[Having No Room Of My Own To "take Care Of Things" Had Begun To Weigh On Me. I Wondered If Storing Up Semen Would Have A Health Impact On Me, Positive Or Negative, Like Shinier Hair Or Weight Gain.]

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"Its sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time its real funny."

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"Kesamaran yang jelas terdapat berkaitan perhubungan yaqin dan zann pada tahap ilmu manusia, walaupun jika ia berdasarkan sumber Ilahi, sepatutnya dilayani dan dihargai sebagai satu keresahan positif. Di sebelah pihak iaitu, pihak yang berkeyakinan, menekankan kemungkinan keputusan-keputusan yang dibuat oleh manusia dan mengelakkan keraguan yang tekal dan buruk padahnya amatlah penting. Pada pihak yang lain pula, aspek keraguan akan keresahan itu mesti sentiasa diingati demi mencegah kefanatikan dan kesombongan yang melampau sama ada berbentuk teologis, saintifik atau sejarah, yang telah mengakibatkan banyak penderitaan manusia, di samping menggalakkan penyelidikan lanjut dalam semangat ijtihad dan shura. Sikap ini akan menggalakkan kerjasama dan akan memajukan perkembangan sains, kemanusiaan dan tamadun bukan sahaja di kalangan orang Islam, tetapi seluruh kemanusiaan." - Author: Wan Mohd Nor Wan Daud

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"[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boriss mouth, waving it around. Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?I [Amy] stared at the stubby thing. It looked like the worlds chunkiest novelty gift pen... I coughed. That, Doctor, is the sonic screwdriver.Ah, Dr Smith boggled. Right. Is it? Oh dear. Another pause. What does it do?Well... it screws things... sonically. On a good day, we fight off monsters with it.Monsters, eh? Dr Smith nodded gravely and... pointed it at the doorway like a gun and said, hopefully, Pew! Pew! Pew! He turned back to me. Like that?Other way up, I said gently." - Author: James Goss

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"Una de las cosas que me gusta de los libros es que son capaces de definir y condensar ciertas porciones de la vida de un personaje en capítulos. Es interesante, porque no se puede hacer eso en la vida real. No se puede terminar un capítulo y entonces saltar las cosas que no quieres vivir, sólo para abrir otro capítulo que se adapte mejor a tu estado de ánimo. La vida no puede dividirse en capítulos... solamente minutos. Los acontecimientos de tu vida están ligados a un minuto después de otro sin ningún tipo de lapso de tiempo o páginas en blanco o saltos de capítulos, porque no importa lo que pase, la vida sigue adelante y las palabras siguen fluyendo y las verdades son escupidas te guste o no, y nunca la vida te permitirá hacer una pausa y recuperar el jodido aliento." - Author: Colleen Hoover

Quotes About Trade Winds

"There you stand, lost in the infinite series of the sea, with nothing ruffled but the waves. The tranced ship indolently rolls; the drowsy trade winds blow; everything resolves you into languor. For the most part, in this tropic whaling life, a sublime uneventfulness invests you; you hear no news; read no gazettes; extras with startling accounts of commonplaces never delude you into unnecessary excitements; you hear of no domestic afflictions; bankrupt securities; fall of stocks; are never troubled with the thought of what you shall have for dinner - for all your meals for three years and more are snugly stowed in casks, and your bill of fare is immutable. (Moby Dick chap 35 p 153)" - Author: Herman Melville

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"The frenzied hypernatalism of the womens magazines alone (and that includes People, Us, and InStyle), with their endless parade of perfect, "sexy" celebrity moms whove had babies, adopted babies, been to sperm banks, frozen their eggs for future use, hatched frozen eggs, had more babies, or adopted a small Tibetan village all to satisfy their "baby lust," is enough to make you want to get your tubes tied. (These profiles always insist that celebs all love being "moms" much, much more than they do their work, let alone being rich and famous, and that theyd spend every second with their kids if they didnt have that pesky blockbuster movie to finish.)" - Author: Susan Douglas

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