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"People who exist at the margins of society are very much like Alice in Wonderland. They are not required to make the tough decision to risk their lives by embarking on an adventure of self-discovery. They have already been thrust beyond the citys walls that keep ordinary people at a safe distance from the unknown. For at least some outsiders, "alienation" has destroyed traditional presumptions of identity and opened up the mythic heros path to the possibility of discovery. What outsiders discover in their adventures on the other side of the looking glass is the courage to repudiate self-contempt and recognise their "alienation" as a precious gift of freedom from arbitrary norms that they did not make and did not sanction. At the moment a person questions the validity of the rules, the victim is no longer a victim." - Author: Jamake Highwater

Quotes About Not Replying Tumblr

"Reading for me will be a combination of books, magazines, Tumblr and just kind of the Web in general on the iPad." - Author: David Karp

Quotes About Challenged Books

"Where do you. come from?" Frank challenged, puffing his chest, a little bolder now that he could breathe. "Some of us are starting to wonder.""I come from civilization," Lucius retorted. "You wouldnt be familiar with the territory. Now pick up the books." - Author: Beth Fantaskey

Quotes About Clingy

"Im independent. If a guy is too clingy or needy, I actually get afraid of hurting him - and I cant deal with that." - Author: Ashley Greene

Quotes About Raindrops

"What is sad for women of my generation is that they werent supposed to work if they had families. What were they going to do when the children are grown - watch the raindrops coming down the window pane?" - Author: Jackie Kennedy

Quotes About Progess

"No one can travel so far that he does not make some progess each day. So let us never give up. Then we shall move forward daily in the Lords way. And let us never despair because of our limited success. Even though it is so much less than we would like, our labour is not wasted when today is better than yesterday!" - Author: John Calvin

Quotes About The Invention Of The Airplane

"In the time between the two wars, a British colonial officer said that with the invention of the airplane the world has no secrets left. However, he said, there is one last mystery. There is a large country on the Roof of the World, where strange things happen. There are monks who have the ability to separate mind from body, shamans and oracles who make government decisions, and a God-King who lives in a skyscraper-like palace in the Forbidden City of Llhasa." - Author: Heinrich Harrer

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"Budući da ništa nisu odgovarali,kapnuo sam na mikroskop kap kiseline. Mrtva se materija nadula, nemirno se pokretala amo-tamo, počela je i živeti, ispuštala vonj truleži, ponovo se umirila i umrla.Bez sumnje, mogu probuditi mrtve, ali neću to ponoviti još jednom, jer mrtvi imaju neugodan zadah poput bludnika nakon probančene noći.Zar ne spavaju čvrsto tu dole čekajući uskrsnuće?" - Author: August Strindberg

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