh into the phone. "God, this sucks, man. The only good thing about this entire school since you moved is fifth period."
Author: Colleen Hoover
13. "Summer makes me suicidal. It sucks all the magick out of life, and even sleeping becomes an exercise in fruitless brutality. I cannot comprehend what it is in the souls who await this misery. Nothing worthwhile can survive the heat. The birds and the bees are harbingers of hell, ushering in a season of disease. There is nothing in these months that speaks to me. It conspires to keep me from ever reaching home."
Author: Damien Echols
14. "Even though I can't tell others whether they should chase their marathon dreams, I highly recommend they do something completely out of character, something they never in a million years thought they'd do, something they may fail miserably at. Because sometimes the places where you end up finding your true self are the places you never thought to look. That, and I don't want to be the only one who sucks at something."
Author: Dawn Dais
15. "Unjustified ambition kills value,Kills someone else's desire to fly, Cuts their wings, sucks their air.If there is nothing else, it eats its own life."
Author: Dejan Stojanovic
16. "Life Sucks,get a helmet"
Author: Denis Leary
17. "I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box. Love sucks."
Author: H.M. Ward
18. "Elise asked what nostalgic meant, and Jewel said, "It's where you think the past was better than it really was, only because the present sucks so bad."
Author: Hugh Howey
19. "Even when it sucks, it's worth it."
Author: Isaac Mizrahi
20. "I was desperate, baby. I wasn't lying when I said I couldn't live if you died. I needed to know you were alive. I needed to see you, and now that you're safe. I can't regret it. It sucks, and I know it's not what any of us wanted, but seeing you here, I know it was worth it."
Author: J.M. Darhower
21. "Life is a strange thing. Why this longing for life? It is a game which no man wins. To live is to toil hard and to suffer sore, till old age creeps heavily upon us and we throw down our hands on the cold ashes of dead fires. It is hard to live. In pain the babe sucks his first breath, in pain the old man gasps his last, and all his days are full of trouble and sorrow; yet he goes down to the open arms of death, stumbling, falling, with head turned backward, fighting to the last. And death is kind. It is only life and the things of life that hurt. Yet we love life and we hate death. It is very strange."
Author: Jack London
22. "Dad called this the shadow time. The sun sucks colour from the world, he'd said. He'd taught her to see the softer colours of the dusk, the green and orange bark, the purple shadows. At times like this Flinty felt her edges vanish, leaving her part of the mountains, like the wallaby pulling wonga vine down from a thorn bush, or the sleepy possum peering from a tree."
Author: Jackie French
23. "If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks."
Author: Jay Mohr
24. "I want to be ripped apart by music. I want it to be something that feeds and replenishes, or that totally sucks the life out of you. I want to be dashed against the rocks."
Author: Jeff Buckley
25. "This car sucks.""It was your idea. I, on the other hand, think this car if perfect size. But that might be because I'm not the size of a mountain."He snickered. "You're the size of a little, itty bitty doll.""If you say a vacant doll, I will hurt you." I wound the necklace chain around my fingers. "Got that?""Yes, ma'am."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
26. "I'm just sorry. Sorry that there won't be any more camping trips for kids or rock bands or even new books to read. No more movies or fresh bags of popcorn. It really sucks when you think about it. Of course, there is the possibility that we might be able to win this war, but not for a very long time. Probably longer than you and I will ever exist in this world.""I try not to think about it.""Sometimes it's all I ever think about."
Author: Jeyn Roberts
27. "If some area of your life sucks - do something else. Life is too short - and too long - to spend it being miserable. Life may indeed be short but it is for a fact wide. It is high time we started settling for more."
Author: Jill Conner Browne
28. "Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart."
Author: Jim Butcher
29. "He spent the next weeks blocking scenes of the bureaucrat fucking his wife. On the floor with cooking ingredients. Standing, with socks still on. In the grass of the yard of their new and immense house. He imagined her making noises she never made for him and feeling pleasures he could never provide because the bureaucrat was a man, and he was not a man. Does she suck his penis? he wondered. I know this is a silly thought, a thought that will only bring me pain, but I can't free myself of it. And when she sucks his penis, because she must, what is he doing? Is he pulling her hair back to watch? Is he touching her chest? Is he thinking of someone else? I'll kill him if he is."
Author: Jonathan Safran Foer
30. "I signed contracts I didn't think were a good idea but people around me said it was the way forward. It saddens me that I'll never own my first album ever, which sucks."
Author: Julian Cope
31. "Spiders don't chew. They send a special liquid into their prey. The prey's insides turn to mush. Then the spider sucks up its tasty lunch!"
Author: Julie Murphy
32. "Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, 'It's not just that it's bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a stupid addiction to a stupid thing that doesn't even really give you a good buzz?'"
Author: Katherine Heigl
33. "And when life sucks, I just enjoy the head."
Author: Lil Wayne
34. "High school sucks. People who say those were the best years of your life - those people are liars... Who wants the best years of their life to be in *high school*? High school is something *everybody* should be ready to lose."
Author: Meg Cabot
35. "There is no Google maps app for your life. There is no clearly marked destination — a blue dot — with an illuminated purple line showing you the correct path, where you should go and how you should get there and when you have deviated from it. And that really sucks."
Author: Mishka Shubaly
36. "The Western sexual revolution sucks. It has not worked well enough for women."
Author: Naomi Wolf
37. "I let her catch me. I like it when she catches me. But last summer, she stopped chasing. It sucks."
Author: Nyrae Dawn
38. "To the brave crew and passengers of the Kobayshi Maru…sucks to be you."
Author: Peter David
39. "With all of my films if I get one bad review and a bunch of good reviews the bad one is the only one that will stay with me, which really sucks!"
Author: Peter Farrelly
40. "So hologram means--" I finally said."It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal things I'd like to do with you right now."
Author: Rachel Hawkins
41. "This growing attached to people really sucks."
Author: S.G. Browne
42. "Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass."
Author: Sara Wolf
43. "Free will. It sucks because it means we're responsible for our actions. There is no destiny, just difficult decisions."
Author: Shannon Delany
44. "How can you say that so casually? You're talking about the possible death of hundreds of people, yourself included."He gave a negligent shrug. "Wrong place, wrong time. Life sucks."
Author: Shannon K. Butcher
45. "So let me see if I got everything straight … This … means that we are somehow meant to be husband and wife. But if I refuse you, you spend the rest of your life impotent and alone? But I, on the other hand, am free to live my life however I see fit?"He nodded."It really sucks to be you, doesn't it?"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
46. "Many writing texts caution against asking friends to read your stuff, suggesting you're not apt to get a very unbiased opinion[.] ... It's unfair, according to this view, to put a pal in such a position. What happens if he/she feels he/she has to say, "I'm sorry, good buddy, you've written some great yarns in the past but this one sucks like a vacuum cleaner"?The idea has some validity, but I don't think an unbiased opinion is exactly what I'm looking for. And I believe that most people smart enough to read a novel are also tactful enough to find a gentler mode of expression than "This sucks." (Although most of us know that "I think this has a few problems" actually means "This sucks," don't we?)"
Author: Stephen King
47. "Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all"
Author: Stephenie Meyer
48. "I don't know yet. I might be. Age sixteen totally sucks when it comes to absolutes."
Author: T.M. Goeglein
49. "School sucks. I'm dropping out and becoming a truck stop waitress. I think i'll change my name to Flo and get a really bad perm. Flo the truck stop waitress with a bad perm doesn't need high school. She lives off the knowledge of life."
Author: Tammy Blackwell
50. "For all of the most important things, the timing always sucks. Waiting for a good time to quit your job? The stars will never align and the traffic lights of life will never all be green at the same time. The universe doesn't conspire against you, but it doesn't go out of its way to line up the pins either. Conditions are never perfect. "Someday" is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you. Pro and con lists are just as bad. If it's important to you and you want to do it "eventually," just do it and correct course along the way."
Author: Timothy Ferriss

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After Tyler and Marla had sex about ten times, Tyler says, Marla said she wanted to get pregnant. Marla said she wanted to have Tyler's abortion."
Author: Chuck Palahniuk

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