[6. Sleep With A Bra On Every Night In Fear Of Your Boobs Dropping Should You Forget. Intermediate: Don't Wear A Bra In The Daytime. Advanced: Forget Bras And Wear The Hear Comes Trouble T-shirt You Got For Your Eighth Birthday. Act Offended If Anyone Stares At The New Shape Of The Word Trouble. Wear The Shirt Until Your Mother Asks What Smells.]

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"Fifty minutes, huh?" he muttered. "Too long?" she managed with a teasing smile, knowing she longer had the strength to turn him away. She wanted Dalton to make love to her again. Needed him to. He arched a brow. "You questioning my stamina?" Laughing softly, she reached for his shirt, pulling him to her. "Not on your life. I know better. I was just thinking that for a man who spent years perfecting the eight second ride, fifty minutes might be quite a stretch." Threading his fingers through her hair, he looked down at her. "The stretching part is no longer in question. Hell, much longer and its gonna take a crow bar to get me out of these jeans." "Then what are you waiting for?" - Author: Lindsey Brookes

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