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Frank A Clark Quotes

"If a fellow isnt thankful for what hes got, he isnt likely to be thankful for what hes going to get."

Gene Roddenberry Quotes

"Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms. […] If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight in those small differences between our own kind, here on this planet, then we do not deserve to go out into space and meet the diversity that is almost certainly out there."

Benjamin Wiker Quotes

"Sometimes a clearly defined error is the only way to discover the truth"

Amalie Howard Quotes

"Forgiveness is a choice. You control how you respond to something or someone. You cant change things that happened in the past, but you can decide how you let them affect you."

George Michael Sinclair Kennedy Quotes

"All mountain landscapes hold stories: the ones we read, the ones we dream, and the ones we create.-from the Editors Note, The Alpinist (April 1, 2010)"

Philippe Perrin Quotes

"Ive been as a pilot involved in the Gulf War. And then, in the No-Fly Zone."

Jonathan Sacks Quotes

"In an ecology of love, people can relate in trust and face the future without fear. They do not need to play it safe. They can take uncertainty in their stride."

Jill Hathaway Quotes

"Come on," he says. "And try to avoid the broken glass. Cant have you going to the nurse and meeting some other guy."

Steve Polyak Quotes

"Before we work on artificial intelligence, why dont we do something about natural stupidity?"

Nido Qubein Quotes

"Material success may result in the accumulation of possessions; but only spiritual success will enable you to enjoy them"

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Quotes About Short Possibility

"A short story is not a portrayal of life. When life becomes disconsolate and the fear for the unknown seeps through the holes on the walls that we thought could protect us, telling a story could greatly help. The tradition of storytelling was oral, once. Its history. The wisdom in this history was the possibility to abide. Stories were medicines to drive away the ghosts of loneliness, boredom and ignorance." - Author: Anu Lal

Quotes About Time Schedule

"Id love to do some bedtime stories for kids or that kind of thing. But with the demands of the shooting schedule and balancing the demands of being a single mother, its a wonder you can squeeze in anything." - Author: Roma Downey

Quotes About Intelligence And Wisdom

"Esteemed friend, citizen of Athens, the greatest city in the world, so outstanding in both intelligence and power, arent you ashamed to care so much to make all the money you can, and to advance your reputation and prestige--while for truth and wisdom and the improvement of your soul you have no care or worry?" - Author: Socrates

Quotes About Strangers Meeting

"Romance was different in her world. In our world. She believed it lived all around us. In the trees, the blue sky hiding behind rain clouds, snow flakes clinging to windshields, squirrels hiding their food, blades of grass catching drops from a misty morning, and in every person to walk the earth. Ella loved to sit on city benches and make up stories about passing strangers. Since meeting her my entire world changed. I always turned life into strands of color on an empty canvas. People blurred by like flashes of light. Just blurs. Then Ella walked into my life and everything slowed down. The blurs of color became people with stories. People with hearts. People. Like me." - Author: Marilyn Grey

Quotes About Sincerity In A Relationship

"In a bravura demonstration of stonewalling, righteousness, and hurt sincerity, Steve Jobs successfully took to the stage the other day to deny the problem, dismiss the criticism, and spread the blame among other smartphone makers," Michael Wolff of newser.com wrote. "This is a level of modern marketing, corporate spin, and crisis management about which you can only ask with stupefied incredulity and awe: How do they get away with it? Or, more accurately, how does he get away with it?" Wolff attributed it to Jobss mesmerizing effect as "the last charismatic individual." Other CEOs would be offering abject apologies and swallowing massive recalls, but Jobs didnt have to. "The grim, skeletal appearance, the absolutism, the ecclesiastical bearing, the sense of his relationship with the sacred, really works, and, in this instance, allows him the privilege of magisterially deciding what is meaningful and what is trivial." - Author: Walter Isaacson

Quotes About Euros

"The statistics might have a Eurosceptic cast, but they are not exactly a fun read. Few of us want to wade through ONS graphs or European Commission tables." - Author: Daniel Hannan

Quotes About Yacht

"Rekindle the joy yachtsman that lies deep inside of you; share magic crystals and watch it grow!" - Author: Isabel Yosito

Quotes About Treading

"Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim." - Author: Tyler Knott Gregson

Quotes About Snakes And Liars

"Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that such a thing happened with the Mayans, though a number of wild cats are native to the area.) I dont think this is accurate. It is certainly not the whole story. Cats didnt start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function." - Author: William S. Burroughs

Quotes About Big Bows

"Well after that testosterone-shattering experience, I have no more dignity to worry about. Ever. Anyone have a cushion I can sit on? A really big fluffy one? Hell, lets even make it pale pink with bows on it just for good measure." - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon