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1. "One of Dijana's friends in Sarajevo spent some time with me. I remember walking with him in the rain through a leafy park that ran along a bank of the river when he told me that he was a rocket scientist. He revealed that he had full access to the Pentagon's computers in Washington DC. I asked him whether this was due the result of some cooperation between the USA and Yugoslavia. He told me that it was not. As far as he knew, the Americans were unaware of his use of their data..."
Author: Adam Yamey
2. "In July of 1983, I left Washington, DC area and have had minimal contact with Judge Clarence Thomas since."
Author: Anita Hill
3. "In Washington, DC, politics dominate even the most casual conversations."
Author: Armstrong Williams
4. "If we don't change the way Washington operates we're going to bankrupt our children and grandchildren."
Author: David Dewhurst
5. "Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese."
Author: Dennis Miller
6. "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."(Washington DC, 12 May, 2008)"
Author: George W. Bush
7. "Well Washington DC what are you going to do. They think the capitol steps are the state of the art in comedy. You try to drag them into the 20th century let alone the 21st and they refuse to come with you."
Author: Harry Shearer
8. "I want to open up the world's first gloryhole/petting zoo—in Washington DC.? Well, I would put it there, but DC is too immoral for something so relatively wholesome when compared to politics."
Author: Jarod Kintz
9. "There's a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC."
Author: Jarod Kintz
10. "Latro, California: "Terrible diarrhea, Doctor, and I feel so weak!" "Take these pills and come back in three days if you're not better."Parkington, Texas: "Terrible diarrhea..." "Take these pills..."Hainesport, Louisiana: "Terrible..." "Take..."Baker Bay, Florida...Washington, DC...Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...New York, New York...Boston, Massachusetts...Chicago, Illinois: "Doctor, I know it's Sunday, but the kid's in such a terrible state - you've got to help me!" "Give him some junior aspirin and bring him to my office tomorrow. Goodbye."EVERYWHERE, USA: a sudden upswing in orders for very small coffins, the right size to take a baby dead from acute infantile enteritis."
Author: John Brunner
11. "So when Putin goes out to buy a Coke, thirty seconds later it is known in Washington DC."
Author: Julian Assange
12. "I live in Alexandria, Virginia. Near the Supreme Court chambers is a toll bridge across the Potomac. When in a rush, I pay the dollar toll and get home early. However, I usually drive outside the downtown section of the city and cross the Potomac on a free bridge. This bridge was placed outside the downtown Washington, DC area to serve a useful social service, getting drivers to drive the extra mile and help alleviate congestion during the rush hour. If I went over the toll bridge and through the barrier without paying the toll, I would be committing tax evasion ... If, however, I drive the extra mile and drive outside the city of Washington to the free bridge, I am using a legitimate, logical and suitable method of tax avoidance, and am performing a useful social service by doing so. For my tax evasion, I should be punished. For my tax avoidance, I should be commended. The tragedy of life today is that so few people know that the free bridge even exists."
Author: Louis D. Brandeis
13. "Me and the folks who buy my food are like the Indians -- we just want to opt out. That's all the Indians ever wanted -- to keep their tepees, to give their kids herbs instead of patent medicines and leeches. They didn't care if there was a Washington, D.C., or a Custer or a USDA; just leave us alone. But the Western mind can't bear an opt-out option. We're going to have to refight the Battle of the Little Big Horn to preserve the right to opt out, or your grandchildren and mine will have no choice but to eat amalgamated, irradiated, genetically prostituted, barcoded, adulterated fecal spam from the centralized processing conglomerate."
Author: Michael Pollan

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