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1. "Cancer - a more or less permanent traffic jam in the body."
Author: Andreas Moritz
2. "The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It comes from your thoughts about these circumstances."
Author: Andrew Bernstein
3. "To my surprise, I felt a certain springy keenness. I was ready to hike. I had waited months for this day, after all, even if it had been mostly with foreboding. I wanted to see what was out there. All over America today people would be dragging themselves to work, stuck in traffic jams, wreathed in exhaust smoke. I was going for a walk in the woods. I was more than ready for this."
Author: Bill Bryson
4. "There was no compassion or courtesy: fender jammed against fender, they drove on. I understood it: anybody who gave an inch would cause a traffic jam, a disturbance, a murder. Traffic flowed endlessly like turds in a sewer. It was marvelous to see, and none of the drivers were angry, they were simply resigned to the facts."
Author: Charles Bukowski
5. "Life always gives us exactly the teacher we need at every moment. This includes every mosquito, every misfortune, every red light, every traffic jam, every obnoxious supervisor (or employee), every illness, every loss, every moment of joy or depression, every addiction, every piece of garbage, every breath. Every moment is the guru."
Author: Charlotte Joko Beck
6. "The patriotic or religious bumper stickers always seem to be on the biggest, most disgustingly selfish vehicles driven by the ugliest, most inconsiderate and aggressive drivers, who are usually talking on cell phones as they cut people off in order to get just twenty stupid feet ahead in the traffic jam..."
Author: David Foster Wallace
7. "Fear and bigotry don't need explaining. They simply are, like traffic jams and taxes."
Author: Eileen Wilks
8. "A good science fiction story should be able to predict not the automobile but the traffic jam."
Author: Frederik Pohl
9. "If our goal is to be tolerant of people who are different than we are, Chase, then we really are aiming quite low. Traffic jams are to be tolerated. People are to be celebrated."
Author: Glennon Melton
10. "It is like sitting in a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway with your windows rolled up and Portuguese music booming out of the surround-sound speakers while animals gnaw on your neck and diseased bill collectors hammer on your doors with golf clubs."
Author: Hunter S. Thompson
11. "America to me is so varied and exciting. I always feel nostalgia for the place I'm not in, and then I get there and find myself in a traffic jam going into the Lincoln Tunnel, and I think, 'God, why was I romanticizing this part of the country?' I think it has to do with the romantic, unrealistic temperament."
Author: Ian Frazier
12. "Already a sizable traffic jam blocked the Bund. Once again the crush and clutter of Shanghai had engulfed its invaders."
Author: J.G. Ballard
13. "I'm being followed so much I'm causing traffic jams."
Author: John Grisham
14. "I hate to think how many minutes of my life I've spent on goddamn hold. I want those minutes back. When death comes for me, I want back every minute I was on hold in traffic jams, and behind people with eleven items in the ten items or less line."
Author: Laura Lippman
15. "Traffic in Joburg is like the democratic process. Every time you think it's going to get moving and take you somewhere, you hit another jam."
Author: Lauren Beukes
16. "A sip of wine, a cigarette,And then it's time to go.I tidied up the kitchenette;I tuned the old banjo.I'm wanted at the traffic-jam.They're saving me a seat."
Author: Leonard Cohen
17. "I also think stress is related to control. When you're in charge of your life, you tend to not care about losing control of things that don't really matter like traffic jams."
Author: Marilu Henner
18. "In some precious and personal moments there are brief, sudden surges of recognition of an immortal insight, a doctrinal deja vu. These flashes from the mirror of memory can remind us and inspire us, especially in the midst of life's taxing telestial traffic jams, which can otherwise cause us to grow weary and faint in our minds."
Author: Neal A. Maxwell
19. "As to remedying our personal mistakes, we face no hindering traffic jams on the road of repentance. It is a toll road, not a freeway, and applying Christ's Atonement will speed us along."
Author: Neal A. Maxwell
20. "That, plus the huge traffic jams I could see on the public skyways even at this distance, told me this was no place for sensible people. Hell, it was probably no place for Terrans."
Author: Rachel Bach
21. "There is an element of mystique to radio, and I often listen to cricket commentary on radio, especially when one is stuck in a traffic jam."
Author: Rahul Dravid
22. "There are no traffic jams along the extra mile."
Author: Roger Staubach
23. "It was how wars really ended, Dieffenbaker supposed -- not at truce tables but in cancer wards and office cafeterias and traffic jams. Wars died one tiny piece at a time, each piece something that fell like a memory, each lost like an echo that fades in winding hills. In the end even war ran up the white flag. Or so he hoped. He hoped that in the end even war surrendered."
Author: Stephen King
24. "As I left my cab in the traffic jam, the driver made it clear he didn't like it that I was ending our relationship so unexpectedly"
Author: Steve Toltz
25. "If I complain about a traffic jam, I have no one to blame but myself."
Author: Steve Wynn
26. "If politics left out the manipulation of money, I would perhaps view it more than a partisan traffic jam that never ends."
Author: Zephyr McIntyre

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