[6. Sleep With A Bra On Every Night In Fear Of Your Boobs Dropping Should You Forget. Intermediate: Don't Wear A Bra In The Daytime. Advanced: Forget Bras And Wear The Hear Comes Trouble T-shirt You Got For Your Eighth Birthday. Act Offended If Anyone Stares At The New Shape Of The Word Trouble. Wear The Shirt Until Your Mother Asks What Smells.]

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