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1. "I'd seen 'Interview with A Vampire' and saw Dracula movies growing up, but I never thought, 'I love vampires; I have to do a show about vampires.'"
Author: Alan Ball
2. "You've heard of vampires?"I nodded."You've heard of werwolves?""Of course.""Had you ever heard of us?"I shook my head."That's called 'staying under the radar,' dear Kate. It's what we're good at."
Author: Amy Plum
3. "Believe in angels? Then believe in vampires. Believe in me. There are worse things on earth."
Author: Anne Rice
4. "Lucius needs you. He mourns you. He loves you. It's very unusual for a vampire to truly love. Some hold that real love between vampires is a myth. That we are too vicious by nature.But Lucius does. He loves you--as you love him."
Author: Beth Fantaskey
5. "I wouldn't change it," Simon said. "I wouldn't give up loving you. Not for anything. You know what Raphael told me? That I didn't know how to be a good vampire, that vampires accept that they're dead. But as long as I remember what it was like to love you, I'll always feel like I'm alive."
Author: Cassandra Clare
6. "People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it."
Author: Charlaine Harris
7. "Seriously, I'm totally weirded out by the girly nature of this conversation. And yet, it's kinda like you're growing up. Do you think Judy Blume made a book about adolescent vampires? Are You There God, It's Me, Merit?" Mallory snorted, obviously pleased with herself."
Author: Chloe Neill
8. "Les heures passèrent. Même si la défense et la guerre n'avaient jamais été mon dada, la sécurité des vampires était hautement contextuelle et donc incroyablement intéressante. Il y avait des liens avec l'histoire (les vampires s'étaient fait baiser par le passé!), la politique (La Maison X nous avait baisé par le passé!), la philosophie (pourquoi croyez-vous qu'on nous avait baisé par le passé?) l'éthique (si nous ne buvions pas le sang des humains, nous serions-nous fait baiser par le passé?) et, bien-sûr, la stratégie (comment nous avait-on baisé? Comment pouvait-on éviter de nous faire baiser de nouveau ou, mieux encore, comment pouvions-nous les baiser en premier?)"
Author: Chloe Neill
9. "Vampires were hardly the monsters we were made out to be in fairy tales and television shows. We were hardly different from humans, but for the genetic mutation, fangs, silvering eyes, and periodic penchant for blood. What? I said hardly different."
Author: Chloe Neill
10. "Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter."
Author: Christopher Moore
11. "Humans, because they learn more about their predator and vampires because they wouldn't have to go into lengthy speeches about their kind when they are doing their predator bit."
Author: Cyma Rizwaan Khan
12. "My ideas about vampires may by romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul."
Author: Deborah Harkness
13. "Vampires aren't the only ones who can hunt."
Author: Diana Bishop
14. "According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food"."
Author: Heather Brewer
15. "Yeah, but going by that cold tone of voice, she had to wonder whether the best-laid plans of mice and vampires, blah, blah, blah..."
Author: J.R. Ward
16. "Vampires are always going to be sexy."
Author: Jake Abel
17. "Vampires, contrary to popular belief, don't incinerate when exposed to sunlight. If that were true, there would be a heck of a lot more stories about spontaneous combustion around the world. They are, however, very sensitive to sunlight and their skin cannot take long term exposure without damaging and burning it, which was painful. From Vampire Princess Rising book two of the Winters Saga"
Author: Jami Brumfield
18. "Vampires are so sexy and powerful - they're so otherworldly; they have eternal life and youth."
Author: Jessica Clark
19. "Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them."
Author: Jessica Warman
20. "Film spectators are quiet vampires."
Author: Jim Morrison
21. "'Interview with a Vampire' made vampires sexy."
Author: Joseph Morgan
22. "Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child Zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha."
Author: Kevin James Breaux
23. "I sighed. I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want it to be all sexy, too. And, trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. I mean, sure, their glamours can be pretty hot, but the dry-as-bone corpse bodies shimmering underneath? Nothing attractive there."
Author: Kiersten White
24. "Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?"
Author: Kimberly Pauley
25. "Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampiresTruth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway."
Author: Kimberly Pauley
26. "Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins.Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin."
Author: Kimberly Pauley
27. "Even officers who don't approve of your lifestyle choices would still take you as backup over Kirkland, or most anyone else. They'd say how you're bad for shaking up with vampires and wereleopards, but in a firefight they'd take your vampire-loving, furry-fucking ass over most anyone else's."
Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
28. "Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?""I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said."I rest my case."
Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
29. "He is the dark prince. The all-powerful one. The leader of the creatures of the night." Then Meena said, "I'm confused then. I thought the prince of darkness was the devil."[......]"Wait," Meena said, blinking. " Are you saying.....""Yes," Alaric said. "That is exactly what I'm saying."Jon looked blank. "I don't understand. Is he the devil or not?""Lucien Antonescu," Alaric said. "is a vampire. Not just any vampire, but the ruler of all vampires."
Author: Meg Cabot
30. "Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory."
Author: Molly Harper
31. "And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?"
Author: Pittacus Lore
32. "I know it's technically goodwill to all men, but in my mind, I drop the men because that feels segregationist/elitist/sexist/generally bad ist.Goodwill shouldn't be just for men. It should also apply to women and children, and all animals, even the yucky ones like subway rats. I'd evenextend the goodwill not just to living creatures but to the dearly departed, and if we include them, we might as well include the undead, thosesupposedly mythic beings like vampires, and if they're in, then so are elves, fairies, and gnomes. Heck, since we're already being so generous in ourbig group hug, why not also embrace those supposedly inanimate objects like dolls and stu"
Author: Rachel Cohn
33. "Goodwill shouldn't be just for men. It should also apply to women and children, and all animals, even the yucky ones like subway rats. I'd even extend the goodwill not just to living creatures but to the dearly departed, and if we include them, we might as well include the undead, those supposedly mythic beings like vampires, and if they're in, then so are elves, fairies, and gnomes. Heck, since we're already being so generous in our big group hug, why not also embrace those supposedly inanimate objects like dolls and stuffed animals (special shout-out to my Ariel mermaid, who presides over the shabby chic flower power pillow on my bed - love you, girl!). I'm sure Santa would agree. Goodwill to all."
Author: Rachel Cohn
34. "Witches, shapeshifters, and fae were one thing. Vampires were monsters, plain and simple. That whole sensitive Children of the Night thing was total b.s."
Author: Rachel Hawkins
35. "When a guy fell from the sky, you can hope that he's a fallen angel or something equally sexy as that. But when you're in an underground train station and being chased by hidious vampires and some strange guy just randomly fell to your body, that is not sexy at all."
Author: Rea Lidde
36. "Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT."
Author: Richard Kadrey
37. "I was at Peter's fondue party,before that was at the mall. Peter's tell me about Peter's, Did anything weird happen there? I was at a fondue party at a vampires everything about that is weird."
Author: Richelle Mead
38. "The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?"
Author: Robin McKinley
39. "Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die."
Author: Sarah Rees Brennan
40. "Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria"
Author: Solange Nicole
41. "It's healthy to ditch class now and then." To be precise, it was healthier for humans if vampires ditched on days when human blood would be spilt."
Author: Stephenie Meyer
42. "You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires."
Author: Stephenie Meyer
43. "Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find."
Author: Stephenie Meyer
44. "What about stakes in the heart?" I asked now. He frowned, the center of his mouth pursed while its corners curled downward. "Anyone will die from a stake in the heart," he said. "And anyone will die if they're severely burned, including vampires."
Author: Susan Hubbard
45. "What is it with girls and vampires?" charlie asked, trying to smile. "They're pretty and they sparkle in the sun, just like unicorns." --Scout"
Author: Tammy Blackwell
46. "Sometimes the scariest things in life aren't the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn't want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil's Roses."
Author: Tara Brown
47. "There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the word... deshabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style."
Author: Terry Pratchett
48. "[The critic] serves up his erudition in strong doses; he pours out all the knowledge he got up the day before in some library or other, and treats in heathenish fashion people at whose feet he ought to sit, and the most ignorant of whom could give points to much wiser men than he.Authors bear this sort of thing with a magnanimity and a patience that are really incomprehensible. For, after all, who are those critics, who with their trenchant tone, their dicta, might be supposed sons of the gods? They are simply fellows who were at college with us, and who have turned their studies to less account, since they have not produced anything, and can do no more than soil and spoil the works of others, like true stymphalid vampires."
Author: Théophile Gautier
49. "Hang you, DeVere! She's a close friend, nothing more." He furrowed his brow once again. "Though I do fear of late that she entertains some...expectations.""You think the young widow may aspire to quite another surrogate role? They all do, ol' chap. Expectations and demands—titles, money, time, attention. The female half of the species are little better than vampires, sucking away one's very lifeblood."
Author: Victoria Vane
50. "In tombs of gold and lapis lazuliBodies of holy men and women exudeMiraculous oil, odour of violet.But under heavy loads of trampled clayLie bodies of the vampires full of blood;Their shrouds are bloody and their lips are wet("Oil and Blood")"
Author: W.B. Yeats

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