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David Brainard Quotes

"Fatigues and hardships serve to wean me more from the earth, and will make heaven sweeter."

Raquel Taylor Quotes

"Who knows what tomorrow bringsIn a world where everyone lies..."Tupac"

Gerhard Falk Quotes

"[On scientist Carl Friedrich Gauss][Carl Friedrich] Gauss told his friend Rudolf Wagner, a professor of biology at Gottingen University, that he did not believe in the Bible but that he had meditated a great deal on the future of the human soul and speculated on the possibility of the soul being reincarnated on another planet. Evidently, Gauss was a Deist with a good deal of skepticism concerning religion."

Thomas Blevins Quotes

"Get close to someone and youre sure to see their weaknesses. Love them through it and youll see their strengths."

David Wolfe Quotes

"Calcification is the hardening of body tissues by calcium salts or deposits. Although calcification itself is not considered a disease, it has been shown to be a significant contributing factor in nearly every known illness and aging condition, including heart disease, kidney stones, gallstones, chronic inflammation, arthritis, cancers, cataracts, eczema, psoriasis, and even wrinkles."

Coelho Paulo Quotes

"The spirit of the world in dire need of happiness"

Lynn Samuels Quotes

"Sports is all about money."

Siddhartha Mukherjee Quotes

"In an essay titled A View From the Front Line, Jencks described her experience with cancer as like being woken up midflight on a jumbo jet and then thrown out with a parachute into a foreign landscape without a map:"There you are, the future patient, quietly progressing with other passengers toward a distant destination when, astonishingly (Why me?) a large hole opens in the floor next to you. People in white coats appear, help you into a parachute and — no time to think — out you go."You descend. You hit the ground....But where is the enemy? What is the enemy? What is it up to?...No road. No compass. No map. No training. Is there something you should know and dont?"The white coats are far, far away, strapping others into their parachutes. Occasionally they wave but, even if you ask them, they dont know the answers. They are up there in the Jumbo, involved with parachutes, not map-making."

Kelly Hashway Quotes

"... Will you be okay or is there something I could help you with?""Im just going to change in to comfy clothes and hit the sheets.""And whats the verdict on whether or not you want my help with that?" He flashed a cocky smile at me. He was undeniably sexy, in an "I-have-poison-blood-in-my-veins" sort of way."

Lucien Bourjeily Quotes

"Theatre has so many competitors, its no longer enough to see and hear a play. You want to be able to touch and smell it too"

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Quotes About Without You

"Clent, however, suppressed any sense of pity without the slightest difficulty. His brain was busy with the icy clockwork of calculation. If only this young womans fears were justified! Beamabeth Marlebourne would be unlikely to threaten anybody, locked away inside the Lucks cell for the rest of her life. Such a fate had a tempting poetry to it too, given that she really was the Luck of Toll, and had been all her life." - Author: Frances Hardinge

Quotes About Bible Enlightenment

"The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony. That pretty much covers everything that we do, that is sinful... or fun for that matter." - Author: Dave Mustaine

Quotes About Retrievers

"... occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. Thats my kind of jogging." - Author: Gary Reilly

Quotes About Broder

"Hear this now. Nothing, not even death, will keep me from loving you. Though this body may wither and become a dry shell, my spirit will pursue you until the end of time. We will never be apart." He covered her mouth with his and tasted her blood. Trailing tender kisses across her cheek and jawline, he nestled against her neck. "Eternally yours," he whispered. She clutched his head and offered her throat. "Together forever," she responded. Broderick hesitated, her erratic pulse beating against his tongue. "Give me peace," she whispered in a tortured breath. "Do this for me." "I will love you forever, Davina." His fangs pierced her cool skin and Broderick drank the life from his wife, granting her wish…and tormenting his already damned soul." - Author: Arial Burnz

Quotes About Mountain Lions

"We choose--or choose not--to be alone when we decide whom we will accept as our fellows, and whom we will reject. Thus an eremite in a mountain is in company, because the birds and coneys, the initiates whose words live in his forest books, and the winds--the messengers of the Increate--are his companions. Another man, living in the midst of millions, may be alone, because there are none but enemies and victims around him." - Author: Gene Wolfe

Quotes About Loyal Friends

"Let no one think of me that I am humble or weak or passive; let them understand I am of a different kind: dangerous to my enemies, loyal to my friends. To such a life glory belongs." - Author: Euripides

Quotes About Kenny G

"Stephanie: "I have a list of Kennys friends. Im going to run through it."Morelli: "Whered you get this list?" Stephanie: "Privileged information."Morelli: "You broke into his apartment and stole his little black book."Stephanie: "I didnt steal it. I copied it."Morelli: "I dont want to here any of this. Youre not carrying concealed, are you?"Stephanie: "Who, me?"Morelli: "Shit, I must be crazy to work with you" - Author: Janet Evanovich

Quotes About True Friendship And Love

"Branching paths. The turning of days and seasons and years. Life offered you love sometimes, sorrow often. If you were very fortunate, true friendship. Sometimes war came.You did what you could to shape your own peace, before you crossed over to the night and left the world behind, as all men did, to be forgotten or remembered, as time or love allowed." - Author: Guy Gavriel Kay

Quotes About Dealings

"For the rest of history, for most of us, our bright promise will always fall short of being actualised; it will never earn us bountiful sums of money or beget exemplary objects or organisations....Most of us stand poised at the edge of brilliance, haunted by the knowledge of our proximity, yet still demonstrably on the wrong side of the line, our dealings with reality undermined by a range of minor yet critical psychological flaws (a little too much optimism, an unprocessed rebelliousness, a fatal impatience or sentimentality). We are like an exquisite high-speed aircraft which for lack of a tiny part is left stranded beside the runway, rendered slower than a tractor or a bicycle." - Author: Alain de Botton

Quotes About Gansey

"He hadnt realized yet that Gansey could persuade even the sun to pause and give him the time." - Author: Maggie Stiefvater