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"Ive found that you dont need to wear a necktie if you can hit."

Joyce Dennys Quotes

"...‘All this suffering, I said, ‘and nothing but greed and violence to build on when the war is over.‘Have another soda-mint, said Charles.I had one. Then I said, ‘Why are we here? Thats what I dont understand. Why be here at all when it all has to be so beastly?‘I suppose we just came, like mould on cheese.‘Then why do we want to be happy? Mould on cheese doesnt want to be happy. ..."

Edith Schaeffer Quotes

"A Christian, who realizes he has been made in the image of the Creator God and is therefore meant to be creative on a finite level, should certainly have more understanding of his responsibility to treat Gods creation with sensitivity, and should develop his talents to do something to beautify his little spot on the earths surface."

Harry Neal Quotes

"The wonder in our life should always point the greater wonder of the Father."

Rani Mukerji Quotes

"I think the success of a film is very important to an actor. It depends on how many people go to watch your movies; the more the merrier. Nobody wants to do a film for five people. You work so hard that millions of people watch the movie; this is directly related to box office success."

John Gower Quotes

"There is no deception on the part of the woman, where a man bewilders himself: if he deludes his own wits, I can certainly acquit the women. Whatever man allows his mind to dwell upon the imprint his imagination has foolishly taken of women, is fanning the flames within himself -- and, since the woman knows nothing about it, she is not to blame. For if a man incites himself to drown, and will not restrain himself, it is not the waters fault."

Manuel Batista Quotes

"No principio era a Luz"

Eleanor Brown Quotes

"Weve all done foolish, foolish things, dear. In my experience, good people punish themselves far more than any external body can manage. And I believe you are a good person. You may have lost your way more than a little bit, but I believe you can find your way back. Thats the trick. Finding your way back."

Kenneth McLeish Quotes

"The text contains no literary criticism. I wanted to describe books, not to be clever at their expense."

Maureen McCormick Quotes

"If you arent going to do something all the way, dont do it."

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"From the time I learned to love Jade and was drawn into the life of the Butterfield house, straight through to the wait for my case to come before the judge, there was nothing in my life that wasnt alive with meaning, that wasnt capable of suggesting weird and hidden significances, that didnt carry with it the undertaste of what for lack of anything better to call it Ill call The Infinite. If being in love is to be suddenly united with the most unruly, the most outrageously alive part of yourself, this state of piercing consciousness did not subside in me, as Ive learned it does in others, after a time. If my mind could have made a sound, it would have burst a row of wineglasses. I saw coincidences everywhere; meanings darted and danced like overheated molecules. Everything was terrifyingly complex; everything was terrifyingly simple. Nothing went unnoticed and everything carried with it a kind of drama." - Author: Scott Spencer

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