[Abby Wouldn't Want You To Suffer Because Of Some Jerk That Kidnapped Her. She Would Want You To Go On Your Trip So That She Would Have Fun Torturing You For Not Being A Puddle On The Ground With A Box Of Tissues And An Empty Gallon Of Ice Cream By Your Side. Then Afterwards To Hit You For Thinking She Was Seriously Hoping You Would Be Doing That.]

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