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"She had beaten the horse and the horse had kicked her in the tits, where it hurt."

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"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

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"My father was the president of the Hearst Corporation, and my parents were close friends of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, and they all had pugs."

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"Theres a process of self doubt when things go wrong. Whether or not its personal or a friend in trouble, looking at ones self isnt always the answer neither is seeking god. Just acception and the will to decide is a human condition, but the circle of choices flux with time. So fight my friend or choose your demise, because after all we are only human."

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"Trying to be hot, but looking not"

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"I wept for relationships not possible due to denial and dreams locked in the back of peoples minds, all of the bits of life that lay dormant until the babblings of televisions and nursing homes sweep them away. It makes me wonder how many of the dreams we had originally have already been forgotten."

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"Scientist believe in things, not in person"

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