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"When you stop chasing your dreams, your dreams start chasing you."

Bill Blass Quotes

"I have a firm belief in such things as, you know, the water, the Earth, the trees and sky. And Im wondering, it is increasingly difficult to find those elements in nature, because its nature I believe in rather than some spiritual thing."

C J Cherryh Quotes

"A warrior is free to be a hero and pull off daring do and the soldier is irresponsible if he does it."

Anne Greenwood Brown Quotes

"There was no point in lying. "Yes. I am following you."Her carefully controlled exterior faltered. "Why?""Because I like you. Im sorry if that makes you nervous."All the color drained from her face. "I thought you thought I was crazy.""I like crazy.""Youre unbelievable," she grumbled."So Ive been told."

Carol Lynch Williams Quotes

"An accident youre in? It marks you on the outside, maybe. Scars your face or your skin-breaks bones,crushes skulls,leaves the body changed.An accident witnessed? Youre different on the inside. Maybe theres no cut someone else can see, bu therere always injuries on the inside.Those take a long time to heal."

Aloysius Jnr Quotes

"Say what you feel, because your last breath determines your last speech."

Wyatt Michael Quotes

"He threw himself to his knees at the stone and tore his damning testimony from the pages of its testament. He held the only evidence of his identity in his hand and in one motion of forfeit and justice he cast it into the fire."

Kolbrin BIble Quotes

"The seeming imperfections of Earth, the hazards and inequalities of life, the cruelty, harshness and apparent indifference to suffering and affliction are not what they seem; as it is Earth is perfect for its purpose. It is ignorance of that purpose which makes it appear imperfect."

Jean Baptiste Dumas Quotes

"In chemistry, our theories are crutches; to show that they are valid, they must be used to walk... A theory established with the help of twenty facts must explain thirty, and lead to the discovery of ten more."

Bill Cobbs Quotes

"Ossie Davis was a man with great integrity, great honor and someone who I feel has done us all a great service just by being on the Earth."

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"Among the Igbo the art of conversation is regarded very highly, and proverbs are the palm-oil with which words are eaten." - Author: Chinua Achebe

Quotes About Evacuate

"Did they launch the last space shuttle yet?" – Sundown "I dont follow." – Ren"Im just thinking maybe we should evacuate the whole planet. Ive heard the moon is kind of nice this time of year." – Sundown "Focus your ADD, Jess." – Ren"I gotcha, brother. What youre forecasting is six more plagues coming out of the northwest at maximum velocity with a mild chance of survival. Followed by the world getting swallowed whole in a vat of evil." – Sundown" - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

Quotes About Sick Baby

"I was a sickly baby, and after two sets of adoptive parents took me home, they returned me to the orphanage because of a serious respiratory infection. But as they say, the third times a charm, because my mom and dad adopted me and took me into their home where I was raised in a family full of love." - Author: Rodney Atkins

Quotes About Cakesniffers

"Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!" said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by." - Author: Lemony Snicket

Quotes About Soul Eternity

"Whispers of a forgotten shoreWhen I die, throw my ashes to the wind…Let it carry me along as my heart will lead my soul,to the places that took my breath away.Let it blow me about to return to those places..That I swore were so magical I would return,But have not,Let those forgotten shores, forgotten places,Be reunited with my eyes,The splendour and the overwhelming feeling of sheer happiness,Etch into my soul as I pass through one heaven into the nextWhere I shall live for eternityKnowing I made a promise and kept it,I forgot nothing,I left nothing behind,My loved ones will greet me or follow me,My broken promises were fixed,And the screams in my ears of a conscience I couldnt escape,Faded to whispers,Till one day I shall return to Earth in a new vessel,Reborn to live and suffer and wish this wish of mine all over again,Knowing the fulfillment of being forever free…." - Author: Michelle Geaney

Quotes About Sorenson

"We mothers can testify that it is impossible to completely control a child. Its like trying to steer a cat. Toni sorenson" - Author: Toni Sorenson

Quotes About The Inexpressible

"The days were brief and attenuated and the season appeared to be fixed - neither summer nor winter, spring nor fall. A thermal haze of inexpressible sweetness, though bearing tiny bits of grit or mica, had eased into the Valley from the industrial region to the north and there were nights when the sun set at the western horizon as if it were sinking through a porous red mass, and there were days when a hard-glaring moon like bone remained fixed in a single position, prominent in the sky. ("Family")" - Author: Joyce Carol Oates

Quotes About Early Childhood Education

"Only one in five children in the U.S. lives within walking distance of a park. Many more lack access to a quality early childhood education that provides ample time and space to play." - Author: Darell Hammond

Quotes About Bible Mistrust

"Through the reading of popular scientific books I soon reached the conviction that much in the stories of the Bible could not be true. The consequence was a positively fanatic orgy of freethinking coupled with the impression that youth is intentionally being deceived by the state through lies; it was a crushing impression. Mistrust of every kind of authority grew out of this experience, a skeptical attitude toward the convictions that were alive in any specific social environment - an attitude that has never again left me.- Albert Einstein, Autobiographical Notes, edited by Paul Arthur Schilpp" - Author: Albert Einstein

Quotes About Support In Relationships

"I support any means to make real connections so long as that it does lead really quickly to real connections. Its the long-term online friendships and relationships that start to get a little hairy." - Author: Nev Schulman