[A Two-and-a-half-year-old Is Pretty Experienced At Making A Mess, Anyway.]

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"...Im sorry for everything Ive done to you Layla. But you should know there will never be anyone else for me. Aslong as youre walking this earth, the shattered pieces of my wasted heart will love you forever. Youre my girl Layla."

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"In Scandanavia, Iverson finds that the whole spectrum of pollen deposits is altered when (in early Neolithic times) ... the first farmers appear. Cereal pollens increase. Plants of oak woodland lessen and disappear; birch pollen increases rapidly -- it is one of the trees which can come in after an extensive burn. For the pollen record, the effect of early agriculture is as severe as a shift in climate."

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"Lœuvre est une expression de ce quest lhomme, de ce quil sent, de ce en quoi il croit. Si elle se perpétue et si elle se développe, ce nest pas tant à cause de lhomme qui la entreprise, mais parce que dautres hommes pensent et sentent de la même façon."

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"ER was one of my favourites. I played a car accident victim who has leukemia. I got to wear a neck brace and nose tubes for the two days I worked."

Michael S Horton Quotes

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"I think we could have done a lot more great music, so I was disappointed that we didnt continue making records and touring, but its hard to argue with 10 good years."

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"Only God can judge me so Im gone, either love me or leave me alone."

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"I dont go to clubs and stuff like that, so I dont have to put up with it in there. And normally, because obviously I could hurt somebody, and if I look at it that way, I have to back off."

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"I figured being fat was my destiny."

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"I adore the way fan fiction writers engage with and critique source texts, by manipulating them and breaking their rules. Some of it is straight-up homage, but a lot of [fan fiction] is really aggressive towards the source text. One tends to think of it as written by total fanboys and fangirls as a kind of worshipful act, but a lot of times youll read these stories and itll be like ‘What if Star Trek had an openly gay character on the bridge? And of course the point is that they dont, and they wouldnt, because they dont have the balls, or they are beholden to their advertisers, or whatever. Theres a powerful critique, almost punk-like anger, being expressed there—which I find fascinating and interesting and cool." - Author: Lev Grossman

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