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1. "We've reached Vlad's first day at Thomas Jeff. August 30, 2010 Town of Michigan Infiltration of Thomas Jefferson school successful. The child is here. I can taste her. . . . Why is this woman still talking? If she thinks that I am going to stop wearing my pointed boots, she is sadly mistaken. I let out a loud snort and then turn the page quickly, feeling guilty at being amused by Vlad's ramblings."
Author: A.M. Robinson
2. "[Phoebe Broome] 'Well,' she said at last. 'You've now met my father. At his worst.'[Lord Vladimir] 'Being myself widely considered my family's most difficult member, I would not presume to comment.''That is... gentlemanly of you."
Author: Alison Sinclair
3. "Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for marale and made it so much harder to find new employees."
Author: Anne Bishop
4. "But what would they have said to their Liaison? It's like this, Meg. We didn't like that Asia Crane, so we ate her. When dealing with humans, honesty isn't always the best policy, Vlad thought"
Author: Anne Bishop
5. "Princess. . . He honestly thinks I'm a vampire princess. . . . The strange, almost pleasurable, sensation I'd felt when he'd brushed my cheek was forgotten as reality hit me again. Lucius Vladescu was a lunatic."
Author: Beth Fantaskey
6. "Jessica. For god's sake," he said. "Allow me to do at least one common courtesy for you. In spite ow what 'women's lib' teaches you, chivalry does not imply that women are powerless. On the contrary, chivalry is an admission of women's superiority. An acknowledgment of your power over us. This is the only form of servitude a Vladescu ever practices, and I perform it gladly for you. You, in turn, are obligated to accept graciously."
Author: Beth Fantaskey
7. "Baron Vladimir Harkonnen had made a lifetime career of seeking new experiences. He dabbled in hedonistic pleasures - rich foods, exotic drugs, deviant sex - discovering things he had never done before.But a baby in Harkonnen Keep...how would he handle that?"
Author: Brian Herbert
8. "Eric followed Vlad Tepes's stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I couldn't read his face at all, and I felt a stirring of fear. What would Charlie Brown have done if the Great Pumpkin wanted to eat the little red-haired girl?"
Author: Charlaine Harris
9. "En fait, au XVème siècle, en Transylvanie, pendant la guerre contre les Ottomans, j'ai vraiment rencontré Vlad l'Empaleur, qui a inspiré le personnage mythique de Dracula, et qui n'a jamais eu les terribles canines que la légende lui attribue. Au contraire, une visite chez le dentiste lui aurait fait le plus grand bien : il avait les dents pourries, et une haleine des plus fétides. Et ce n'était pas un vampire, tout juste un catholique fanatique, doté d'un penchant fétichiste pour la décapitation, qui m'avait proposé une promenade dans sa calèche. J'ai le chic pour attirer les hommes qui sortent de l'ordinaire."
Author: Christopher Pike
10. "Suština vlasti je i prirodna i strašna. Nada u vlast je smiješna. Duž nje, od dna do vrha, vladaju smišljeno nasilje i neizljeciva njena strepnja iz koje se zlo toci. Silne ljudske snage sposobne za sva dobrocinstva, propadaju u napetom lukavstvu i troše se u žalosnim trvenjima."
Author: Derviš Sušic
11. "Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!'Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?'Which one do you think?'Bad Vlad?'Good call."
Author: Dr. Seuss
12. "Ah! Indeed but! But he consumes too much spice, eats it like candy. Look at his eyes! He might have come directly from the Arrakeen labor pool. Efficient, Piter, but he's still emotional and prone to passionate outbursts. Efficient, Piter, but he still can err. -Baron Vladimir"
Author: Frank Herbert
13. "Sta je dobro? — Sve sto u coveku podstice osecanje moci, volju za moc, moc samu.Sta je rdjavo? — Sve sto potice iz slabosti.Sta je sreca? — Osecanje da moc raste — da je savladan neki otpor."
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
14. "Pozdeji se budeme musit podrobneji zabývat faktem, že ciste duchovní ci mystická stránka katolicismu nabyla neobycejné prevahy v prvních katolických stoletích - vlivem génia svatého Augustina, který byl kdysi platonikem a snad jím nikdy neprestal být, a pusobením transcendentalismu domnelého díla Areopagitova, jakož i orientálních sklonu pozdního Imperia a jakéhosi asiatského nádechu byzantského vladarství, jež bylo témer vladarstvím veleknežským. Všechny tyto veci zatlacily to, co bychom dnes nazvali západnickým prvkem, ackoli to má stejne dobré právo být nazýváno prvkem krestanským, ježto jeho zdravý rozum jest jen svatou duverností slova ucineného telem. Bud jak bud. pro tu chvíli musí stacit, rekneme-Ii, že theologové jaksi ustrnuli v jisté platónské pýše, v držení nedotknutelných a nesdelitelných vnitrních pravd."
Author: G.K. Chesterton
15. "From the moment I bought my ticket, I had a premonition I wasn't returning to New York anytime soon.You Know, this happens a lot to Russians. The Soviet Union is gone, and the borders are as free and passable as they've ever been. And yet, when a Russian moves between the two universes, this feeling of finality persists, the logical impossibility of a place like Russia existing alongside the civilized world, of Ann Arbor, Michigan, sharing the same atmosphere with, say, Vladivostok. It was like those mathematical concepts I could never understand in high school: if, then. If Russia exists, then the West is a mirage; conversely, if Russia does not exist, then and only then is the West real and tangible. No wonder young people talk about "going beyond the cordon" when they talk of emigrating, as if Russia were ringed by a vast cordon sanitaire. Either you stay in the leper colony or you get out into the wider world and maybe try to spread your disease to others."
Author: Gary Shteyngart
16. "Cloveški rod ni vec skromen. Nima cašcenja. Je aroganten in poln lastne tehnologije. Stalno se zavaja s svojimi iluzijami, da obvladuje svoje stvari, in tako ustvarja kaos in še vedno hoce videti, da je svet nemogoce obvladati. Jemljemo od Zemlje in drug drugega. Unicujemo gozdove, oceane, in ozracje. Drug drugega zasužnjujemo, mucimo pretepamo, ponižujemo in morimo."
Author: Gary Zukav
17. "If Budapest, Bratislava, Prague, Cracow, Warsaw, and Berlin belong to Europe, then why not Leningrad, why not Moscow--indeed, why stop before Vladivostok? It is all part of Eurasia, there is no state frontier between...I would like to think of myself as some utopian son of Europe, able to touch the Pacific at San Francisco with one outstretched arm and at Vladivostok with the other, and keeping the peace everywhere within my embrace."
Author: George Konrád
18. "In my first meeting with Vladimir Putin in the spring of 2001, he complained that Russia was burdened by Soviet-era debt. At that point, oil ws selling for $26 per barrel. By the time I saw Putin at the APEC summit in Sydney in September 2007 oil had reached $71--on its way to $137 in the summer of 2008. He leaned back in his chair and asked how were Russia's mortgage-backed securities doing."
Author: George W. Bush
19. "Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English."
Author: Heather Brewer
20. "So with nothing to do but algebra, Vlad settled down in front of the television with controller in hand."
Author: Heather Brewer
21. "Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down."
Author: Heather Brewer
22. "People says it gets easier. People are stupid."-Vlad"
Author: Heather Brewer
23. "... but if I've learned one thing, it's this: forgiveness is crucial. If you can't forgive someone you're mad at, that anger will poison you. You have to learn to let it go"... "people have reasons for doing the things that they do, especially when they care about you. You may not always understand what they are, but if you can try to understand the person then you might see that they really care, despite what happened."pg 100 Meredith to Vlad"
Author: Heather Brewer
24. "Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood."
Author: Heather Brewer
25. "Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else.Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs."
Author: Heather Brewer
26. "A former boxer, he sat on one end of a small couch; I sat on the other. . . . By the end of our meeting, I was wedged tightly into the corner of the couch, appalled at his bullying attitude and barely controlled rage. (it refers to Vladimír Meciar, the former prime minister of Slovak republik)"
Author: Hillary Clinton
27. "Noc je bila od onih u kojima se usamljenost cini kao nesvladiva daljina."
Author: Jasna Horvat
28. "No one believes you're serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad"
Author: Jeaniene Frost
29. "I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy.-Vlad"
Author: Jeaniene Frost
30. "He'd turned to go, then stopped, facing his brother. He'd said in a low voice, "I'm glad we're friends again.""Friends?" Vladimir's smile had lifted to a grin. "We're not friends, man. We're brothers."
Author: Jennie Lucas
31. "Vladimir leaned forward. "Never dilute vodka. Is sin."
Author: Jennifer Lane
32. "Though a good cop, Luc Claudel has the patience of a firecracker, the sensitivity of Vlad the Impaler, and a persistent skepticism as to the value of forensic anthropology.Snappy dresser, though."
Author: Kathy Reichs
33. "IMBECILE!" the chef shouted. "Next time why don't you just put your whole HAND in the food, hey? Yes, your whole hand, or maybe your FACE! I arrange the food on plates with care, are you understanding what I am telling you? It is part of the art form of cooking, yes? A lovely plate of food is a thing of beauty! And then you, NUMBSKULL, come along and put your fat greasy FINGERS all over my plate, and SHAKE the plate, and move my food all around the plate until it looks like pigs' vomit!""Chef Vlad!" I cried out in delight."
Author: Kenneth Oppel
34. "Osvojila mi je srce poput nemilosrdnoga vojskovode i sad sam rob misli i osjecaja kojima ne mogu vladati.Misli mi lutaju u pravcima koje ne odabirem sam i obuzimaju me napadi tjeskobe kojima ne znam izvor.Umirem od želje da je vidim,da razgovaram s njom,da je pogledam u oci..."
Author: Mahbod Seraji
35. "Najviše pozornosti treba posvetiti puku, a dosljedno tome njegovoj zemlji, iz koje sve proizlazi, u koju se sve vraca. Nazor manjine da je primila svoje privilegije po milosti Božjoj u svoju vlast jednako je apsurdan kao što bi bio apsurdan vladar koji bi sebi utvarao da zemlja kojom vlada pripada njemu, a ne državljanima; kad bi si vladar utvarao da su milijuni stvoreni za njega. Jer zapravo je vladar ovdje samo zato da milijunima služi! Vladar nije ništa drugo nego vrhovni cinovnik države. Vladar, to nije cast, to je dužnost prema narodu."
Author: Marija Jurić Zagorka
36. "Na svaku od dve šipke sa krova trole možeš da nanižeš barem troje, ako si uporan i cetvoro neljubaznih penzionera, jer se njihov bezobrazluk (utemeljen na konstantnoj žurbi nikuda, koju prikazuju kao žurbu svuda) leci samo elektrošokovima, za šta pogodno dodu debeli strujni gajtani kojima se trola napaja. Naravno da samo pravljenje ovog penzoražnjica nece ubiti obezobražene, obezbožene starce ociju krvavih od želje da vladaju svetom, ne. Preživeli su ratove. Preživeli su bedu. Preživeli su i raskoš koju ti nikada nisi osetio. Preživeli su život. Sad hoce da prežive i smrt. Šipka kroz stomak nije ništa za njih. Više ih ljuti što celi komfor metalnog štapa nije samo njihov, nego se guraju sa još troje jednako pomahnitalih. Tu leži sav problem, oni žele da žive sami u zgradama, da imaju svoju privatnu trolu, svoju licnu poštu bez redova, svoju pijacu, svoje ulice. Ljuti ih cak i to što je smrt svacija kurva. E pa danas je dan."
Author: Marko Šelić
37. "I had lied to myself from the very beginning, deceived myself into believing that I was being fanciful and overly imaginative. Surely such monstrosities only existed in nightmares? Yet I had lived through a nightmare these past months, and that was no dream at all.       I was still fighting against the awful truth, not wanting to give in, searching my mind for a logical explanation—but there was none. And the most horrible realization of all was that I had known, somewhere deep inside, ever since the day I first set eyes on Vladec Salei.       Plague carrier.       Living death.       Drainer of life.       The phrasing did not matter. No euphemism could strike fear into the hearts of men the way that single word could.       Vampire.        And for me, the uninitiated, that single word meant death."
Author: Melika Dannese Lux
38. "Seventy years ago this November, Vladimir Lenin created the modern totalitarian state, transforming simpler forms of tyranny into history's most sophisticated apparatus of rule by terror."
Author: Michael Johns
39. "My name is Dimitri Belikov. I've come to take you back to St. Vladimir's Academy, Princess."
Author: Richelle Mead
40. "Vladimir did great things—so could she. Besides, they come first, right?""Not always."I stared. I'd had they come first drilled into me since I was a child. It was what all guardians believed. Only the dhampirs who'd run away from their duty didn't subscribe to that. What he said was almost like treason."Sometimes, Rose, you have to know when to put yourself first."
Author: Richelle Mead
41. "Vladimir, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle."
Author: Samuel Beckett
42. "Estragon:-¿Cuál es nuestro papel en este asunto?Vladimir:-¿Nuestro papel?Estragon:-Tómate tiempo.Vladimir:-¿Nuestro papel? El del suplicante.Estragon:-¿Hasta este extremo?Vladimir: ¿El señor tiene exigencias que hacer valer?Estragon:-¿Ya no tenemos derechos?(Risa de Vladimir, quien se reprime como antes. Mismos gestos, salvo la sonrisa)Vladimir:-Me harías reír si me estuviera permitido.Estragon:-¿Los hemos perdido?Vladimir (con claridad):-Los hemos vendido."
Author: Samuel Beckett
43. "Vladimir:-Cuando uno piensa, oye.Estragon:-Cierto.Vladimir:-Y eso impide reflexionar.Estragon:-Claro.Vladimir:-Impide pensar.Estragon:-De todos modos se piensa.Vladimir:-¡Qué va!, resulta imposible.Estragon:-Eso es, contradigámonos.Vladimir: Imposible.Estragon:-¿Tú crees?Vladimir:-Ya no nos arriesgamos a pensar.Estragon:-Entonces, ¿De qué nos lamentamos?"
Author: Samuel Beckett
44. "ESTRAGON: I can't go on like this.VLADIMIR: That's what you think."
Author: Samuel Beckett
45. "Estragon: They're too bigVladimir: Perhaps you'll have socks some day"
Author: Samuel Beckett
46. "Estragon: Suppose we repented.Vladimir: Repented what?Estragon: Oh...(He reflects.) We wouldn't have to go into the details.Vladimir: Our being born?"
Author: Samuel Beckett
47. "Estragon: we lost our rights?vladimir: we got rid of them."
Author: Samuel Beckett
48. "Estragon: We always find something, eh Didi, to give us the impression we exist?Vladimir: Yes, yes, we're magicians."
Author: Samuel Beckett
49. "She was in love with a vampire. Bela Lugosi. Nosferatu. Vlad the Impaler. Count Chocula . The urge to laugh seized her and she buried her face in her hands and cried instead."
Author: Shelby Reed
50. "This is Morbidia," said Vlad. "Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool."
Author: Terry Pratchett

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