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Maria Semple Quotes

"Its like a hypnotist put everyone from Seattle into a collective trance. "You are getting sleepy, when you wake up you will want to live only in a Craftsman house, the year wont matter to you, all that will matter is that the walls will be thick, the windows tiny, the rooms dark, the ceilings low, and it will be poorly situated on the lot."

Minor White Quotes

"Often while traveling with a camera we arrive just as the sun slips over the horizon of a moment, too late to expose film, only time enough to expose our hearts."

Alexander Pushkin Quotes

"Paissez, bons peuples,Lappel de lhonneur ne vous réveillera pas.Les cadeaux de la libertéNe sont rien pour des troupeaux.Ils doivent être abattus ou tondus."

Matthias B Krause Quotes

"Jetzt habe ich es kapiert: Es geht nicht um Fortschritt. Es geht nicht um eine Erfahrung. Nein. Es geht in jedem einzelnen Moment einfach nur darum, in genau diesem Moment das Richtige zu tun."

Jake Lloyd Quotes

"I said No, Ive aged, but grown up? No."

Mithun Chakraborty Quotes

"I get emotional when young people get nostalgic about my work. Thats why its called nostalgia. Sometimes I even cry."

Toni Coleman Quotes

"Be careful whom you choose to love. This decision will impact your future life and happiness in ways you cannot yet imagine."

Bruce Babbitt Quotes

"Well, its not a pleasant experience. And its a terribly political process, because that thing was initiated by the Congress and by, you know, our adversaries in the Congress."

Stewart Hennessey Quotes

"...some men say get them crying on your shoulder and you have the sheets half-unfurled already. Other fellows say get them laughing. I say get them drunk. I ordered up more Riesling..."

Murphys Law Quotes

"The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet."

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Quotes About Cultural Activities

"Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?" - Author: Gary Becker

Quotes About Busing

"The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing writers are just substance abusers — common garden variety drunks and druggies, in other words. Any claims that the drugs and alcohol are necessary to dull a finer sensibility are just the usual self-serving bullshit. Ive heard alcoholic snowplow drivers make the same claim, that they drink to still the demons." - Author: Stephen King

Quotes About Random Things

"Isnt it weird how we make big decisions in life based on the strangest, most random things?" - Author: Mhairi McFarlane

Quotes About Doing Rather Than Saying

"I was always cutting dialogue out when we were rehearsing, and when I produced movies, too. I felt that people dont say things in life - they act, they do things. I always wanted my characters doing, rather than saying what they were doing - which was redundant." - Author: Donna Mills

Quotes About Knowing Thyself

"Do not judge others, without first judging yourself. There is no strength without knowing thyself. ☥" - Author: Luis Marques

Quotes About Not Ruining Your Life

"What if the worst is true? What if theres no God, and you only go around once, and thats it? Dont you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? Its not all a drag, and Im thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers Im never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after--who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but thats the best we have." - Author: Woody Allen

Quotes About Mysteries

"The bookcases were lined with titles, hundreds of books shelved by subject in alphabetical order.-Everything from aberrant behavior to the mysteries of zen." - Author: Tami Hoag

Quotes About Forgiveness And Trust

"In this new year, may you have a deep understanding of your true value and worth, an absolute faith in your unlimited potential, peace of mind in the midst of uncertainty, the confidence to let go when you need to, acceptance to replace your resistance, gratitude to open your heart, the strength to meet your challenges, great love to replace your fear, forgiveness and compassion for those who offend you, clear sight to see your best and true path, hope to dispel obscurity, the conviction to make your dreams come true, meaningful and rewarding synchronicities, dear friends who truly know and love you, a childlike trust in the benevolence of the universe, the humility to remain teachable, the wisdom to fully embrace your life exactly as it is, the understanding that every soul has its own course to follow, the discernment to recognize your own unique inner voice of truth, and the courage to learn to be still." - Author: Janet Rebhan

Quotes About Days Without You

"When he says "Skins or blankets?" it will take you a moment to realized that hes asking which you want to sleep under. And in your hesitation hell decide that he wants to see your skin wrapped in the big black moose hide. He carried it, hell say, soaking wet and heavier than a dead man, across the tundra for two—was it hours or days or weeks? But the payoff, now, will be to see it fall across one of your white breasts. Its December, and your skin is never really warm, so you will pull the bulk of it around you and pose for him, pose for his camera, without having to narrate this mooses death." - Author: Pam Houston

Quotes About Weatherman

"I began as a weatherman and I learned very quickly I wasnt very good at it." - Author: Bob Iger