[Dear Abby,My Boyfriend Won't Suck My Blood. I've Offered, I've Cajoled. I've Even Begged, Even Though Begging Is Totally Humiliating And Degrading Because I'm So Afraid That If He Doesn't, He's Going To Die. Oh, And Did I Mention He's A Vampire? No, Really, The Undead Kind.Signed,Confused In Texas.Dear Confused:What The Fuck!?]

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