[I Almost Can't Even Put To Words How Happy I Am That I Got Married.]

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"Its been over 15 years since I toured... over 12 years since I did any recording under my own name. I never really intended to take that long of a hiatus."

Peggy A Edelheit Quotes

"My motto? Dont trust someone who is just as cagey as yourself." "What kind of detective are you?" "A lousy one and proud of it. I write, remember?" She looked down at her hand & laughed. "Berretta doesnt make lighters." "Why I was a writer! My life revolved around fiction. I could make something up""She looked down at her hand & laughed. "Berretta doesnt make lighters." "So theyre not Tolstoy, theyre a little shorter...Okay, okay a lot. Go ahead, read my mystery series anyway." "A detective has their boundaries especially me. So mine shifted occasionally...okay a lot" "Beat it, Buster. My temper and this mace have a hair trigger.""Interference could be lethal." I got right up in his face, hissing, "Dont push me, Im hormonal."Im not really a lousy detective, just rough around the edges."

Nick Park Quotes

"Americans like the British kind of quirkiness and the strange accent. They find it kind of cute or something, with a certain charm."

Arlene Ang Quotes

"Dying is a universe of its own."

Melody Carlson Quotes

"Shut off the internal bashing."

Roger McGuinn Quotes

"But in my imagination this whole thing developed and I started mixing up old folk songs with the Beatles beat and taking them down to Greenwich Village and playing them for the people there."

John Hogg Quotes

"I have a deep-seated belief that marriage is between a man and a woman exclusively."

Daniel Pinchbeck Quotes

"From a shamanic perspective, the psychic blockade that prevents otherwise intelligent adults from considering the future of our world - our obvious lack of future, if we continue on our present path - reveals an occult dimension. It is like a programming error written into the software designed for the modern mind, which has endless energy to spend on the trivial and treacly, sports statistic or shoe sale, but no time to spare for the torments of the Third World, for the mass extinction of species to perpetuate a way of life without a future, for the imminent exhaustion of fossil fuel reserves, or for the fine print of the Patriot Act. This psychic blockade is reinforced by a vast propaganda machine spewing out crude as well as sophisticated distractions, encouraging individuals to see themselves as alienated spectators of their culture, rather than active participants in a planetary ecology."

John Deacon Quotes

"Brian and I were both science students. You know science sort of math and physics side, you know."

Silene Lehto Quotes

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