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1. "In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and I'll turn into a bat to get away from you.""Fight or flight.""Yes.""Only half of that is flight."
Author: Adam Rex
2. "You know what doesn't work when people are tasering you? It's shouting ‘Stop tasering me.' If they're tasering you already, they won't stop because you ask them to."
Author: Adam Rex
3. "From the pocket of her windbreaker he extracted what he falsely believed to be a portable marine radio, which along with two granola bars he'd pilfered from Honey's belongings after she was snatched by the club-handed lunatic. Shreave started pressing buttons on the compact gadget and barking, "Mayday! Mayday!There was no response from the Coast Guard pilot or any other human, and for a good reason. Except for its LED screen, the instrument in Shreave's possession was electronically dissimilar to a radio in all significant respects. Most crucial was the absence of either an audio receiver or a transmitter."SOS! SOS!" he persisted. "Help!"The device was in fact a mobile GPS unit, as technogically impenetrable to Shreave as the Taser gun he'd found beneath Honey's bed."
Author: Carl Hiaasen
4. "I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you."He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone.""I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss."
Author: Darynda Jones
5. "Seth turns to Laney and I. "Three months ago, I'm in Detroit protesting a free trade conference, right? Some pig shoves me, I go flying into another, next thing I know I'm on the ground with a Taser in my back. I get thrown in city jail, no money and one phone call. So I call Jake. You know what this fucker did? He dropped everything, drove up and bailed me out, no questions.""Like I could just leave you," Jake says. "You're too pretty. You're a delicate flower. They would've ripped you apart in there."
Author: Hannah Harrington
6. "[W]hile the use of non-lethal weapons such as tasers and LEDIs may not necessarily reduce the number of civilian casualties, they have been largely accepted as the humane alternative to deadly force because they make the use of force appear far less dramatic and violent than it has in the past.Contrast, for instance, the image of police officers beating Rodney King with billy clubs as opposed to police officers continually shocking a person with a taser. Both are severe forms of abuse. However, because the act of pushing a button is far less dramatic and visually arresting than swinging a billy club, it can come across as much more humane to the general public. This, of course, draws much less media coverage and, thus, less bad public relations for the police."
Author: John W. Whitehead
7. "I am the neurological opposite of a psychopath, in that I feel anxious almost all the time. It must be great to not constantly feel like you've got someone living inside your face, shooting you with a mini Taser."
Author: Jon Ronson
8. "Oh God, that hurts," she whimpered."What hurts?" Kye asked, sounding concerned. "The invisible man pounding spikes into my head.""That doesn't sound good. Maybe you should take out an invisible Taser gun and zap the son of a bitch."
Author: Julie James
9. "Other girls carried tasers or pepper spray for safety. Rosa had bought herself a stapler in a hardware store on the corner of Baltic and Clinton Streets. Her thinking was simple. An electric shock is nasty but leaves no marks. With her method, though, she could put two or three staples into any attacker's body. Then he'd have to stop and decide whether to tangle with her or start getting the staples out of his skin."
Author: Kai Meyer
10. "Just as he reached for my neck, I tased him. I was there to bag and tag, not to kill. Besides, if I had to carry separate weapons for every paranormal I took out, I'd be dragging around a full luggage set. Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine's pink with rhinestones. Tasey and I have had a lot of good times together."
Author: Kiersten White
11. "Evelyn?" one asked."Yeah," I said, waving a hand dismissively and moving to walk past them. Lend always hung his keys on a ring near the door. I'd get those, and—""You're under arrest for violating statute one point one of the International Paranormal Control Charter."I stopped. "Wait, seriously? Seriously? You guys are here to arrest me?" I started laughing. Wow, you so picked the wrong day. Come back next week, okay?"Before I could move one of them shoved a shiny silver Taser at me; the last thought that went through my head before I collapsed, shaking on the ground, was that, bleep, being tased really sucked."
Author: Kiersten White
12. "Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine's pink withrhinestones."
Author: Kiersten White
13. "She didn't need a Taser; she was more than capable of defending herself without electricity. She'd had an unusual education."
Author: Laini Taylor
14. "That hallmark image of cupid as a fat cherub with arrows? I think the real cupid is some kind of psycho juvie with a taser."
Author: Lesley Livingston
15. "Dai, vieni mio albero in fiore, stasera spegneremo la luce e sui tuoi boccioli poserò gli occhiali. Con la punta dei rami segnerai la volta celeste e scuoterai il tronco invisibile che sostiene la luna. Nuovi sogni cadranno ai nostri piedi come neve tiepida. Pianterai a terra le tue radici a forma di tacchi a spillo, che faranno saldamente presa. Lascia che mi arrampichi sul tuo cuore di bambù, voglio dormire accanto a te."
Author: Mathias Malzieu
16. "Two cops Tasered me at the same time once, and it barely phased me."
Author: R.K. Lilley
17. "Sewaktu Jepun datangke Tanah MelayuKota Bharulah, kota kecilyang pertama didaratibersama Aceh dan Pataniia dikenalsebagai ibu kotaSerambi Makkah."
Author: Rahimidin Zahari
18. "Sesaat lapar menjadi rinduseribu tahun pesonanya menyusupke danau kasihsesaat dahaga menakluk cintaseribu tahun arusnya mengalirdi lubuk rahsia."
Author: Shamsudin Othman
19. "Nate jumped up and down, voice cracking as he talked. "It worked! It worked! My Taser worked! Ha! Oh yeah, oh yeah! I can't believe I got this thing on eBay!"
Author: Stefan Petrucha

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