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"Moses had come to know God as Jehovah-shalom, the God of all peace. This is the deepest need of the human heart—to be at peace with God and with oneself. The proof that his heart was at peace was that it was filled with praise…not necessarily for what God had done, but for who God is. He was living out the chief end of man—-to glorify God and enjoy him forever. Psalm 29:11 says, "The Lord gives strength to his people; the Lord blesses his people with peace."

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"A way of using words to say things which could not possibly be said in any other way, things which in a sense do not exist till they are born … in poetry."

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"I have close family members as well as lots of close friends who are gay. Many of them strongly support gay marriage." - Author: Tony Abbott

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"Sakura menekan tombol teleponnya, menelepon orang yang sempat melintas dalam hidupnya itu. Meninggalkan jejak, meninggalkan bekas, tapi tidak pernah muncul kembali. Apakah ia hanya melintas, lalu pergi?" - Author: Fenny Wong

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Quotes About Sisters And Distance

"She used to imagine her parents and happy endings she would never have. Now she envisioned torments that were all too real.She pictured one of Cinderellas stepsisters planting her foot on a cutting board - and biting down hard as the cleaver chopped through the bone of her big toe.She imagined a princess used to safety, luxury, throwing the rank hide of a donkey over her shoulders, its boneless face drooping past her forehead like a hideous veil.And she imagined her future self, flat on her back in bed, limbs as heavy as if theyd been chained down. Mice scurried across her body, leaving footprints on her dress. Spiders spun an entire trousseaus worth of silk and draped her in it, so it appeared she wore a gown of the finest lace, adorned with rose petals and ensnared butterflies. Beetles nestled between her fingers like jeweled rings - lovely from a distance, horrific up close." - Author: Sarah Cross

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"My first kiss was with a girlfriend. And it was at a party. I think I was hopeful that that would happen, but I didnt plan it. You know, honestly, I think if theres a little too much planning, its almost just like self-sabotage. Because then, you want it to go a certain way and it just doesnt. And then youre like, Awww, why?" - Author: Tyler Blackburn

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"Outside, milling under the ubiquitous gaze of security cameras, are bright splashes of colorful souls wearing crystals, beads, and Native American Indian paraphernalia; middle-aged academics with "Erowid" drug website t-shirts; and passengers that give you that odd conspiratorial smile that says, "yes, we are here for the conference." And here we are chowing down on McDonalds and donut King, getting our last hits of civilization before hitting the jungle city of Iquitos and shamanic boot camp. It feels like some whacked-out reality TV show, a generational snapshot of a new psychedelic wave just before it breaks. Bright-eyed Westerners about to die and be reborn in the humid jungles of Peru, drinking the hallucinogenic brew ayahuasca..." - Author: Rak Razam

Quotes About Prison

"A fine story, said Asterinov ....Six months in prison, that tale, said Sergei.Was it the witch?, I asked I never know where the Party stands on issues of the supernatural........It was, - understand, I do not know for sure, I heard this at second or third hand - it was the walk through the forest. Apparently I was just too convincing in the representation of a poor mans yearning for money..." - Author: Adam Roberts

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"But how did you know that it was Stacy?""There wasnt a green light flashing, thats for sure," he said. "Mostly, I felt Id met a person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. That I didnt need to look any further."""But how can you be sure?" I persisted."You cant. Theres not just one person in the world whos your type. Theres a whole group with the same likes and dislikes. But you want to spend your whole life looking for all of them? You just feel that everythings right. Youre at peace with yourself." - Author: Phyllis Reynolds Naylor