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Jill Shalvis Quotes

"Her hands slid to his shoulders, his biceps, and dug in as if to hold him here, right here. But he wasnt going anywhere. He liked her hands on him, liked her tongue in his mouth, and when she made that noise deep in her throat, the one that said she was as lost as him, he groaned, both in pleasure and with a good amount of what-the-fuckery, because he knew.He was in trouble. Down to the bone trouble, and he didnt give one single shit."

Alan Cohen Quotes

"Work may be your dominant thought, and joy an afterthought. But joy is your true purpose, and work the afterthought."

Susie Orbach Quotes

"In general, the Western body has become a global brand."

Scott Wilson Quotes

"I will say this: the first film that I was on was In the Heat of the Night, that Norman Jewison directed with Sidney Poitier. Im on the set, and Im totally taking it for granted. Everyone is working for everyone else and pulling for the very best, and it makes everyone better because you feel that effort and concern and appreciation."

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Paul Kagame Quotes

"There is a need to take advantage of the change that has taken place in the Congo, however tragic that has been in its coming."

Debra Dunbar Quotes

"You can easily find out her real name and address with your hacker skills, and Ill just pop out to Cleveland or wherever and kill her. That way she wont beat you anymore at your game. Ill let you choose whether I Own her or not, and how slowly and painfully you want her to die. Ill bring home a trophy for you to display so everyone will see how much I care for you." I looked around his place. "A garland with her teeth maybe, or her scalp if she has nice hair."Wyatt made a kind of gurgling sound. "Sam. Youre joking arent you? In that weird way you do sometimes? You cant just kill her. I want to beat her at the game, not physically harm her person. Ill work on my technique and Ill win eventually."Why would he want to do that? This idea was growing on me. What boyfriend wouldnt want a garland of teeth?"

Noelle Oxenhandler Quotes

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster."

Gabriel Osmonde Quotes

"... supraoamenilor nu trebuie să li se explice nimic, ei n-au nevoie de permisiunea noastră, smulg vieții ceea ce au chef să ia. Se revoltă, ucid, violează fiindcă se numesc Attila sau Don Juan. Cât despre ceilalți, oamenii medii, cei slabi, turma, trebuie să li se spună adevărul. Să li se spună că sunt muritori, că toată viața vor avea un număr foarte limitat de amanți sau amante, câteva porniri de eroism, câteva revolte minuscule și că, pentru a profita de ea, e mai bine să fie supuși și... proști. Tocmai ceea ce sunt. Atunci le va fi permis să stea în fața televizorului să se uite la meci (bere și alune), pe urmă să-și călărească nevasta, să cumpere călătorii la preț redus prin comitetul lor de întreprindere, să joace la loto, să nu se gândească la moarte, nici la sensul vieții. Căci tocmai ăsta e idealul oricărei societăți care se respectă: să-i asigure cetățeanului statutul unui prost fericit care nu se gândește la sensul vieții."

Eric S Rabkin Quotes

"The reality of life is chaos; the fantasy of man is order. (..) The world of art, the world of games, the world of politics, so many worlds men make for themselves, are in a very fundamental way fantastic."

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Quotes About Unrealistic Love

"It would be perfect if everyone who makes love, is in love, but this is simply an unrealistic expectation. Id say 75 percent of the population of people who make love, are not in love, this is simply the reality of the human race, and to be idealistic about this is to wait for the stars to aline and Jupiter to change color; for the Heavens to etch your names together in the sky before you make love to someone. But idealism is immaturity, and as a matter of fact, the stars may never aline, Jupiter may never change color, and the Heavens may never ever etch your names together in the sky for you to have the never-ending permission to make endless love to one another. And so the bottom line is, there really is no difference between doing something today, and doing something tomorrow, because today is what you have, and tomorrow may not turn out the way you expect it to. At the end of the day, sex is an animalistic, humanistic, passionate desire." - Author: C. JoyBell C.

Quotes About Fears And Dreams

"Books; I repeat, for theyve not only been a solace during the long years but also provided the keys to understanding other peoples ideas and achievements, their hopes and fears, quirks and foibles, their dreams.....their demons" - Author: Eliza Granville

Quotes About Dievas

"Nė viena pasaka nepatikėkit,Nors šimtmečius ilgusDaugybė kraštų jas laikė tikrove.Netikėkit ir tuo, kąKiti žmonės be perstojo kalba,Nors išminčiaus žodžius jie kartotųAr pasiremtų raštais šventais.Netikėkite niekuo,Sapnuose ką regėjot, ką vaizduotė sukūrė,Nors manot, kad siunčia tuos vaizdiniusDievas.Nepriimkite žodžių už tiesą,Nors kažkas juos pridengtų šventuolio arMeistro vardu.Patikėkit tik tuo, ko karti patirtisIlgai Jus pačius per išbandymus mokė,Kas nekliudo gerovės nei Jums, nei kitiems." - Author: Gautama Buddha

Quotes About Worn Out

"Feeling Robyn grow still, Shays heart stopped for a microsecond. Dread cut through her like ice. She looked at the female and noticed her staring at Shays upper thigh. She swallowed hard, afraid of what the woman might be thinking of her now, of the symbol tattooed into her skin.Just under the denim, but poking out enough, was the brand shed worn her whole life. The dark moon rising out of the clouds. The mark of the Onyx Pack" - Author: Lia Davis

Quotes About Skinny Dipping

"Or just dont wear it. Then you can check off the skinny-dipping and kill two birds.Im not surfing naked, Asher.Rats, he said." - Author: Wendy Wunder

Quotes About 21st Century Technology

"Who could have guessed at the dawn of the 21st century, the seminal technology upon which 5000 years of modern science had resulted was the click?" - Author: Ken Goldstein

Quotes About Pythagorean

"In this world, headwinds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean maxim)." - Author: Herman Melville

Quotes About Memory And Friendship

"For now I sit on my final island of the present as my radius of memory shrinks; lost already are the islands of work, of old friendships...Other islands fade as I brood upon them." - Author: Chuma Nwokolo

Quotes About Hollywood

"I was looked at as weird, odd, not fitting in with the Hollywood crowd." - Author: Morgan Brittany

Quotes About Anima

"Mankind differs from the animals only by a little and most people throw that away." - Author: Confucius