[6. Sleep With A Bra On Every Night In Fear Of Your Boobs Dropping Should You Forget. Intermediate: Don't Wear A Bra In The Daytime. Advanced: Forget Bras And Wear The Hear Comes Trouble T-shirt You Got For Your Eighth Birthday. Act Offended If Anyone Stares At The New Shape Of The Word Trouble. Wear The Shirt Until Your Mother Asks What Smells.]

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"I think deep down thats what all of us want is love. All the other stuff we go through is just an attempt to find that love. Money, power, fame, all that garbage is just to help us get that love we need. And the ultimate in love is Gods love." - Author: Donald James Parker

Quotes About Mah Jongg

"And I know why our friendship must be kept a secret. Or they will kill You like they killed You in the Bible. And then we could not be together. If not for them we would live in this valley together. As best friends. But we must be careful, Jesus. I think I would die if anything happened to You... - she cried ah think, for ah could hear her little sobs as she spoke - ...just close my eyes and die. And she let fall a heavy tear, and it passed through the slats and exploded upon mah face, just below the right cheek. And as the droplet began to roll, ah caught it with mah tongue. And ah was shocked momentarily by that tears sweetness, having known them only as bitter things - only bitter things - always bitter things." - Author: Nick Cave

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"You see that thirty-year-old blonde next to Jake? Thats his fiancée, Carrie Clapboard. Carrie moved all manner of heaven and earth to get into that chair. And soon she will happily oversee scullery maids and table settings and the reupholstering of antique chairs at three different houses; which is all well and good. But if I were your age, I wouldnt be trying to figure out how to get into Carries shoes—Id be trying to figure out how to get into Jakes." - Author: Amor Towles

Quotes About Presence And Absence

"In the Garden story, good and evil are found on the same tree, not in separate orchards. Good and evil give meaning and definition to each other. If God, like us, is susceptible to immense pain, He is, like us, the greater in His capacity for happiness. The presence of such pain serves the larger purpose of Gods master plan, which is to maximize the capacity for joy, or in other words, "to bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of man." He can no more foster those ends in the absence of suffering and evil than one could find the traction to run or the breath to sing in the vacuum of space. God does not instigate pain or suffering, but He can weave it into His purposes. "Gods power rests not on totalizing omnipotence, but on His ability to alchemize suffering, tragedy, and loss into wisdom, understanding, and joy." - Author: Terryl L. Givens

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"What is a disciple? It is not a mindless follower. A disciple is a student. When Paul prohibits women teaching men, he (in the same breath) requires Christian women to be students of the Word "Let a woman learn..." (1 Tim 2:11).Because biblical learning is required of us, we ought not to be afraid of it. We must overcome our ignorance! We ought to read good, solid books on Christian doctrine. It is good for us! We must cultivate a taste for books that will build s up in the faith- not take us to fantasy land. Just read a page or two at a time if need be, and never at the expense of your Bible reading." - Author: Nancy Wilson

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"I tried to establish order over the chaos of my imagination, but this essence, the same that presented itself to me still hazily when I was a child, has always struck me as the very heart of truth. It is our duty to set ourselves an end beyond our individual concerns, beyond our convenient, agreeable habits, higher than our own selves, and disdaining laughter, hunger, even death, to toil night and day to attain that end. No, not to attain it. The self-respecting soul, as soon as he reaches his goal, places it still further away. Not to attain it, but never to halt in the ascent. Only thus does life acquire nobility and oneness." - Author: Nikos Kazantzakis

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