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51. "To him, restaurants were the ultimate expression of ungodly waste. For of all the luxuries that your money could buy, a restaurant left you the least to show for it. A fur coat could at least be worn in winter to fend off the cold, and a silver spoon could be melted down and sold to a jeweler. But a porterhouse steak? You chopped it, chewed it, swallowed it, wiped your lips and dropped your napkin on your plate. That was that. And asparagus? My father would sooner have carried a twenty-dollar bill to his grave than spend it on some glamorous weed coated in cheese."
Author: Amor Towles
52. "All around as a person, on right decisions, on holding your money, on doing your trade, a good education is a must. I don't think I would've done as good without an education."
Author: Bobby Vinton
53. "He bent his gaze sternly on them. "First, let no one rule your mind or body. Take special care that your thoughts remain unfettered. One may be a free man and yet be bound tighter than a slave. Give men your ear, but not your heart. Show respect for those in power, but don't follow them blindly. Judge with logic and reason, but comment not."Consider none your superior, whatever their rank or station in life. Treat all fairly or they will seek revenge. Be careful with your money. Hold fast to your beliefs and others will listen." He continued at a slower pace, "Of the affairs of love... my only advice is to be honest. That's your most powerful took to unlock a heart or gain forgiveness. That's all I have to say." He seemed slightly self-conscious of his speech."
Author: Christopher Paolini
54. "After awhile you realize that putting your actions where your mouth is makes you less likely to have to put your money where your mouth is."
Author: Criss Jami
55. "As a busker, one thing that does not work is self-consciousness. A busker needs to be working. A busker needs to shed all ego and get down to work. Play your songs, play them well, earn your money, and don't get in people's way."
Author: Glen Hansard
56. "Make your money work for you, don't work for your money."
Author: Habeeb Akande
57. "Earn your money, and earn my love. Just like money, sometimes you have to spend love to make love."
Author: Jarod Kintz
58. "My armpits are not only rank, but they're ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back."
Author: Jarod Kintz
59. "Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you'd just empty your money into my wallet."
Author: Jarod Kintz
60. "Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book."
Author: Joe Frazier
61. "Never bet your money on another man's game."
Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
62. "Plus, if someone is doing community service for a pat on the back, then they're wasting their time. Giving of yourself or your money is meaningless if you're only doing it because you want to be seen or praised."
Author: Melody Anne
63. "Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think."
Author: Michael Caine
64. "When you meet a stranger, look at his shoes. Keep your money in your shoes."
Author: Michael Stipe
65. "Hacker with Bullhorn: "Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!"Prospective Station Wagon Buyer: "I know what you say is true...but...er...I don't know how to maintain a tank!"Bullhorn: "You don't know how to maintain a station wagon either!"Buyer: "But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours, listening to elevator music."Bullhorn: "But if you accept one of our free tanks, we will send volunteers to your house to fix it for free while you sleep!"Buyer: "Stay away from my house, you freak!"
Author: Neal Stephenson
66. "I think people expect mud at festivals, I think you'd be asking for your money back if you didn't get it."
Author: Peter Hook
67. "The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money."
Author: Robert Byrd
68. "You cannot trust a man with your money who cannot take care of his own."
Author: Russell H. Conwell
69. "Next an Intimacy Consultant named Anita arrived. When Anita walked in she looked very studious. However, when she started to set up I would have never guessed that she did this for a living. First came all types of lingerie; see through, lacy, racy, edible, and even costumes."Okay," Phoebe cleared her throat. "The idea here is to purchase things for our dear Lilli to wear or use on her honeymoon." Phoebe giggled and I scowled at her."Don't waste your money," I spat quickly, earning a laugh from Maggie and Viola."Oh, honey, if Aidan is anything like his uncle then you will definitely want to get yourself some.""Mom," Maggie yelled and covered her ears.We all burst into laughter."I'm just saying," Viola shrugged. "Your father is quite—""Seriously? Seriously, mom? No…Ew, ew, ew!" Maggie screamed as she left the room. "God, please let my car get here soon!"
Author: Sadie Grubor
70. "I don't give a damn what you do with your money. Just sign here that you received it and you can get drunk in peace."
Author: Stieg Larsson
71. "If you live in a good neighborhood, you drive home and there's a bank. There's grocery stores and big houses - but no motels. What that tells you psychologically is you protect your money and buy good things for your family to eat in your nice big house."
Author: Will.i.am

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