[Honey, You Worry Too Much. Nothing Is Going To Happen, I Mean Come On, You're In The House Of Mr. Hausefalle, The Guru Of Home Security! You're Probably Safer Over There Than Here."- House Trap, Ch. 4: A Grave Mistake.]

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Eula Biss Quotes

"I felt sick with hatred then for my own people. If you had asked me why I hated them, I might have said that I hated them for being so loud and for being so drunk. But now I believe I hated them for suddenly being my people, not just other people. In the United States, it is very easy for me to forget that the people around me are my people. It is easy, with all our divisions, to think of myself as an outsider in my own country. I have been taught, and I have learned well, I realize now, to think of myself as distinctly different from other white folks - more educated, more articulate, less crude. But in Mexico these distinctions became as meaningless to me as they should have always been."

Buchi Emecheta Quotes

"Black women all over the world should re-unite and re-examine the way history has portrayed us."

Gail Borden Quotes

"I tried and failed. I tried again and again and succeeded.[Epitaph from Gail Bordens gravestone.]"

Frederick P Brooks Jr Quotes

"The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned."

Roberta Flack Quotes

"So see every opportunity as golden, and keep your eyes on the prize - yours, not anybody elses."

Joan Abelove Quotes

"Everyone was eating, talking softly, glancing at me, hugging me, eating. It was as if someone had turned the volume down. Everything looked normal, but the sound was muted. Death did this, set all this weirdness in motion, made people appear out of nowhere carrying casseroles, saying Im sorry over and over, death muffled their voices."

China Mieville Quotes

"So many truths have been kept from me. This violent, pointless voyage has been sopping with blood. I feel thick and sick with it. And that is all: contingent and brutal without meaning. There is nothing to be learnt here. No ecstatic forgetting. There is no redemption in the sea."

Sakura Tsukuba Quotes

"Even when bad stuff goes down, the person who is just about buried under an avalanche of sad memories is made of stern stuff. And so, keeps standing."

Vox Day Quotes

"So much enthusiasm about the non-existence of God is somewhat bewildering, as no one appears to be nearly as excited about a similar absence of belief in unicorns, vampires, werewolves, astrology, nation-building, or the Labor Theory of Value. Nor is anyone dedicating much of their time to writing books and giving speeches at universities and conferences with the avowed goal of convincing others not to believe in them either."

Rodney Richards Quotes

"Episodes is about discovery of ones psyche and true personality while being completely absorbed in ones one Mind and thoughts. A story of coping and finding an unsure contentment. Finding the Rational Soul in all of us."

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