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1. "Shagga son of Dolf likes this not. Shagga will go with the boyman, and if the boyman lies, Shagga will chop off his manhood-""-and feed it to the goats, yes," Tyrion said wearily."
Author: George R.R. Martin
2. "Little redcape," he snarled, "when next you bare steel on Shagga son of Dolf, I will chop off your manhood and roast it in the fire.""What, no goats?" Tyrion said, taking a bite of his cheese."
Author: George R.R. Martin
3. "Contempt, thought Tyrion, the universal tongue."
Author: George R.R. Martin
4. "Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock."
Author: George R.R. Martin
5. "Sooner would be better than later, and now would be better than sooner." - Tyrion"
Author: George R.R. Martin
6. "Tyrion: My gentle sister seems to have mistaken me for Ned Stark.Bronn: I hear he was taller.Tyrion: Not after Joff took off his head."
Author: George R.R. Martin
7. "Jaime," ela disse, puxando-lhe a orelha "querido, eu o conheço desde que era um bebê no colo de Joanna. Sorri como Gerion e luta como Tyg, e há um pouco de Kevan em você, caso contrário não usaria esse manto... Mas o filho de Tywin é Tyrion, não você. Certa vez, eu disse isso na cara de seu pai, e ele não falou comigo durante meio ano. Os homens são uns tremendos idiotas. Até aqueles que aparecem uma vez a cada mil anos."
Author: George R.R. Martin
8. "Robert wanted to be loved. My brother Tyrion has the same disease. Do you want to be loved, Sansa?""Everyone wants to be loved.""I see flowering hasn't made you any brighter," said Cersei. "Sansa, permit me to share a bit of womanly wisdom with you on this veryspecial day. Love is poison. A sweet poison, yes, but it will kill you all the same."
Author: George R.R. Martin
9. "A FEAST FOR CROWSPage 533"The Imp is no longer my brother, if he ever was." Cersei LannisterPage 503"... but Tyrion is Tywin's son, not you. I said so once to your father's face, and he would not speak to me for half a year." Aunt Genna to Jaime"
Author: George R.R. Martin
10. "The gods are blind. And men see only what they wish" - Tyrion Lannister"
Author: George R.R. Martin
11. "Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother."
Author: George R.R. Martin
12. "MEANWHILE, BACK ON THE WALL …  Hey, wait a minute!" some of you may be saying about now. "Wait a minute, wait a minute! Where's Dany and the dragons? Where's Tyrion? We hardly saw Jon Snow. That can't be all of it.…" Well, no. There's more to come."
Author: George R.R. Martin
13. "One of your northmen hit me with a morningstar during the battle on the Green Fork. I escaped him by falling off my horse. (Tyrion)"
Author: George R.R. Martin
14. "Once a man has seen a dragon in flight, let him stay home and tend his garden in content, someone had written once, for this wide world has no greater wonder." Tyrion scratched at his scar and tried to recall the author's name."
Author: George R.R. Martin
15. "You were small, but far-famed. We were in Oldtown at your birth, and all the city talked of was the monster that had been born to the King's Hand, and what such an omen might foretell for the realm.""Famine, plague, and war, no doubt." Tyrion gave a sour smile. "It's always famine, plague, and war. Oh, and winter, and the long night that never ends.""All that," said Prince Oberyn, "and your father's fall as well. Lord Tywin had made himself greater than King Aerys, I heard one begging brother preach, but only a god is meant to stand above a king. You were his curse, a punishment sent by the gods to teach him that he was no better than any other man.""I try, but he refuses to learn." Tyrion gave a sigh. "But do go on, I pray you. I love a good tale.""And well you might, since you were said to have one, a stiff curly tail like a swine's."
Author: George R.R. Martin
16. "The city?" Tyrion was lost. "What city would that be?""King's Landing. I am sending you to court." It was the last thing Tyrion Lannister would ever have anticipated. He reached for his wine, considered for a moment as he sipped. "And what am I to do there?""Rule," his father said curtly."
Author: George R.R. Martin
17. "How I have yearned for the sound of your sweet voice," Tyrion sighed to her. "How I have yearned to have that eunuch's tongue pulled out with hot pincers," Cersei replied."
Author: George R.R. Martin
18. "Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck."Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck."
Author: George R.R. Martin
19. "He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf - Haldon said after an exchange with the guard in his own tongue. Tyrion forced himself to smile at the man. Tell him that it is even better luck to suck on a dwarf's cock."
Author: George R.R. Martin
20. "Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy." "How odd. I think quite the same of you."
Author: George R.R. Martin
21. "Tyrion wondered what it would be like to have a twin, and decided that he would rather not know. Bad enough to face himself in a looking glass every day."
Author: George R.R. Martin
22. "Tyrion: Careful now, Shagga, you've cut him.Shagga: Dolf fathered warriors, not barbers."
Author: George R.R. Martin
23. "The gold of a lowland lord is as worthless as a half man's promises'' Gunthor said.''Half a man I may be'' Tyrion said. ''Yet I have the courage to face my enemies. What do the Stone Crows do, but hide behind rocks and shiver with fear as the knights of the Vale ride by?"
Author: George R.R. Martin
24. "You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister.""Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure.""I don't even know who my mother was," Jon said. "Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are." He favored Jon with a rueful grin. "Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs."And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king."
Author: George R.R. Martin
25. "Littlefinger: A trade envoy from Lys once observed to me that Lord Stannis must love his daughter very well, since he'd erected hundreds of statues of her all along the walls of Dragonstone.Tyrion: My lord, those are gargoyles."
Author: George R.R. Martin
26. "Some say knowledge is power. Some tell us that all power comes from the gods. Others say it derives from law. Yet that day on the steps of Baelor's Sept, our godly High Septon and the lawful Queen Regent and your ever-so-knowledgeable servant were as powerless as any cobbler or cooper in the crowd. Who truly killed Eddard Stark, do you think? Joffrey, who gave the command? Ser Ilyn Payne, who swung the sword? Or…another?"Tyrion cocked his head sideways. "Did you mean to answer your damned riddle, or only to make my head ache worse?"Varys smiled. "Here, then. Power resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less.""So power is a mummer's trick?""A shadow on the wall," Varys murmured, "yet shadows can kill. And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow."Tyrion smiled. "Lord Varyls, I am growing strangely fond of you. I may kill you yet, but I think I'd feel sad about it."
Author: George R.R. Martin
27. "You look very elegant today, my lord.""I'm wounded. I strive to look elegant every day." - Tyrion & Littlefinger"
Author: George R.R. Martin
28. "I beg you both, take heart.'(Varys)'Whose?' asked Tyrion sourly. He could think of several tempting choices."
Author: George R.R. Martin
29. "My lady," Tyrion said. "You are lovely, make no mistake, but … I cannot do this. My father be damned. We will wait. The turn of a moon, a year, a season, however long it takes. Until you have come to know me better, and perhaps to trust me a little." His smile might have been meant to be reassuring, but without a nose it only made him look more grotesque and sinister."
Author: George R.R. Martin
30. "Tyrion pushed forward. "MY LORDS! " he shouted. He had to shout, to have any hope of being heard.His father raised a hand. Bit by bit, the hall grew silent."
Author: George R.R. Martin
31. "Nunca olvides qué eres, porque desde luego el mundo no lo va a olvidar. Conviértelo en tu mejor arma, así nunca será tu punto débil. Úsalo como armadura y nadie podrá utilizarlo para herirte. Tyrion Lannister Canción de Hielo y Fuego I: Juego de Tronos"
Author: George R.R. Martin
32. "I don't know what message to send to Bran. Help him Tyrion.""What help could I give him? I am no maester, to ease his pain. I have no spell to give him back his legs.""You gave me help when I needed it" Jon Snow said."I gave you nothing," Tyrion said. "Words.""Then give your words to Bran too."
Author: George R.R. Martin
33. "Even now, long days later, the memory filled him with a bitter rage. All his life Tyrion had prided himself on his cunning, the only gift the gods had seen fit to give him, and yet this seven-times-damned she-wolf Catelyn Stark had outwitted him at every turn. The knowledge was more galling than the bare fact of his abduction."
Author: George R.R. Martin
34. "Tyrion felt the heat rise in him. "It was not my dagger," he insisted. "How many times must I swear to that? Lady Stark, whatever you may believe of me, I am not a stupid man. Only a fool would arm a common footpad with his own blade."Just for a moment, he thought he saw a flicker of doubt in her eyes, but what she said was, "Why would Petyr lie to me?""Why does a bear shit in the woods?" he demanded. "Because it is his nature. Lying comes as easily as breathing to a man like Littlefinger. You ought to know that, you of all people."
Author: George R.R. Martin
35. "Ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow.Tyrion smiled. Lord Varys, I am growing strangely fond of you. I may kill you yet, but I think I'd feel sad about it.I will take that as high praise."
Author: George R.R. Martin
36. "Did you think I was as blind as Father?" Tyrion rubbed his cheek. "Who you lie with is no matter to me … although it doesn't seem quite just that you should open your legs for one brother and not the other."
Author: George R.R. Martin
37. "Bronn himself, who'd only smiled that insolent dark smile of his and afterward said, "They'll kill for that knighthood, but don't ever think they'll die for it."Tyrion had no such delusion."
Author: George R.R. Martin
38. "Nunca te esqueças de quem és, porque de certeza que o mundo não o fará. Faz disso a tua força. Assim nunca será a tua fraqueza. Arma-te com essa lembrança, e nunca poderá ser usada para te magoar" Tyrion"
Author: George R.R. Martin
39. "My brother is undoubtedly arrogant," Tyrion Lannister replied. "My father is the soul of avarice, and my sweet sister Cersei lusts for power with every waking breath. I, however, am innocent as a little lamb. Shall I bleat for you?"
Author: George R.R. Martin
40. "I arrived here a King's Hand, riding through the gates at the head of my own sworn men, Tyrion reflected, and I leave like a rat scuttling through the dark, holding hands with a spider."
Author: George R.R. Martin
41. "Minél többet élt, Tyrion annál inkább ráébredt, hogy semmi sem egyszeru, és kevés dolog igaz."
Author: George R.R. Martin
42. "– Az alvás jó – bólintott Tyrion. – A könyvek pedig még jobbak."
Author: George R.R. Martin
43. "Give me priests who are fat and corrupt and cynical,(...) the sort who like to sit on soft satin cushions, nibble sweetmeats, and diddle little boys. It's the ones who believe in gods who make the trouble. (Tyrion)"
Author: George R.R. Martin
44. "Make no mistake, dwarf. I fought for you, but I do not love you'' ''It was your blade I needed'' Tyrion said, ''not your love."
Author: George R.R. Martin
45. "Truly, sister, you were born to be a widow. (Tyrion to Cersei)"
Author: George R.R. Martin
46. "Hear Me Roar," Tyrion said, grinning. The Lannister words."
Author: George R.R. Martin
47. "-Tienes el don de hacer reír a los hombres- dijo la septa Lemore a Tyrion mientras secaba los dedos de sus pies. -Deberías estar agradecido al Padre de arriba. Otorga dones a sus hijos. -Es cierto- asintió gratamente. "Y cuando muera, por favor que entierren conmigo una ballesta, así podré agradecer al Padre de arriba por sus dones de la misma manera que agradecí al padre de abajo"."
Author: George R.R. Martin
48. "Joffrey received loving kisses from the bride's father and his two new brothers, Loras and Garlan. No one seemed in any great rush to kiss Tyrion. When the king and queen had taken their seats, the High Septon rose to lead a prayer."
Author: George R.R. Martin
49. "Tyrion looked pointedly at his right hand. "Why, I have steel in my hand, Ser Allister, although it appears to be a crab fork. Shall we duel?" He hopped up on his chair and began poking at Thorne's chest with the tiny fork. Roars of laughter filled the tower room. Bits of crab flew from the Lord Commander's mouth as he began to gasp and choke. Even his raven joined in, cawing loudly from above the window. "Duel! Duel! Duel!"
Author: George R.R. Martin
50. "It all goes back and back," Tyrion thought, "to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them. We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads."
Author: George R.R. Martin

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