[I Almost Can't Even Put To Words How Happy I Am That I Got Married.]

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"because he was the man he was, one strong thing came out of the confusion: love. ‘Love had caused him trouble in the recent past, but he went with it anyway, stubbornly holding to the idea that ‘love — whenever and wherever it touched down — was always right."

Douglas Preston Quotes

"Already up to his waist in the quaking bog, Pendergast stopped struggling and stared up at his assassin. The icy glitter in the pale gray eyes spoke more eloquently of his hatred and despair than any words he might have spoken, and it shook Esterhazy to the core."

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