[After Watching What This Purchase Had Cost Irwin And Linda, Amy And I Chose A Different Path. Love, We Figured, May Be The Best Thing That Ever Happens Between Two People. And That The Best Thing Is Of No Worldly Worth Struck Us A Beautiful Paradox--and An Endangered One. We Therefore Began Fighting To Defend The Worthlessness Of Lovers Everywhere In The Only Way We Knew How: By Vowing To Remain As Inseparable From Each Other, And As Utterly Useless To All Opportunists, As The Rest Of Our Responsibilities Would Allow.]

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