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"There is no logical staircase running from the physics of 10-28 cm. to the physics of 1028 light-years."

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"God knew, he was the only One who knew. The only One who saw the whole picture, the entire forest, and was untroubled by the few trees she could see."

Margaret Cavendish Quotes

"Besides, we shall want employments for our senses, and subjects for arguments; for were there nothing but truth, and no falsehood, there would be no occasion for to dispute, and by this means we should want the aim and pleasure of our endeavours in confuting and contradicting each other; neither would one man be thought wiser than another, but all would either be alike knowing and wise, or all would be fools..."

Lars Ulrich Quotes

"As long as it says Metallica on the record its Metallica."

Ada Cambridge Quotes

"O what is life, if we must hold it thus as wind-blown sparks hold momentary fire?"

T Torrest Quotes

"It should be illegal to look this good in public. He should be confined to a museum and never let out in real life. His looks are distracting. They could cause an accident one day."

John Hay Whitney Quotes

"To be fair is not enough any more. We must be ferociously fair."

Wes Jackson Quotes

"Our task is to build cultural fortresses to protect our emerging nativeness. They must be strong enough to hold at bay the powers of consumerism, the powers of greed and envy and pride. One of the most effective ways for this to come about would be for our universities to assume the awesome responsibility to both validate and educate those who want to be homecomers -- not necessarily to go home but to go someplace and dig in and begin the long search and experiment to become native."

Abraham Robinson Quotes

"As far as I know, only a small minority of mathematicians, even of those with Platonist views, accept the idea that there may be mathematical facts which are true but unknowable."

Beth Michele Quotes

"I lay my hand over his and give it an empathetic squeeze. "I know what its like to be damaged."Brad raises his eyes to mine. "I dont know, Gabby. Were all damaged, right? Its what we make of the wreckage that matters."

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Quotes About Instant Karma

"...we lay there in the dark for a split second before the beast galumphed toward us. Meabh, always quick with a sword, sprang to her feet and charged the dragon head-on while I mostly just wondered who or what Id offended in a past life that this one was peopled by dragons. Except I didnt have any past lives, so apparently Id offended somebody in this life and was facing instant karma. That didnt really improve anything, in my ever so humble opinion." - Author: C.E. Murphy

Quotes About Fertility Treatment

"Everyone has read about or knows someone who has gone through fertility treatments. It is an emotional nightmare, fueled by false hope and the promise of a treatment that will work." - Author: Ann Hood

Quotes About Muffins

"A week ago someone warned me not to buy the blueberry muffins at Eddies, but I didnt listen and bought them anyway. Now at odd hours I get these insatiable cravings.""Theyre laced with addictive substances." - Author: Kasie West

Quotes About Duty To Vote

"To defend the oppressed against their oppressors, to plead the cause of the weak against the strong who exploit and crush them, this is the duty of all hearts that have not been spoiled by egoism and corruption… It is so sweet to devote oneself to ones fellows that I do not know how there can be so many unfortunates still without support or defenders. As for me, my lifes task will be to help those who suffer and to pursue through my avenging speech those who take pleasure in the pain of others. How happy I will be if my feeble efforts are crowned with success and if, at the price of my devotion and sacrifices, my reputation is not tarnished by the crimes of the oppressors I will fight." - Author: Maximilien de Robespierre

Quotes About Olympic Medals

"The feeling of accomplishment welled up inside of me, three Olympic gold medals. I knew that was something nobody could ever take away from me, ever." - Author: Wilma Rudolph

Quotes About Fair Housing

"I think thats what all New Zealanders who are fair-minded want - a good chance for everybody to get ahead, whether its education or housing." - Author: David Cunliffe

Quotes About Bad Relationship Decisions

"There is an old-fashioned distinction between the novel of character and the novel of incident, which must have cost many a smile to the intending romancer who was keen about his work. It appears to me as little to the point as the equally celebrated distinction between the novel and the romance- to answer as little to any reality. There are bad novels and good novels, as there are bad pictures and good pictures; but that is the only distinction in which I see any meaning, and I can as little imagine speaking of a novel of character as I can imagine speaking of a picture of character. When one says picture, one says of character, when one says novel, one says of incident, and the terms may be transposed. What is character but the determination of incident? What is incident but the illustration of character? What is a picture or a novel that is not of character? What else do we seek in it and find in it?" - Author: Henry James

Quotes About Cocoa

"It was unmistakably obvious that she was decidedly attractive. And because of his connection with Fitzgerald, Carstairs & Scott, Johnnie had an extensive knowledge of the external appearance and different modes of behavior of a great variety of attractive women: they came up to the office in shoals, with their nails dipped in blood and their faces covered with pale cocoa. And some were charming and simple beneath their masks, and some were complex and arrogant. This girl belonged to the latter type, the type which would ignore or stare surlily at him if he spoke to them, until they learned that the actual money came through him, when their manner sweetened wonderfully. This girl wore her attractiveness not as a girl should, simply, consciously, as a happy crown of pleasure, but rather as a murderous utensil with which she might wound indiscriminately right and left, and which she would only employ to please when it suited her purpose." - Author: Patrick Hamilton

Quotes About Fire Escapes

"In a well-organized world he might have landed on a fire escape, but the fire escapes were unknown in Ankh-Morpork and the flames generally had to leave via the roof." - Author: Terry Pratchett

Quotes About Trusting Instincts

"I love TV now, and Modern Family, but what draws me back to theater is that initial instinct of wanting to be a theater actor. I love the challenge of starting a play and not stopping until you finish. I love the immediacy of trusting your instincts." - Author: Jesse Tyler Ferguson