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"Note to self: wear thong, render Matt speechless."

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"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it."

Jess Winfield Quotes

"Shakespeare, in some sense, helped create the modern man, didnt he, his influence is that pervasive. He held the mirror up to nature, but he also created that mirror: so the image he created is the very one we hold ourselves up to."

David Blaine Quotes

"I thought instead of burying myself under dirt, Id bury myself under water so everybody could see that youre there."

Matt Cameron Quotes

"Ive talked to some drummers who seem to have a very hard time staying in shape on the road, including some drummers touring with high-profile acts that dont have to live on fast food every night."

Sharon Sala Quotes

"I didnt forget you. To this day, I have yet to walk through an airport without looking for your face, and every time it snows, I remember what it felt like to kiss you."

Joanna Russ Quotes

"(Only God can make a tree and She seldom tries, nowadays.)"

Harry Caray Quotes

"When I die, I hope they dont cremate me cuz Ill burn forever."

Victoria Finlay Quotes

"Human life is fragile: we live in the space between one breath and the next. We often try to maintain an illusion of permanence, through what we do, say, wear, buy, and how we enjoy ourselves and who and how we love. Yet it is an illusion that is constantly being undermined by change and death. We can use diamonds in whatever way we like. They are empty things, pretty as water, yet within them—if we want to see it—there is blood, dust, love, curses, and suffering. There is desire to make someone happy, there is admiration, there is ostentation…and there is a companys profit curve."

Kanye West Quotes

"I refuse to accept other peoples ideas of happiness for me. As if theres a one size fits all standard for happiness."

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Quotes About Showing Kindness

"Do not be content with showing friendship in words alone, let your heart burn with loving kindness for all who may cross your path" - Author: Abdul Bahá

Quotes About Funny Weeds

"She did not know how to react, for when your heart has been poisoned and someone picks a dandelion for you - because it is bright and yellow and you seem like you could use something like that - all you can do is contemplate the funny ways of weeds." - Author: Anne Ursu

Quotes About Nigga

"Whenever a word nigga is spoken, Its always followed by the same question, Can white people say nigger ?and the correct answer is Not really." - Author: Auliq a

Quotes About Not Easily Broken

"We typically misunderstand whats wrong about consumerism. Its not that it makes us love material things too much. To be a good consumer, you have to desire to get lots of things, but you must not love any of them too much once you have them. Consumerism needs children who do not stay attached to their toys for very long and learn to expect the next round of presents as soon as possible. When consumerism succeeds, our attachments are shallow, easily broken, so we can move on to the next thing were supposed to get. Being a good consumer means desiring new things, not cherishing old ones. And the new things youre supposed to desire are not always material things. Spirituality is now a consumerist enterprise, too." - Author: Phillip Cary

Quotes About Cement Shoes

"I stood there, my head bowed, my shoulders hunched. This is how it feels to be dragged from the cement shoes of a comfortable rut. The slow, steady strain on my legs became an excruciating amputation. My ankles pulled free from my feet. Bones snapped, cartilage tore, veins pulsed blood onto the soft brown clay of the yard." - Author: Deborah Smith

Quotes About Good Veterinarians

"The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it." - Author: John Green

Quotes About Good Ocd

"I have seen many cases like N. during the five years Ive been in practice. I sometimes picture these unfortunates as men and women being pecked to death by predatory birds. The birds are invisible - at least until a psychiatrist who is good, or lucky, or both, sprays them with his version of Luminol and shines the right light on them - but they are nevertheless very real. The wonder is that so many OCDs manage to live productive lives, just the same. They work, they eat (often not enough or too much, its true), they go to movies, they make love to their girlfriends and boyfriends, their wives and husbands . . . and all the time those birds are there, clinging to them and pecking away little bits of flesh." - Author: Stephen King

Quotes About Political Dynasties

"The urge to find the real facts is destructive only to people or systems (friendships, family dynamics, political dynasties) that are based on lies. The truth can scare you half to death, but its never as destructive as deception." - Author: Martha N. Beck

Quotes About Sleeves

"Because it was enough for one of those favorites of His Distinguished Highness to issue a thoughtless decree. These young smart alecks see it, and they immediately imagine some fatal result and come running to the rescue. They start trying to mend things, straighten things out, patch things up and untangle them. And so instead of using their energy to build their own vision of the future, instead of trying to put their irresponsible, destructive fantasies into action, our malcontents had to roll up their sleeves and start untangling what the minsters had knotted up. And theres always a lot of work to untangling! So they untangle and untangle, drenched in sweat, wearing their nerves to shreds, running around, patching things up here and there, and in all this rush and overwork, in this whirlwind, their fantasies slowly evaporate from their hot heads." - Author: Ryszard Kapuściński

Quotes About Bruised Knees

"I hate you for all the years I ll have to live without you. How can a heart hurt this much and still go on beating? How can I feel this bad without dying from it?I ve bruised my knees with praying to have you back. None of my prayers have been answered. I tried to send them up to heaven but they re trapped here on earth, like bobwhites beneath the snow. I try to sleep and its like I m suffocating.Where have you gone?Once you said that if I wasnt with you, it wouldnt be heaven.I cant let go of you. Come back and haunt me. Come back." - Author: Lisa Kleypas