The Devil On Your Shoulder Quotes

1. "I come in peace...Take me to your lizard."
Author: Douglas Adams

2. "VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus."
Author: Francis Pharcellus Church

3. "Good gods, female," Addolgar muttered. "What did you do with yourself before I came into your life?""I lived quietly alone in my cave," she snapped back. "And I was quite happy there, too."
Author: G.A. Aiken

4. "Purpose in life should be that your inner wealth is able to outshine your external wealth."
Author: Gian Kumar

5. "The kid looked at me as if I'd just told a joke about his mother. ‘I don't know, Mr Dunne, I'm sure they're getting the details right now. The point is, your wife is safe.'Hurray. Kid stole my line.I spotted Rand and Marybeth through the doorway of the room where we'd given our first press conference six weeks ago. They were leaning in to each other, as always, Rand kissing the top of Marybeth's head, Marybeth nuzzling him back, and I felt such a keen sense of outrage that I almost threw a stapler at them. You two worshipful, adoring assholes created that thing down the hall and set her loose on the world. Lo, how jolly, what a perfect monster! And do they get punished? No, not a single person had come forth to question their characters; they'd experienced nothing but an outpouring of love and support, and Amy would be restored to them and everyone would love her more. My wife was an insatiable sociopath before. What would she become now?Step carefully, Nick, step very carefully."
Author: Gillian Flynn

6. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Author: Groucho Marx

7. "Your powers don't work in the rain do they? A little bit of water and your fire fizzles out? So Little Miss Perfect does have a weakness after all!"
Author: Heather James

8. "You must converse much with the field and the woods if you would imbibe such health into your mind and spirit as you covet for your body"
Author: Henry David Thoreau

9. "You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me."
Author: J.K. Rowling

10. "I almost saw your boyfriend naked this morning."I laughed at the look on her face. "I don't know what to say to that, you're welcome?"
Author: Jay Crownover

11. "Teagan - "What is it?"Garreth - "No one's ever prayed for me before. I've always heard your prayers. You prayed for me to come to you when you had a bad dream. I even heard you pray for a perfect, selfless, superwonderful boy to fall in love with. But I've never heard you pray for me."
Author: Jennifer Murgia

12. "Mythology is composed by poets out of their insights and realizations. Mythologies are not invented; they are found. You can no more tell us what your dream is going to be tonight than we can invent a myth. Myths come from the mystical region of essential experience."
Author: Joseph Campbell

13. "Joy and sorrow are inseparable. . . together they come and when one sits alone with you . . remember that the other is asleep upon your bed."
Author: Kahlil Gibran

14. "As you get older, it's harder to maintain your weight and to fly through the air for those routines. It's also the lifestyle; you train seven to eight hours a day, five to six days a week."
Author: Kerri Strug

15. "Luck I get," she said when they'd sat in silence once more. "But why brave?"He shifted in his seat then sat forward, his gaze piercing through her. "Because, Natalia, love is a risk. Love from the depths of your soul requires a certain amount of sacrifice. It bids you to give yourself wholly to another. To allow someone to view you like a prism, assessing you at every angle, examining every flaw. You must lay yourself before them, open and bare, and say, ‘here I am. I hold nothing back. I am yours, mind, body, and soul.' And all you can do is hope they don't crush you." He leaned closer. "But the man who truly loves you will tend to your heart like he tends a garden, nurturing it until it grows and blooms under his hand."
Author: Leia Shaw

16. "Can't you just tell me now?""No, I need someone to eat with."A slight smile rose to my lips. "Am I supposedto believe that I'm your only option?""No. But you're my favorite option."
Author: Lisa Kleypas

17. "Love blurs your vision; but after it recedes, you can see more clearly than ever. It's like the tide going out, revealing whatever's been thrown away and sunk: broken bottles, old gloves, rusting pop cans, nibbled fishbodies, bones. This is the kind of thing you see if you sit in the darkness with open eyes, not knowing the future. The ruin you've made."
Author: Margaret Atwood

18. "You got responsibilities when you're a leader. You got a responsibility not to kill too many of your men. Or who're you going to lead?"
Author: Mark Lawrence

19. "You would have to forget everything that came out of her mouth in order to later enjoy it on your cock."
Author: Michelle Tea

20. "At times, it's better to think of exactly what is happening right in front of you every second, rather than going through things from the past in your mind."
Author: Nancy E. Turner

21. "Shame is a virus that creates paralysis in its hosts. When you're busy telling yourself what a bad person you are, you expend most of your energy obsessing over your self- not what you may have done wrong, not what you can do to fix it. For this reason, shame creates a moat around girls' potential. It limits their ability or willingness to face challenges. It makes them want to be alone, isolating them from friends, their most important buffer against stress. Shame is therefore a major threat to girls' resilience."
Author: Rachel Simmons

22. "And who the devil are you to decide?!"
Author: Sakura Tsukuba

23. "An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, "Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you're not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need."
Author: Shannon L. Alder

24. "You ever wake up in the morning and kiss the mirror and say "HELLO BEAUTIFUL" if not you have the wrong connection with your reflection."
Author: Stanley Victor Paskavich

25. "Because I can tell. He looks like your type too." "Is he hot?" "I wouldn't fuck him," Jase confided. "Well, at least we know he doesn't have boobs, then."
Author: T.J. Klune

26. "I never like to get political, but when you have the ability, through your media, to influence a large mass of people, I would want to be a part of the evolving cycle of progress vs. keeping things the way that they are."
Author: Zoe Saldana

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