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1. "I think he'll be all sweaty because, let's face it most fat people get sweaty just from lifting the twinkie to their mouth, but tiny is just to fabulous to sweat."
Author: David Levithan
2. "From the straight-acting, butch, manly men like his Officer Hotness, to the twinkiest twinks who ever lived, like himself, and everywhere in between. He didn't have any right to tell anyone how to `be gay,"
Author: Fae Sutherland
3. "William: You're just gonna have to take who I give you and dealParis: Like anyone would pick you over me.William: You just wait and see. I'll have every single on of them eating out of my hand.Paris: Only if you had one of those delicious fried Twinkies.Strider rolled his eyes. Egotistical morons. Anyone with a set of eyes could see that Strider was the pretty one in their little three-some."
Author: Gena Showalter
4. "Fried twinkies? Paris nodded. Only once, I've never forgotten the experience. It's like heaven in your mouth, man."
Author: Gena Showalter
5. "Stories are like DNA, they shape the culture that they're a part of. A society is not a society without its own unique stories. But we allow machines to make our stories, nowadays, or at least to tell them. We allow things to shape our understanding of who we are. We are entertained, not nurtured. We are given Twinkies for our mind, things that amuse but do not enlighten. It tickles our taste buds, but it does not enrich us."
Author: James Rozoff
6. "She had a heart like a Twinkie, full of oversweet goo, yes, a real junk-food heart."
Author: Jean Thompson
7. "Mom put dense cheddar bread into a bag for a man who said this was his wife's favorite - he'd driven all the way from New Jersey to buy it because today was their anniversary. Several women in the store jabbed their husbands on hearing this. I hung my head - Peter Terris wouldn't cross the street to buy me a Twinkie."
Author: Joan Bauer
8. "Anil may have been human, but he thought like Rrilk," Phiirr said. "And I never found out what a Twinkie was."
Author: John Corwin
9. "Hey, Ethan.""Yeah?""Remember the Twinkie on the bus? The one I gave you in second grade, the day we met?""The one you found on the floor and gave me without telling me? Nice."He grinned and shot the ball. "It never really fell on the floor. I made that part up."
Author: Kami Garcia
10. "I like to rub Twinkies under my arms."
Author: Laura Ruby
11. "I tried to do the commercial thing. But I don't want to keep shoving Twinkies down everyone's throat. People are hungry for something of more substance."
Author: Lili Taylor
12. "What are their names? Psycho and Killer?"He shook his head. "Cupcake and Twinkie."My mouth dropped open. "You're kidding."A grin flitted across his lips. "Afraid not."If naming them after dessert snacks had been Miss Marva's attempt to make them seem cute, it wasn't working."
Author: Lisa Kleypas
13. "Which on am I?" I drew my left eyebrow in a high, puzzled arch. "Which what?" Crack reached for her makeup kit. "Bottom or fool?" She pulled out a tiny mirror and put another layer of mascara on her giant fake lashes. She used a special oversized mascara brush for her oversized lashes, carried in a big tube. "No. Trixie, Twinkie, or Bubbles?" I asked. "Who, in the show?" She shrugged. "What ever you want, Sugar. Makes no diff to me. A name's just another kind of package. Marketing. Starts the day you're born" p.136"
Author: Monica Drake
14. "It feels like cheap sex and spurious art to me, the spiritual equivalent of junk food; it may look like an éclair, but it's really a Twinkie."
Author: Nancy M. Malone
15. "I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you crazy? Do you know we're thirty-five years old? Sit down and feed us a Twinkie!"
Author: P.C. Cast
16. "The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face."
Author: Patrick Carney
17. "God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I'd like this to be. I'd like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes. But I…"
Author: Penny Reid
18. "You all set?" he asked, tossing me a pair of sunglasses."Wow, nice." I felt the frame, rubbing my finger over the lenses to wipe away a smudge. "Not bad, Phoenix.""Twinkies." He slid his pair on and adjusted the gun across his chest. "Told you. Breakfast of champions."- Skylla and Jet"
Author: Rachael Wade
19. "Once you change, change happens. This is a big lesson. Expecting someone else to change is like pleading with a manufacturer to turn Twinkies into a green smoothie. It makes no sense, right? Often times we feel people are purposely doing or not doing things for us in a relationship – we want to make them better, not for their personal development, but how to make this person fit our image of the perfect partner. We want them to dress, act and say things at certain times. It becomes a conditioned relationship."
Author: Sadiqua Hamdan
20. "I could enjoy the simple life with a small living quarters, a scratched album of Johnny Cash and a Box of Twinkies"
Author: Stanley Victor Paskavich
21. "I love Twinkies, and the reason I am saying that is because we are all supposed to think of reasons to live."
Author: Stephen Chbosky
22. "I'm a loon? You saw me heading for the paper and dove right in front of me like the paper was the last Twinkie on the planet."
Author: T.H. Snyder
23. "Twinkie, you keep me out of jail and I'll keep you outta the loony bin."
Author: Terry Spencer Hesser
24. "Champagne was discovered by a Catholic monk," said Bernard. "Took one swallow and burst out of his cellar yelling, 'I'm drinking stars, I'm drinking stars!' Tequila was invented by a bunch of brooding Indians. Into human sacrifice and pyramids. Somewhere between champagne and tequila is the secret history of Mexico, just as somewhere between beef jerky and Hostess Twinkies is the secret history of America. Or aren't you in the mood for epigrams?"
Author: Tom Robbins
25. "I'm not a Twinkie lover. I don't do sugar or dairy either."
Author: Woody Harrelson

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