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Emma Chase Twisted Quotes

"I still would have been in love with you and wanted a life with you, because of who you are. Not because of the things you did for me."

Helen Cross Quotes

"I thought how money was like food. The smell, the way it came in portions, how badly you needed it. How hungry you got for it, that acidic longing which burned and sickened in your stomach. Firm muscular control was needed over food and money. Money could kill you, wanting and needing it and fighting its power."

Millard Johnson Quotes

"I would rather risk failure than achieve it without risk."

Mike Robinson Quotes

"He ran his finger down the hardcover keyboard of book spines. Individual memories of each, particularly his first experience with every title, burned through him"

John A Passaro Quotes

"Just imagine what would have happened if Michael Jordan quit after getting cut from his High School Basketball team?"

Nehemiah Grew Quotes

"First, by what means it is that a Plant, or any Part of it, comes to Grow, a Seed to put forth a Root and Trunk... How the Aliment by which a Plant is fed, is duly prepared in its several Parts ... How not only their Sizes, but also their Shapes are so exceedingly various ... Then to inquire, What should be the reason of their various Motions; that the Root should descend; that its descent should sometimes be perpendicular, sometimes more level: That the Trunk doth ascend, and that the ascent thereof, as to the space of Time wherein it is made, is of different measures... Further, what may be the Causes as of the Seasons of their Growth; so of the Periods of their Lives; some being Annual, others Biennial, others Perennial ... what manner the Seed is prepared, formed and fitted for Propagation."

Michael Madsen Quotes

"Well, one thing for sure, I wont be remembered for Free Willy. Or maybe I will."

Yeats Quotes

"Surely some revelation is at hand."

Gene Healy Quotes

"Americans expect the president to right the wrongs that plague us—and we blame him when he fails. Because we invest impossible expectations in the presidency, the presidency has become an impossible job. And once the honeymoon period inevitably fades, the modern president becomes a lightning rod for discontent, often catching blame for phenomena beyond the control of any one person, however powerful"

Bryce Dallas Howard Quotes

"My dads more three-dimensional than Opie Taylor or Richie Cunningham. He even has a temper! Hes a real person. But some people are disappointed by that."

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Quotes About Lures

"I myself have seen this woman draw the stars from the sky; she diverts the course of a fast-flowing river with her incantations; her voice makes the earth gape, it lures the spirits from the tombs, send the bones tumbling from the dying pyre. At her behest, the sad clouds scatter; at her behest, snow falls from a summers sky." - Author: Catullus

Quotes About Bios

"<<¿Y dónde estaba Dios entonces?>>, pregunto.-Donde está ahora -responde Metatrón-. Donde ha estado siempre.<<¿En el cielo?>>Sus labios resecos se curvan en una sonrisa.-En todas partes. En la vida misma. En el mundo. En todas partes. Dios lo es todo. Dios es su propia creación." - Author: Laura Gallego García

Quotes About Sayo

"Pereza - La pereza de la adolescencia es un ensayo para la incapacidad de la vejez." - Author: Idries Shah

Quotes About Cats Meowing

"I love cats, theyre great; intelligent, affectionate, lovable, and this one was particularly nice, so picking it up and giving it a few slaps and a bit of a rough time was galling, even though it was unfortunately necessary. See, if youre hiding in someones spare bedroom waiting for them to turn in for the night, the last thing you need is a cat meowing at the door trying to get in to see you because youve been stroking it all day. A bit of a shake and a growl in the cats face and thats all thats usually needed for it to give the spare room and the horrible bastard inside a wide berth for the rest of the night." - Author: Danny King

Quotes About Faith

"In the Christian faith, God really puts suffering front and center. He doesnt get squeamish about it." - Author: Joni Eareckson Tada

Quotes About Swan

"Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a shelter,worthy of Kubla Khans Xanadu dome;Plushy and swanky, with posh hanky pankythat affluent Yankees can really callhome.Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a shelter,a push-button palace, fluorescent repose;Electric devices for facing a crisiswith frozen fruit ices and cinema shows.Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a shelterall chromium kitchens and rubber-tiled dorms;With waterproof portals to echo the chortlesof weatherproof mortals in hydrogen storms.What a great come-to-glory emporium!To enjoy a deluxe moratorium,Where nuclear heat can beguile the elitein a creme-de-la-creme crematorium." - Author: Yip Harburg

Quotes About Sundry

"His wife, Genevieve, had her bare feet up on the sofa, exhausted by the responsibility of coordinating the domestic crisis of Christmas in a house with a dreamy husband, four kids, two dogs, a mare in the paddock, a rabbit, and a guinea pig, plus sundry invading mice and rats that kept finding inventive routes into their kitchen. In many ways it was a house weathering a permanent state of siege." - Author: Graham Joyce

Quotes About Crest

"La Paris suntem precum ciupercile, crestem pe balustradele scarilor, prin incaperi intunecoase unde miroase a untura, unde oamenii fac tot timpul dragoste si apoi prajesc niste oua si pun discuri de Vivaldi, isi aprind tigarile si vorbesc ca Horacio si Gregorovios si Wong...iar afara e totul, ferestrele dau spre spatii libere si se incepe cu o vrabie sau o infiltratie, ploua tare mult pe-aici,Rocamadour, si totul rugineste, canalele, picioarele porumbeilor, firele de sarma cu care Horacio face sculpturi." - Author: Julio Cortázar

Quotes About Bible Rituals

"In the broader spiritual realities, no rites or rituals are necessary to know God. NONE. Any religion that insists you can come to intimate knowledge of the Divine by any means other than stillness, self-awareness, and unity with consciousness is deceptive. So-called holy texts are about religion, not necessarily about God. They are really owners manuals for faith traditions. I am not denouncing them altogether, as I love the Bible and have studied it reverently all my life. But I dont view the Bible as the inspired word OF God as much as the inspired word of men ABOUT God, as they perceive God through their often jaded, human perspectives. Again, I respect these so-called sacred writings. I would just like to see them read and placed in their proper, less idolatrous, place." - Author: Carlton D. Pearson

Quotes About Tanks

"It is here that we see the dawn of hope: for no matter how formidably Communism bristles with tanks and rockets, no matter what successes it attains in seizing the planet, it is doomed never to vanquish Christianity." - Author: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn