[Are You Even Listening To Yourself Right Now? You Sound Like You're From The Nineteen Hundreds, Not The Two Thousands." I Pointed At The Bed. "That Thing Has Been Laid Straight More Times Than Should Be Possible, But She Managed It Somehow; Since She Could Sink The Titanic Between Her Thighs, And Still Have Room. Not To Mention That They Have This Marvelous Invention Called A Condom, And Thank Fucking Christ For That, Since It Prevents That Troll From Touching My Baby Making Treasure.]

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