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"The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear."

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"Surrender is the ultimate technique to merge with existence."

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"Small Acts of Kindness are Priceless"

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"As a note, I never once refer to Train as a game in the rules, and I also never refer to the participants as players."

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"Socrates taught thatNo evil could comeTo a good man.How does that help me?"

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"The secret of being a great actor is a love of food."

Eveth Colley Quotes

"Consider if your current adversity is really your blessing in disguise.Dont abandon the path in fear because of what you are facing now, keep your vision clear and move in steadfast motion, believing to accomplish greatness no matter what."

Elinor Fuchs Quotes

"Its as hard to get from almost finished to finished as to get from beginning to almost done."

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"I never want anyone to have a bad evening because I caused it."

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"February is the cruelest month in western Oregon."

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Quotes About Leaning

"Why does each man kill the thing he loves?...you killed it by accident. Thinking you were doing something else. It was a cherished vase that broke while you were cleaning it. The phone rang and you dropped it. Shattering, when all you wanted was to keep it safe." - Author: Janet Fitch

Quotes About There

"In terms of the character itself, I cant really say that I find anything really difficult. I enjoy the character so much I dont perceive difficulty in trying to be him. Its just a matter of how do we get there." - Author: Ron Glass

Quotes About Springs

"The incinerate corpses shrunk to the size of a child and propped on the bare springs of the seats. Ten thousand dreams ensepulchred within their crozzled hearts." - Author: Cormac McCarthy

Quotes About Candle Light

"Four wings, two hearts, but only one soul. They connect in the middle, but are separated by a thin line of ash. Its what brings them together, yet rips their feathers apart. They can never truly be together as light and dark. Unless one makes the ultimate sacrifice. Blows out their candle, and joins the other in the dark. Or if the other dares to fly across the line and steals the others light And force them to cross over the line and join the darkness of life. Im not gone, princess. I will come back for you until you give in." - Author: Jessica Sorensen

Quotes About Seria

"Talvez seja sempre a pimenta que torna as pessoas esquentadas [...] e o vinagre que as torna azedas... e a camomila que as torna amargas... e... o caramelo e essas coisas que tornam as crianças suaves. Só queria que as pessoas soubessem disto: não seriam tão sovinas com bomboms..." - Author: Lewis Carroll

Quotes About Dining With Friends

"Excerpt from page 3 of "Wicked Washington"Shelly Williams, the main character, speaking about her life:And close and dangerous calls were almost my last name. Yet I felt as comfortable among the street hustlers, junkies, thieves, and criminals of D.C. as I did dining with mywhite-collar, college-pedigreed friends over filet mignon, Maine lobster, and strawberry cheesecake at LaMermaidSeafood Restaurant." - Author: Sonja D. Jones

Quotes About Power Of Prayer

"OxfordIt is well that there are palaces of peaceAnd discipline and dreaming and desire,Lest we forget our heritage and ceaseThe Spirits work" - Author: C.S. Lewis

Quotes About Orientals

"This character in the film, these things that he says which sound like advice and wise things, they are very common for Orientals. Its all the tradition." - Author: Omar Sharif

Quotes About Flapping

"Oh yes," said Jana. "You want the birdbath." She let him down onto the rim of the birdbath, then watched as he dipped his head, lowered his chest into the water, and raised it. Having finished his bath, he did a dance of sheer joy, flapping his wings and shaking off the water in a circle of drops. "He enjoys life," said a voice. Mr. Powell the optometrist, a closed umbrella in hand, was letting his two dachshunds chase each other around the park. "As do your dogs," said Jana. "Yes," said Mr. Powell,"they have fun in a simpler and more joyous way than most humans do. Their pleasures seem more reliable. All you have to do is say the word walk and theyre wiggling from head to toe...." - Author: Betsy Woodman

Quotes About Vague

"And as for the vague something --- was it a sinister or a sorrowful, a designing or a desponding expression? --- that opened upon a careful observer, now and then, in his eye, and closed again before one could fathom the strange depth partially disclosed; that something which used to make me fear and shrink, as if I had been wandering amongst volcanic-looking hills, and had suddenly felt the ground quiver, and seen it gape: that something, I, at intervals, beheld still; and with throbbing heart, but not with palsied nerves. Instead of wishing to shun, I longed only to dare --- to divine it; and I thought Miss Ingram happy, because one day she might look into the abyss at her leisure, explore its secrets and analyse their nature." - Author: Charlotte Brontë