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Warren Beatty Quotes

"Government is not show business."

Bliss Carman Quotes

"On the shining yards of heavenSee a wider dawn unfurled. . . . The eternal slaves of beautyAre the masters of the world."

William Atherton Quotes

"Im a farm boy from Connecticut, and I adopted urban life."

Albert Malete Quotes

"weather you scream or mime , im going going to those lips with cream."

Wendy Wunder Quotes

". . . Mind if I take the flamingo?""Its $2.89.""Whoa, Darren, you drive a hard bargain. How about Im just going to take it?"

Linda Spangle Quotes

"Starting today, instead of saying "I have to" when discussing your actions or goals, substitute the words "I choose to." Now the phrase "I have to go to work" becomes "I choose to go to work." And "I have to lose weight" becomes "I choose to lose weight." Saying "I choose to" puts you in charge and affirms that you want to see results."

Troy Barnes Quotes

"First time I got punched in the face, I was like, Oh no! but then I was like, This is a story."

Axel Fredrik Cronstedt Quotes

"Sand in reality is nothing else than very small stones."

DeForest Kelley Quotes

"I once aged 90 years old in one episode."

Claire Goll Quotes

"Ik ben niet bevreesd, noch voor de ouderdom noch voor de dood, maar berusting is me schrikbeeld. Nooit zou ik aan de oevers waar braafheid en gezapigheid wonen, willen aanleggen. Ik ben nu vijfentachtig, ik schrijf nog steeds en ik zou nog tot liefhebben in staat zijn."

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Quotes About Things That Arent Meant To Be

"He told me not to seek revenge, but to seek the Buddha, said the fox spirit, sadly. Wise counsel, said the fox of dreams. Vegeance can be a road that has no ending. You would be wise to avoid it. And...?I shall seek the Buddha, said the fox, with a toss of her head. But first I shall seek revenge." - Author: Neil Gaiman

Quotes About Slug

"Down every hall is a gruesome tangle of impossible creatures, and every one of them is split open or strung with barbs or dragging their insides after them, flailing along on shattered limbs or shredded wings or blasted stumps. Ive got the pistol, half a can of spray and a handful of useless shotgun slugs.Im dead." - Author: Bill Blais

Quotes About Seclusion

"You could also "request" to be locked into the seclusion room. Not many people made that request. You had to "request" to get out too. A nurse would look through the chicken wire and decide if you were ready to come out. Somewhat like looking at a cake through the glass of the oven door." - Author: Susanna Kaysen

Quotes About Cherokee

"Im lucky because I have so many clashing cultural, racial things going on: black, Jewish, Irish, Portuguese, Cherokee. I can float and be part of any community I want." - Author: Rashida Jones

Quotes About Uniqueness

"Open your mind. See the world in all its splendid color. Truly look at the uniqueness of the people around you and cherish the nuances. Before you make judgments of others and their lifestyles, always remember that there are a million ways to live and love and be loved, and no one way is right or wrong." - Author: Ella Dominguez

Quotes About Narrative

"In everything Ive written, the crime has always just been an occasion to write about other things. I dont have a picture of myself as writing crime novels. I like fairly strong narratives, but its a way of getting a plot moving." - Author: Peter Temple

Quotes About Cycle Of Violence

"Until we all start to take responsibility, until we do all we can to improve the character of our communities, well never break the cycle of violence and indifference." - Author: Carrie P. Meek

Quotes About How Someone Treats You

"Love is not based on how well someone treats you and meets your needs. Love thrives on giving." - Author: Cloris Kylie

Quotes About Great Accomplishments

"That Ive lasted is one of my greatest accomplishments. Maybe my greatest." - Author: Lesley Visser

Quotes About Light Photography

"He sought a way to preserve the past. John Hershel was one of the founders of a new form of time travel.... a means to capture light and memories. He actually coined a word for it... photography. When you think about it, photography is a form of time travel. This man is staring at us from across the centuries, a ghost preserved by light." - Author: Carl Sagan