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1. "The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons."
Author: Augusten Burroughs

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That's a horrible plan.""Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that."
Author: Christopher Moore

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