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Martin R Lemieux Quotes

"So many parents think they always need to teach their children about life, when in fact, if they listened once in a while, they would learn from their kids what life is truly about."

Jacob M Braude Quotes

"Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you dont do it. There is someone who would miss you if you were gone. There is a place that you alone can fill."

John Lynch Quotes

"Our states beautiful natural environment is part of why we all love and live in New Hampshire. It is also one of our states most important economic assets."

Michael Ventura Quotes

"It may be that it is not given to us to know when we are angels. We may only be given to know when others are. This may be one of the reasons we need each other so."

Skye Jordan Quotes

"Let everything go and ride my mouth."

Heather Randall Quotes

"Youll learn. It takes time to kill the flesh, honey. Its kind of like those candles your father used to put on Mitchells cake--the ones that relight when you think theyre out. Youve got to keep huffing and puffing and maybe even use the help of water before its over, but eventually its over, and that candle cant be lit even if you try -Mrs. Flannery"

Kelly Parra Quotes

"The signs shifted in my mind like a kaleidoscope of visions."

Kelly Cherry Quotes

"I didnt find my story; it found me, as autobiography always does: finds you out in your deepest most private places."

Ernest Eddison Quotes

"friendship is direactly proportional to relationship, provided love is constant"

Susan McCutcheon Quotes

"Each woman must realize that she is the final guardian of her unborn child."

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Quotes About Unbreakable Love

"There is no safe investment. To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly be broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket – safe, dark, motionless, airless – it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. The alternative to tragedy, or at least to the risk of tragedy, is damnation. The only place outside Heaven where you can be perfectly safe from all the dangers and perturbations of love is Hell." - Author: C.S. Lewis

Quotes About Dream Jobs

"A creative mindset is in increasingly high demand: employers are vying for workers who are able to dream big and deliver big with the next must-have product. Creative thinking fuels innovation, it leads to new goods and services, creates jobs and delivers substantial economic rewards." - Author: Jim Hunt

Quotes About Helvetius

"The more narrow-minded a system is the more it will please worldly-wise people. Thus the system of the materialists, the doctrine of Helvetius and also Locke has recieved the most acclaim amongst his class. Thus Kant even now will find more followers than Fichte." - Author: Novalis

Quotes About Sewing Machines

"Comparing science and religion isnt like comparing apples and oranges - its more like apples and sewing machines." - Author: Jack Horner

Quotes About The Perfect Person For You

"[Theres] one... thing I can tell you about human nature: beautiful people are the last ones you want to befriend. Beautiful people float through life thinking that its perfectly normal for others to gaze at them adoringly, and open doors for them, and defer to their opinion... Doesnt anyone understand that beautiful people are stupid? Thats why nature made them beautiful, so theyd have a chance at surviving in the wild. And how do they survive? They use people and then they drop people, and they float away on the currents of their own gorgeousness to the next poor girl who thinks that being friends with a beutiful person will somehow make her beautiful, too. Ive got news for you: Hanging around beautiful people just makes you uglier by comparison." - Author: Amy Kathleen Ryan

Quotes About Anti Bullying

"For me, growing up and going to school and not seeing any anti-bullying posters and not hearing people talk about bullying was very desolate." - Author: Shane Koyczan

Quotes About Trapped Love

"Some people are trapped by the belief that love comes in finite quantities, and that our kind of love exhausts the supply upon which they need to draw. I do not accept competitive models of love, only additive ones." - Author: Andrew Solomon

Quotes About Pain And Struggle

"We have begun a fight that it may be will take many a generation to complete...but you know that men are not put into this world to go the path of ease; they are put into this world to go the path of pain and struggle...We have given our lives to the enterprise, and that is richer and the moral is greater." - Author: Woodrow Wilson

Quotes About Castle Ruins

"... I see the green earth covered with the works of man or with the ruins of mens work. The pyramids weigh down the earth, the tower of Babel has pierced the sky, the lovely temples and the gray castles have fallen into ruins. But of all those things which hands have built, what hasnt fallen nor ever will fall? Dear friends, throw away the trowel and mortarboard! Throw your masons aprons over your heads and lie down to build dreams! What are temples of stone and clay to the soul? Learn to build eternal mansions of dreams and visions!" - Author: Selma Lagerlöf

Quotes About Hindi Language

"Even in India the Hindi film industry might be the best known but there are movies made in other regional languages in India, be it Tamil or Bengali. Those experiences too are different from the ones in Bombay." - Author: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan