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Lisa Kessler Quotes

"If I were trying to sweep you off your feet, youd be swept. Period. - Adam from Moonlight"

Penelope Mortimer Quotes

"But it is arrogance that keeps one alive: the belief that one can choose, that one choice is important, that one is responsible only to oneself. Without arrogance what would we be?"

Justin Townes Earle Quotes

"Nashvilles like any other hometown - after a while, its stifling."

CB Murphy Quotes

"I stole this from Zen Master Suzuki Roshi: If its not paradoxical its not true!"

Tonya Sheridan Quotes

"Id much rather hear someones unique interpretation of their own experience. Those who negate or override someone elses experience in order to one-up them or to show off their own knowledge or perceived abilities are in truth showing off their lack of listening skills and wisdom."

Jean OLeary Quotes

"Our invisibility is the essence of our oppression. And until we eliminate that invisibility, people are going to be able to perpetuate the lies and myths about gay people."

Dennis Miller Quotes

"Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living."

Carl T Rowan Quotes

"A minority group has arrived only when it has the right to produce some fools and scoundrels without the entire group paying for it."

Charles Alexander Eastman Quotes

"It was our belief that the love of possessions is a weakness to be overcome. . . . Children must early learn the beauty of generosity. They are taught to give what they prize most, that they may taste the happiness of giving. . . . The Indians in their simplicity literally give away all that they have—to relatives, to guests of other tribes or clans, but above all to the poor and the aged, from whom they can hope for no return."

Beck Sherman Quotes

"Men with power had the responsibility to know what was best, and they so rarely did."

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Quotes About Nalia

"Meteorology . . . is quite as "scientific" as geology and far more so than archaeology—it actually makes more use of scientific instruments, computers, and higher mathematics. . . . Yet we laugh at the weatherman every other day; we are not overawed by his impressive paraphernalia, because we can check up on him any time we feel like it: he makes his learned pronouncements—and then it rains or it doesnt rain.No scientific conclusion is to be trusted without testing—to the extent to which exact sciences are exact they are also experimental sciences; it is in the laboratory that the oracle must be consulted. But the archaeologist is denied access to the oracle. For him there is no neat and definitive demonstration; he is doomed to plod along, everlastingly protesting and fumbling through a laborious, often rancorous running debate that never ends." - Author: Hugh Nibley

Quotes About Tzedakah

"Hebrew word for "charity" tzedakah, simply means "justice" and as this suggests, for Jews, giving to the poor is no optional extra but an essential part of living a just life." - Author: Peter Singer

Quotes About Last First Kiss

"Dr. Larch bent over him and kissed him, very lightly, on his lips. Homer heard Dr. Larch whisper, ‘Good work, Homer. He felt a second, even lighter kiss. ‘Good work, my boy, the doctor said, and then left him.Homer Wells felt his tears come silently; there were more tears than he remembered crying the last time he had cried – when Fuzzy Stone had died and Homer had lied about Fuzzy to Snowy Meadows and the others. He cried and cried, but he never made a sound; he would have to change Dr. Larchs pillowcase in the morning, he cried so much. He cried because he had received his first fatherly kisses." - Author: John Irving

Quotes About Calibration

"We dont have any rules about how we depict violence, or how much violence is in a movie. Its a calibration on a case-by-case basis." - Author: Joel Coen

Quotes About Ramparts

"I am a warrior of ages, Anasurimbor ... ages. I have dipped my nimil in a thousand hearts. I have ridden both against and for the No-God in the great wars that authored this wilderness. I have scaled the ramparts of great Golgotterath, watched the hearts of High Kings break for fury." - Author: R. Scott Bakker

Quotes About Castigo

"[...] E é porque sempre fui de brigar muito, meu modo é brigando. É porque sempre tento chegar do meu modo. É porque ainda não sei ceder. [...] É porque ainda não sou eu mesma, e então o castigo é amar um mundo que não é ele. É também porque eu me ofendo à toa. É porque talvez eu precise que me digam com brutalidade, pois sou muito teimosa. [...] Talvez eu tenha que chamar de "mundo" esse meu modo de ser um pouco de tudo." - Author: Clarice Lispector

Quotes About 19 Years Of Marriage

"It was a very touch- and- go business, in 1955, to get a wholly plausible reading from Mrs. Glasss face, and especially from her enormous blue eyes. Where once, a few years earlier, her eyes alone could break the news (either to people or to bathmats) that two of her sons were dead, one by suicide (her favorite, her most intricately calibrated, her kindest son) and one killed in World Ward II (her only truly lighthearted son)- where once Bessie Glasss eyes alone could report these facts, with an eloquence and a seeming passion for detail that neither her husband nor any of her adult surviving children could bear to look at, let alone take in, now, in 1955, she was apt to use this same terrible Celtic equipment to break the news, usually at the front door, that the new delivery boy hadnt brought the leg of lamb in time for dinner or that some remote Hollywood starlets marriage was on the rocks." - Author: J.D. Salinger

Quotes About Not Meaning What You Say

"She goes on to explain about how need to not only listen to what the other person is saying but try to hear the meaning behind their words. But my thing is that if you want someone to understand what youre saying, you should say what you mean." - Author: Susane Colasanti

Quotes About Procurar

"Foram então procurar a KiBebucha, na casa dela da Ilha, onde ela gostava de não ficar dentro de casa, mas lá no quintal-rua, início do passeio da casa dela, onde espreitava o mar – vício dos olhos dela desde pequena. Num te falei?, isto é só grandes coisas, efeitos da natureza nas pessoas mesmo: céu, mar, lua, sol, coisas assim enormes não escapam nas vias do coração, meu. Qual é a tua inclinação? Nada, nada mesmo? Pra ti pôr do sol e pôr de merda nenhuma é a mesma coisa? E a lua de noite? Nada mesmo? Porra, meu, dás pena, quer dizer, estás neste mundo só pra o que der e vier, não queres meter o corpo e o coração nele?" - Author: Ondjaki

Quotes About Stitches And Love

"If only [there] really was a door and [you] could walk through it into another life, where threads didnt snarl and stitches didnt go all tight and tiny. Where people loved you and didnt leave you for someone else." - Author: Karen Hancock