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"The only ride Im interested in is on you, cowboy, but Im sure all the women say that."

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"Enjoy it, learn from it and more than anything, never take your health for granted. Dont just seize the day. Seize the moment. Every single one."

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"Marriage is more about snore strips and flannel nightgowns than candlelight dinners."

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"One of my theme songs is that if you cant do it in a test tube, dont do it."

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"Each of us, having received several hundred dollars, we passed the time gloriously, spending our money freely - never thinking that our lives were risked gaining it."

William Shatner Quotes

"Heres something pompous - you take your day and artistically create it, so every moment has an artistic flavor."

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Quotes About Easier Life

"I punch a lot of guys on set. Its much easier than in real life as your hands dont hurt afterwards. The key is that you miss." - Author: Timothy Olyphant

Quotes About Clarence

"In July of 1983, I left Washington, DC area and have had minimal contact with Judge Clarence Thomas since." - Author: Anita Hill

Quotes About Tua

"Any man who keeps working is not a failure. He may not be a great writer, but if he applies the old-fashioned virtues of hard, constant labor, hell eventually make some kind of career for himself as writer."[1967 interview]" - Author: Ray Bradbury

Quotes About Shuttle

"NASA works for the White House. There are many at NASA that wish they were building a modern replacement for the Shuttle. However, they had marching orders to instead work on other things, some of which should have no place in a research organization." - Author: Burt Rutan

Quotes About Oversensitive

"Matthew had called her harmless. Harmless. And being with him made Frankie feel squashed into a box - a box where she was expected to be sweet and sensitive (but not oversensitive); a box for young and pretty girls who were not as bright or as powerful as their boyfriends. A box for people who were not forces to be reckoned with.Frankie wanted to be a force." - Author: E. Lockhart

Quotes About What Love Really Means

"Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God." - Author: Ravi Zacharias

Quotes About Surgeons By John Hunter

"John, watching in dismay, saw his great chance slipping through his fingers, and he swung around to demand of his father, "Papa, does this mean Richard has bested you and Aquitaine is lost?" Eleanor winced, Geoffrey rolled his eyes, and Henry gave his youngest a look John had never gotten from him before. "My life would have been much more peaceful if Id had only daughters," he snapped. "As for Aquitaine, it is yours if you can take it." - Author: Sharon Kay Penman

Quotes About Tom Robinsons Death

"You dont mention death when its hovering near someone you love. You dont want to attract the reapers attention." - Author: Amie Kaufman

Quotes About Realising Your Dreams

"Fear of failure prevents you from realising your dreams of success." - Author: Habeeb Akande

Quotes About Maybe This Time

"Youre JOKING!" said Fred Weasley loudly.The tension that had filled the Hall ever since Moodys arrival suddenly broke. Nearly everyone laughed, and Dumbledore chuckled appreciatively."I am not joking, Mr. Weasley," he said, "though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar..."Professor McGonagall cleared her throat loudly."Er — but maybe this is not the time... no..." said Dumbledore." - Author: J.K. Rowling