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GR Reader Quotes

"You wont believe this. 99% of reviews on GoodBetterBestReads are written by less than one percent of the members.Did you hear that? 99%! Lets repeat it. 99%. Lets repeat it. 99%.Now, the thing is, we thought that by getting one percent to do all the writing, we could sell to the 100%.We placed a lot of trust in the one percent. Can you see our dilemma?A lot of peoples welfare depended on the one percent.What would happen to our cocktails and our cars and our condos, if the one percent staged a strike?"

Vanessa Williams Quotes

"New York is my home."

John Paul Richter Quotes

"From dreams of bliss shall men awakeone day, but not to weep:the dreams remain; they only breakthe mirror of their sleep."

Kiran Bedi Quotes

"I had a clear vision: if I take up an assignment, Ill do full justice to it; otherwise Ill walk away."

Dean F Wilson Quotes

"Stories serve multiple purposes. At a basic level they are great entertainment, which is essential for living a happy and healthy life, but on a deeper level stories help us explore issues that are otherwise difficult to address. On one hand a good book helps us escape our troubles, and on the other hand it can help us face up to those troubles by bringing real issues to the fore, often in a more manageable way, since the problems are experienced vicariously through the eyes of another."

Robert Krulwich Quotes

"to paraphrase science writer John D. Barrow … we know they are impossible and yet we can imagine them anyway. Our brains, it turns out, are not prisoners of the world we live in; we can fly free! We can, any time we like, create the impossible."

Monica Merrill Mylet Quotes

"I have a constant hungry bum. Its like my own venus fly trap"

Philippe Lejeune Quotes

"Maupassant is a man of mitigating circumstances, the lawyer who can bring the jurors around by demonstrating that they too could have committed such a crime. We are all murderers."

Charles Dance Quotes

"I was a window dresser for Burtons once. What really put me off was the area manager coming round and saying, Charles, I think youre a natch at this."

Allan Frewin Jones Quotes

"we are not leaving anyone behind we have to stick togheter in order to stay safe."

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Quotes About Tedio

"I know its totally senseless to attempt to write something great in a time where people seem mostly concerned with bashing each other heads in, theres only 1 bestseller a year that a 12 year old would find tedious, and the entire Human Race will probably be nonexistant a 100 years later, but - you know - i have no idea what else to do. I like creating. What else can i do?" - Author: Martinus Hendrikus Benders

Quotes About Perfection In The Bible

"Bible States That Christians Are to be Perfect The Bible says that whoever is born again cannot sin. Yes I m talking about sinless perfection. You need to know who you are in Christ Jesus. Jesus told the women who was caught in adultery to sin no more. He did not say do not commit adultery no more but He said to sin no more and this is Bible Salvation. God would not tell you to do something that you were not capable of doing. God gave you the Holy Spirit Who is sinless to make you sinless.True believers" - Author: Khurram Aharf

Quotes About Eterno

"Nós não pedimos para ser eternos, mas apenas para não ver os atos e as coisas perderem subitamente o seu sentido. O vazio que nos rodeia faz-se então sentir..." - Author: Antoine de Saint Exupéry

Quotes About Wiz

"Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves." - Author: Elle Casey

Quotes About Promises In A Relationship

"Page 99: "...unless something changes, the future that you can expect is more of the past. Sorry or becoming committed does not make Jim Carrey a great golfer, or made Jack nicklaus funny. Recommitment does not make a person who is unsuited for a particular position suited for it all of a sudden. Promises by someone who has a history of letting you down in a relationship mean nothing certain in terms of the future." - Author: Henry Cloud

Quotes About Leaves Of Grass

"[Leaves of Grass is] monstrous because it pretends to persuade the soul while it slights the intellect; because it pretends to gratify the feelings while it outrages the taste." - Author: Henry James

Quotes About Sick

"I look at Ryodan and he looks at me and for a second I think we might both kill the kid. Ryodans more stone-faced than usual, if thats possible without turning to concrete, and his fangs are out. I look down. Ryodans sick is as big as mine. "Why the bloody hell dont you wear underwear?" To an Unseelie Prince an exposed male dick is a call to battle."They chafe. Too small and confining.""Fuck you," I say."Dudes. Get over yourselves," the kid says." - Author: Karen Marie Moning

Quotes About Umano

"En este punto vale la pena recordar las teorías a las que había llegado Ford ensu primer encuentro con los seres humanos para explicar su extraña costumbre de afirmar y reafirmar de continuo lo claro y evidente, como «Hace buen día», «Es usted muy alto», o «Así que ya está, vamos a morir»." - Author: Douglas Adams

Quotes About Kuala Lumpur

"Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie." - Author: St John Morris

Quotes About Nick Vujicic

"Me llamo Nick Vujicic, tengo 27 años y nací sin extremidades. Sin embargo mis circunstancias no me han limitado." - Author: Nick Vujicic