[Can I Please Have Some Coffee?" I Asked My Secretary, Sue. I Knew I Was Talking To Her Breasts, But I Didn't Care: She Must Be Used To It By Now. [...] I Decided To Call My Wife. We Bantered And Exchanged Pleasantries For A Few Minutes And I Stared At Sue's Breasts As She Brought In My Coffee. [...] After I Hung Up The Phone, I Asked Sue's Breasts To Send In Quentin.]

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