[By The Time Sarah's In Her Forties And Pops Out A Litter Of Brats For Me To Spoil, I'll Be Entirely Convinced That A Stork Left Them On Her Doorstep. I'll Pretend The Burgeoning Stomach Is Nothing More Than A New Fashion Statement Where You Shove A Pillow Underneath Your Shirt. And If The Kids Just So Happen To Look Like Their Bastard Of A Father, I'll Chuckle And Say, ‘What Are The Odds That Huge Ass Bird Just So Happened To Have A Matching Set Of Tiny Tykes To Drop Off That Look Just Like You, So-and-so.' Then I'll Ignore Sarah And Her Husband's Confused Looks, And Go About My Ignorant Existence With A Goofy Grin Plastered On My Crazed Face.]

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