Top Toupee Quotes

Browse top 9 famous quotes and sayings about Toupee by most favorite authors.

Favorite Toupee Quotes

1. "First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back."
Author: Bauvard
2. "Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing a horrid green toothy grin that looks more like a Steven Hawkins muscle spasm. In his hands, a frightened beer bottle is choked with the steel grip of a sexually repressed Preacher."
Author: Brett Tate
3. "If our legal counsel, Bob Rutherford, works for Satan, Satan should buy Bob a better toupee."
Author: Christina Dodd
4. "Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee."
Author: Hector Elizondo
5. "Thomas Bowman's toupee, alas, was never found. He was somewhat mollified by the gift of a very fine hat from Westcliff on Christmas day."
Author: Lisa Kleypas
6. "This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness."
Author: Pauline Kael
7. "Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
8. "An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting cross-legged next to a mall cop with a bleeding ankle and a mouth full of paper. One of the firefighters look at the other. "Not again."
Author: Tim Dorsey
9. "The Soul Toupee is that thing about ourselves we are most deeply embarrassed by and like to think we have cunningly concealed from the world, but which is, in fact, pitifully obvious to everybody who knows us."
Author: Tim Kreider

Toupee Quotes Pictures

Quotes About Toupee
Quotes About Toupee
Quotes About Toupee

Today's Quote

I think we have a good team, but soccer fans will know that we're in a really tough group. The three teams in our group are really strong. The Czech Republic is a very good team, Italy is traditionally a powerhouse, and Ghana is one of the best teams in Africa."
Author: Claudio Reyna

Famous Authors

Popular Topics