[Any Idea Why There Is A Giant Penis Made Out Of Snow In Our Front Yard?"Instead Of An Answer, I Was Rewarded With A Face Full Of Graham Cracker Cereal And Milk." - From Of Cheerleaders And Gingers]

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Moira Young Quotes

"I aint never seen a creature like that before, she says. Hes so smart, hes-More, like a person than a bird? I says.Yeah, she says. Thats it.Whatever you do, I says, dont tell him that. Ill never hear the end of it."

Amanda Nuri Quotes

"It was then that I realized I wasnt afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I couldve lived."

Johnny Rico Quotes

"Donkeys...Ive decided that donkeys are universally cute. Really cute. So cute that donkeys defy any arguments of preferences being relative. When you pet their noses, they blink their eyes and bashfully look away as if embarrassed. And when donkeys hee-haw, they have their mouths and lips curled up as if they are smiling. Boyfriend and girlfriend donkeys rest their heads on each others rumpt and fan each others faces with their tails. And kid donkeys, the size of an average dog, trot around with big smiles on their faces and floppy, dangly, long donkey ears. Too cute."

John Olver Quotes

"So a truthful assessment of how America is doing in the war on terror as a result of President Bushs war on Iraq is that we have been set back by decades."

Gilles Villeneuve Quotes

"If someone said to me that you can have three wishes, my first would have been to get into racing, my second to be in Formula 1, my third to drive for Ferrari."

Florence Griffith Joyner Quotes

"I was always doing something physical. My brothers and I used to have handstand contests. Wed walk around the projects on our hands and see who could get the farthest. I was always playing football with them, basketball or racing in the street."

Bill Kauth Quotes

"A few people of integrity can go a long way."

Anna Neagle Quotes

"Solitude is pleasant. Loneliness is not."

Miit Anmol Quotes

"Friend of everyone is friend of none."

DJ Weaver Quotes

"Our stories always contain average, ordinary people. They are the most unsuspecting victims of all."

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Quotes About Mgm

"I gave my eardrums to MGM. And its true: I really did." - Author: Esther Williams

Quotes About Latest

"Is there a point to your latest irritation, Kish? (Sin)Had a sudden death wish. Felt the deep need to come up here and have you freeze me. (Kish)" - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

Quotes About Land And Sea

"Take my love, take my landTake me where I cannot standI dont care, Im still freeYou cant take the sky from meTake me out to the blackTell them I aint comin backBurn the land and boil the seaYou cant take the sky from meTheres no place I can beSince I found SerenityBut you cant take the sky from me…" - Author: Mutant Enemy/Joss Whedon

Quotes About Francs

"A hundred francs! Oh, dear me! It is worth millions of francs, my child. But my -- dealer -- here tells me that in fact a picture is worth only what someone will give for it. How much money do you have?"Julia took out her purse and counted. "Four francs and twenty sous," she said, looking up at him sadly."Is that all the money you have in the world?"She nodded."Then four francs and twenty sous it is." - Author: Iain Pears

Quotes About Loving Fiercely

"I saw these passionate people reel about and drift haphazardly as if driven by a storm, the man filled with desire today, satiated on the morrow, loving fiercely and discarding brutally, sure of no affection and happy in no love; then there were the women who were drawn to him, suffering insults and beatings, finally rejected and yet still clinging to him, degraded by jealousy and despised love, but still remaining faithful." - Author: Hermann Hesse

Quotes About High Salaries

"Companies like I.B.M. have offered women scholarships to study engineering for years, and women engineers routinely get higher starting salaries than men." - Author: Warren Farrell

Quotes About Sandwich

"Blue was a fanciful, but sensible thing. Like a platypus, or one of those sandwiches that had been cut into circles for a fancy tea party." - Author: Maggie Stiefvater

Quotes About Evening The Score

"Miss Sedley was almost as flurried at the act of defiance as Miss Jemima had been; for, consider, it was but one minute that she had left school, and the impressions of six years are not got over in that space of time. Nay, with some persons those awes and terrors of youth last for ever and ever. I know, for instance, an old gentleman of sixty-eight, who said to me one morning at breakfast, with a very agitated countenance, I dreamed last night that I was flogged by Dr Raine. Fancy had carried him back five-and-fifty years in the course of that evening. Dr Raine and his rod were just as awful to him in his heart then, at sixty-eight, as they had been at thirteen. If the Doctor, with a large birch, had appeared bodily to him, even at the age of threescore and eight, and had said in awful voice, Boy, take down your pants... Well, well..." - Author: William Makepeace Thackeray

Quotes About Cooktown

"Captain James Cooks ship, The Endeavour, hit a coral outcrop in the Great Barrier Reef in 1770. Cook and his crew camped in what is now called Cooktown for nearly two months while making repairs. Then they sailed south, where Cook claimed the east coast of Australia as British territory." - Author: Julie Murphy

Quotes About Furbo

"Dima spostò le gambe della ragazza, se le posò in grembo e iniziò a massaggiarle i piedi. Dopo un attimo di silenzio le rispose con falsa timidezza: «Facciamo pace. Ho un regalo per te, ma a una condizione».Sul volto di Irina comparve un sorriso malizioso: «Sentiamo».«Non chiamarmi mai più Dmitrij!» Rispose lui quasi urlando, incollando il suo sguardo a quello furbo di lei. Irina scoppiò a ridere di gusto. Sembrò una lucciola nella notte. Lui ricambiò quellallegria con un sorriso che mostrò la sua dentatura bianca e perfetta.«Va bene, mio caro Dmitrij, farò la brava.» Lo schernì lei con una smorfia divertita e provocatoria.Dima la sollevò per i piedi e la ribaltò sul divano, bloccandola con il peso del suo corpo, e i due giovani si ritrovarono con le labbra quasi unite. Poteva sentire il respiro di Irina sotto il suo naso, quella vicinanza lo stordì. Avrebbe voluto baciarla con una tale passione da impedirle di respirare. Lei ridacchiò come una bambina." - Author: Eilan Moon