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Michael Palmer Quotes

"When you find you dont like a character, you just type four letters and hes dead."

Sarah Felix Burns Quotes

"But even now, especially now, it seems to me that women have a strength about them that men never had. And I wonder how did men always get portrayed in the movies and such as the strong ones? How did it come to be that women are made to look like the weak ones who need protectin? Truth is, its men who need the protectin. Really they do. Women have the strong thing inside of them and the can get through anything. They just can. Theyre used to pain of child birthing - pain no man knows - and some women being battered around and not treated right through all the centuries and having to learn at a real young age how to stay alive on the inside when the outside is being hurt real bad. Most all women know that. But men. Those poor men. They just dont have the inside strength the women do. Its harder for men to feel pain."

Richard Farnsworth Quotes

"I worked for Sam Peckinpah on quite a bit of action in his films, and he got excited once in a while."

Greg Curtis Quotes

"And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!"

Jack Farris Quotes

"You dont ask nobody to give what they cant give, or be what they cant be. Youve learnt that, you got a headstart on heartbreak."

Masato Otaka Quotes

"With the idea that a single creator can build a society wherein a huge number of people will live, Le Corbusier later approached Stalin. In India, he charmed a powerful provincial family and ended up making huge, sculptural relics in Chandigarh."

Dez Del Rio Quotes

"When you stop chasing your dreams, your dreams start chasing you."

Kathy Bates Quotes

"I was never an ingenue. Ive always just been a character actor. When I was younger, it was a real problem, because I was never pretty enough. It was hard, not just for the lack of work, but because you have to face up to how people are looking at you."

Ryan Coogler Quotes

"I came up with this really crazy idea, this really small personal story that takes place in a universe that we are familiar with. Rocky is retired, kind of set adrift. Hes very lonely in his world. His life has gone by waiting for the inevitable. Its not Rocky 7."

David J Kalupahana Quotes

"And the Buddha pointed out that his confusion was justified, for the dharma is profound, difficult to see, difficult to understand, peaceful, excellent, beyond the sphere of logic, subtle, and to be understood by the wise. The reason for this is that it is not readily comprehended by one who holds a different view and has different learnings and inclinations, different involvements and instruction. It is clear from this statement that the conception of nibbāna in beyond logical reasoning, not because it is an Ultimate Reality transcending logic, but because logic or reason, being the slave of passions, makes it difficult for one who has a passion for an alien tradition to understand the conception of nibbāna."

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Quotes About Not Being Kissed

"You dont need another Human Being to make your life complete, but lets be honest. Having your wounds kissed by someone who doesnt see them as disasters In your soul, but cracks to put their love into, Is the most calming thing In this World." - Author: Emery Allen

Quotes About Life In Another Language

"What they say is, life goes on, and that is mostly true. The mail is delivered and the Christmas lights go up and the ladders get put away and you open yet another box of cereal. In time, the volume of my feelings would be turned down in gentle increments to a near quiet, and yet the record would still spin, always spin. There was a place for Rose so deeply within myself that it was another country, another world, with its own light and time and its own language. A lost world. Yet its foundations and edges were permanent-the ruins of Pompeii, the glorious remnants or the Forum. A world that endured, even as it retreated into the past. A world visited, imagined, ever waiting, yet asleep" - Author: Deb Caletti

Quotes About Individuality And Society

"In a society that tries to standardize thinking, individuality is not highly prized." - Author: Alex Grey

Quotes About Florida Heat

"He looked at me, eyebrows high and the sun glinting on his disguise-black hair. "You do the damnedest things in order to rile yourself up. Most people settle for doing it in an elevator, but not you. No, you have to make sure its a vampire youre playing kissy-face with." Heat washed through me, pulled by anger and embarrassment. Ivy had said the same thing. "I do not!" "Rache," he cajoled, sitting up to match my posture. "Look at yourself. Youre an adrenaline junkie. You not only need danger to make good in the bedroom, you need it to get through your normal day." "Shut up!" I shouted, giving him a backhanded thwack on his shoulder. "I like adventure, thats all." - Author: Kim Harrison

Quotes About Casa

"—¿Va a salir? —preguntó él fingiendo no saber nada. Minerva lo miró y pensó su respuesta. —Me voy a mi casa. —Bien, allá hablaremos con más calma. —¿Qué? —la chica se asustó—. No, no… —Sí, sí… —sonrió pícaramente. —Ya le dije que no tenemos nada de qué… —Sabes que sí —Rick se acercó a ella de nuevo pegándola de nuevo al espejo—. No me voy a ir sin una respuesta. —Pero no en mi casa.—No pienso a un lugar público después de lo que pasó, no contigo, tengo una imagen que cuidar y gracias a ti espero no salir en los diarios." - Author: Itxa Bustillo

Quotes About Pied Piper

"The anarch nurtures no expectations. He stakes on no one but himself. Basically, people remain pied pipers, whatever melodies they play to introduce themselves. And as for the rats - that is a chapter unto itself." - Author: Ernst Jünger

Quotes About Love From Songs And Movies

"Why did popular songs always focus on romantic love? Why this preoccupation with first meetings, sad partings, honeyed kisses, heartbreak, when life was also full of childrens births and trips to the shore and longtime jokes with friends? Once Maggie had seen on TV where archaeologists had just unearthed a fragment of music from who knows how many centuries B.C., and it was a boys lament for a girl who didnt love him back. Then besides the songs there were the magazine stories and the novels and the movies, even the hair-spray ads and the pantyhose ads. It struck Maggie as disproportionate. Misleading, in fact." - Author: Anne Tyler

Quotes About Swedish Death

"I dare to think that it is this outsized reality, and not just its literary expression, that has deserved the attention of the Swedish Academy of Letters. A reality not of paper, but one that lives within us and determines each instant of our countless daily deaths, and that nourishes a source of insatiable creativity, full of sorrow and beauty, of which this roving and nostalgic Colombian is but one cipher more, singled out by fortune. Poets and beggars, musicians and prophets, warriors and scoundrels, all creatures of that unbridled reality, we have had to ask but little of imagination, for our crucial problem has been a lack of conventional means to render our lives believable. This, my friends, is the crux of our solitude." - Author: Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

Quotes About Hunger And Thirst

"O love, whose lordly hand Has bridled my desires, And raised my hunger and my thirst To dignity and pride, Let not the strong in me and the constant Eat the bread or drink the wine That tempt my weaker self. Let me rather starve, And let my heart parch with thirst, And let me die and perish, Ere I stretch my hand To a cup you did not fill, Or a bowl you did not bless." - Author: Kahlil Gibran

Quotes About Grandmother And Granddaughters

"Playing with my grandfather, grandmother and my parents, I came to music pretty naturally." - Author: Creed Bratton