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"The art is in evolving to such a receptive consciousness, which is aligned to enjoyment and fruition in both ways – expecting and planning the randomizations for ‘specific joys as well as designing joys in ‘generic randomizations. True love lands you in a consciousness, which relishes the joys of this rainbowish dualism best."

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"The inspiration of the Bible depends upon the ignorance of the gentleman who reads it."

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"Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em."

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"From New Years Eve through the third of January, the streets of Tokyo grew quiet, as if all the people had disappeared."

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"Expect the best, plan for the worst and prepare to be surprised."

Mel Martinez Quotes

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Quotes About Footsteps And Love

"When I heard footsteps and saw nobody, I knew I was seeing a ghost. Seeing the invisible is like dreaming about drinking coffee to wake up, and thats why Ive never made love in the backseat of a car. Ive only ever had sex in the trunk, while tied up like a kidnap victim." - Author: Jarod Kintz

Quotes About Departures

"Someone who loved night arrivals and dark departures, for the hell, the fun, the death of it?" - Author: Ray Bradbury

Quotes About Impossible Tasks

"Life, as we find it, is too hard for us; it brings us too many pains, disappointments and impossible tasks. In order to bear it we cannot dispense with palliative measures... There are perhaps three such measures: powerful deflections, which cause us to make light of our misery; substitutive satisfactions, which diminish it; and intoxicating substances, which make us insensible to it." - Author: Sigmund Freud

Quotes About Honda Civic

"From the passenger seat, Ronan began to swear at Adam. It was a long, involved swear, using every forbidden word possible, often in compound-word form. As Adam stared at his lap, penitent, he mused that there was something musical about Ronan when he swore, a careful and loving precision to the way he fit the words together, a black-painted poetry. It was far less hateful sounding than when he didnt swear.Ronan finished with, "For the love of … Parrish, take some care, this is not your mothers 1971 Honda Civic."Adam lifted his head and said, "They didnt start making the Civic until 73." - Author: Maggie Stiefvater

Quotes About Agora

"-Morreram milhares de moçambicanos,nunca vos vimos cá.Agora,desaparecem cinco estrangeiros e já é o fim do mundo?" - Author: Mia Couto

Quotes About Normal And Abnormal

"You call our upbringing normal?""Mostly, yes! Dont get all revisionist. I was queer and lonely. You were weird and hungry. It wasnt nature or nurture. Were the ones who cultivated our abnormalities." - Author: Rodney Ross

Quotes About The Hardest Part

"Jessica frowned at her. "It was very difficult to keep a straight face—but that wasnt the hardest part. The hardest part was—" She let out a sigh. "Oh, Genevieve. He was so adorable. I wanted to kiss him. Right on his big, beautiful nose. And then everywhere else. It was so frustrating. I had made up my mind not to lose my temper, but I did. And so I beat him and beat him until he kissed me. And then I kept on beating him until he did it properly. And I had better tell you, mortifying as it is to admit, that if we had not been struck by lightning—or very nearly—I should be utterly ruined. Against a lamppost. On the Rue de Provence. And the horrible part is"—she groaned—"I wish I had been." - Author: Loretta Chase

Quotes About Current Mood

"With his current mood, Elizabeth realized, she was going to have to make her own opening. Lifting her eyes to his enigmatic golden ones, she said quietly, "Ian, have you ever wanted something very badly-something that was within your grasp-and yet you were afraid to reach out for it?" Surprised by her grave question and her use of his name, Ian tried to ignore the jealousy that had been eating at him all night. "No," he said, scrupulously keeping the curtness from his voice as he gazed down at her alluring face. "Why do you ask? Is there something you want?" Her gaze fell from his, and she nodded at his frilled white shirtfront. "What is it you want?" "You." - Author: Judith McNaught

Quotes About Kingpin

"The real enemy" is the totality of physical and mental constraints by which capital, or class society, or statism, or the society of the spectacle expropriates everyday life, the time of our lives. The real enemy is not an object apart from life. It is the organization of life by powers detached from it and turned against it. The apparatus, not its personnel, is the real enemy. But it is by and through the apparatchiks and everyone else participating in the system that domination and deception are made manifest. The totality is the organization of all against each and each against all. It includes all the policemen, all the social workers, all the office workers, all the nuns, all the op-ed columnists, all the drug kingpins from Medellin to Upjohn, all the syndicalists and all the situationists." - Author: Bob Black

Quotes About Stripping

"Every day, President Obama and Senator McCaskill are making it harder for working mothers and women of all ages to find a good-paying job. They continue to dictate to our families how they should live, stripping them of opportunities and freedom." - Author: Sarah Steelman