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1. "Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie."
Author: Alice Clayton
2. "No one in my writers' room can wear sweatpants."
Author: Amy Sherman Palladino
3. "Who is this man I'm supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that a sign?"
Author: Andrew Shaffer
4. "My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs."
Author: Caio Fonseca
5. "I do California casual a little bit better than really small European cut, tight apparel But I can rock some Gucci when I need to. I say this as I'm wearing Adidas sweatpants and a ten-year-old Chrome Hearts T-shirt."
Author: Carson Daly
6. "Now picture the suspenders attached to a pair of sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term "camel balls."
Author: Chelsea Handler
7. "Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome."
Author: Darynda Jones
8. "I feel naked in my Tommy hoodie and Victoria's Secret sweatpants with PINK written across the ass. The sweatpants aren't pink though - they're gray. This always confuses me when I put them on, because shouldn't they say GRAY - on the backside? Maybe Victoria's secret is she's colorblind."
Author: Fanny Merkin
9. "My dream evening is wearing my sweatpants, eating something delicious and watching TV with my boyfriend."
Author: India De Beaufort
10. "So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear."
Author: Jeff Kinney
11. "Holl?" Seth turned over. "Where you going?" "Home. Sorry. Go back to sleep." I pulled on my sweatpants. "But we have all night." He pushed to his elbows. "I know. I can't." My voice sounded hoarse, hollow. "I don't feel good. I'm sorry." I lurched for the door. I needed to get out, get away. As far away from here as possible. She was in me, in my blood, invading every cell in my body. She was the one I wanted. She was the one I saw, felt, desired. This was wrong. He was wrong. It was all so wrong. (Chapter. 12)"
Author: Julie Anne Peters
12. "Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants."
Author: Karl Lagerfeld
13. "He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said."
Author: Kelley Armstrong
14. "As I walked inside, she turned around and headed for the end of the bed. Then she paused and turned to face me. She was wearing her Orchard Hill basketball T-shirt and sweatpants and she looked tired, but beautiful."
Author: Kieran Scott
15. "I love Claw Money. They always send me stuff. I always wear their sweatpants."
Author: Kreayshawn
16. "Let's go to town," Jo said. "Take me to eat dinner at the hotel."I sucked in a breath and stared at her for a minute. Here she sat, her hair still wet although neatly braided, wearing an old Kiss sweatshirt, the one with the red mouth and tongue, red sweatpants, and ridiculous red pumps with black scuffs on the toes and heels.And she wanted me to take her to the Hotel Wyoming, where the rich tourists hung out. I smiled. Because it was possibly the greatest thing I'd ever heard. "Yeah, let's go to the hotel. Grab your purse and I'll find your coat."
Author: Laura Anderson Kurk
17. "We have babies because we want them to love us, to make us important, but the only make us tired and fat and stinking of spit up because they're babies, not saviors. Their fathers leave us, sick of crap and sour milk, sweatpants and tears. But the babies still need all of us, only there isn't anything left to give because we based our worth on the lowlifes who knocked us up and around. So our babies end up screwed up and screwed with because not we're single again, too, so we're bringing home guys who secretly like pink satin baby skin more than our silvery stretch marks. We don't see what we should see because having anyone is till supposedly better than being alone."
Author: Laura Wiess
18. "So much of writing is done alone in a room in sweatpants, with only the Internet for company."
Author: Lauren Weisberger
19. "I´m just not sending out the right vibe lately. Perhaps the fact that I wear stained sweatpants and free T-shirts is holding me back. I just can´t seem to get back into the intelligent-slut-for-hire outfits that lure men; even shoes with laces evade me. Plus my hair is Fran Lebowitz-esque. I think my eyes are getting closer together. I don´t know."
Author: Suzanne Finnamore
20. "Three forty-five-pound plates on each side of what Kenji told me is an Olympic bar, which weighs an additional forty-five pounds. I can't stop staring. I don't think that I've ever been more attracted to him in all the time I've known him." "So this gets you going, huh?" ..."I've never seen him in sweatpants before..." ..."I bet you've seen him in a lot less."
Author: Tahereh Mafi

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