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Ellen Douglas Quotes

"When she thinks a book is very good, what she says to herself is: yes, thats how things are. I hadnt thought of it before, but thats how things are."

Anthony Zinni Quotes

"In the lead up to the Iraq war and its later conduct, I saw at a minimum, true dereliction, negligence and irresponsibility, at worse, lying, incompetence and corruption."

Mike Alsford Quotes

"To be heroic does not have to mean possessing the ability to stand against the evils of the world, either well or successfully, but just that one is willing to stand."

Aleksandr Voinov Quotes

"Youre my home. I will find you."

Javier Ruescas Quotes

"Nuestra existencia es demasiado limitada como para pasar la mitad de ella huyendo."

Jenny Eclair Quotes

"There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If youve had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo."

Anya Wylde Quotes

"Penny, how can you behave like a total idiot?"Anne giggled, "I have no pride when it comes to winning back people I love."

Gilbert Morris Quotes

"I make a joke of it, but... but Im afraid of death." He straightened up and turned to look into Josephs eyes. Joseph saw the fear there and was shocked by the intensity of it. "Are you afraid to die, Joseph?" Joseph considered for a moment, then shook his head. "Im not afraid to now, but then Im not dying now. When I come to that moment, I will probably be... whats the right word? Maybe frightened in a way that youre frightened when an experience lies before you youve never had. "No more than that?" "I hope not."

Pedro Okoro Quotes

"The devil is a bad devil."

Nicholas Dodman Quotes

"He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression."

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Quotes About Theatre Techies

"Fundamentally, whether directing in the theatre or a film, you have to be a good storyteller, regardless of the form. The thing I had to work hardest at was thinking in shots." - Author: John Crowley

Quotes About Baling Hay

"In an agricultural society, or during a time of exploration and settlement, or hunting and fathering--which is to say, most of mankinds history--energetic boys were particularly prized for their strength, speed, and agility. [...] As recently as the 1950s, most families still had some kind of agricultural connection. Many of these children, girls as well as boys, would have been directing their energy and physicality in constructive ways: doing farm chores, baling hay, splashing in the swimming hole, climbing trees, racing to the sandlot for a game of baseball. Their unregimented play would have been steeped in nature." - Author: Richard Louv

Quotes About Gathering Places

"There is a man sleeping in the grass. And over him is gathering the greatest storm of all his days. Such lightening and thunder will come there has never been seen before, bringing death and destruction. People hurry home past him, to places safe from danger. And whether they do not see him there in the grass, or whether they fear to halt even a moment, but they do not wake him, they let him be." - Author: Alan Paton

Quotes About Darkness In Heart Of Darkness

"A great ring of pure & endless lightDazzles the darkness in my heartAnd breaks apart the dusky clouds of night.The end of all is hinted in the start.When we are born we bear the seeds of blight;Around us life & death are torn apart,Yet a great ring of pure and endless lightDazzles the darkness in my heart.It lights the world to my delight.Infinity is present in each part.A loving smile contains all art.The motes of starlight spark & dart.A grain of sand holds power & might.Infinity is present in each part,And a great ring of pure and endless lightDazzles the darkness in my heart." - Author: Madeleine LEngle

Quotes About Unstable Life

"For how can a man stand, unless he have something sure under his feet. Can a man tread the unstable water all his life, and call that standing? Better give in and drown at once." - Author: D.H. Lawrence

Quotes About Flood Victim

"Three quick breaths triggered the responses: he fell into the floating awareness... focusing the consciousness... aortal dilation... avoiding the unfocused mechanism of consciousness... to be conscious by choice... blood enriched and swift-flooding the overload regions... one does not obtain food-safety freedom by instinct alone... animal consciousness does not extend beyond the given moment nor into the idea that its victims may become extinct... the animal destroys and does not produce... animal pleasures remain close to sensation levels and avoid the perceptual... the human requires a background grid through which to see his universe... focused consciousness by choice, this forms your grid... bodily integrity follows nerve-blood flow according to the deepest awareness of cell needs... all things/cells/beings are impermanent... strive for flow-permanence within..." - Author: Frank Herbert

Quotes About Missed Loved Ones

"Regrets are the last words you speak to your loved ones when you die and the one thing we all fear when we live. Id rather regret the things Ive done and said than regret the things I havent done or said. It is all the experiences and people you missed out on in life that you will feel the most regretful for in the end. God will forgive you of your mistakes, but there is nothing to forgive if you have never even tried, done or said anything that made a difference in your life or others." - Author: Shannon L. Alder

Quotes About Elijah The Prophet

"He did not seek to assume the mantle of Elijah, to shed a light of the future upon the misty turmoil of events or resolve the prevailing light into a single flame; there was in him nothing of the prophet or the mystic. He was a simple soul who loved, and that was all." - Author: Victor Hugo

Quotes About Colgan

"La primera cosa que recuerdo es estar debajo de algo. Era una mesa, veía la pata de una mesa, veía las piernas de la gente, y una parte del mantel colgando. Estaba oscuro allí debajo, me gustaba estar ahí. Debió de haber sido en Alemania, yo debía de tener entre uno y dos años de edad. Era en 1922. Me sentía bien bajo la mesa. Nadie parecía darse cuenta de que yo estaba allí. La luz del sol se reflejaba en la alfombra y en las piernas de la gente. Me gustaba la luz del sol. Las piernas de la gente no eran interesantes, no eran como el trozo de mantel que colgaba, ni como la pata de la mesa, ni como la luz del sol." - Author: Charles Bukowski

Quotes About Sexual Abuse

"None of us, irrespective of our sexual preference and/or practice, imagine that we can have an intimate relationship with a partner and always have seamless harmony. Indeed, most of us assume that once the "honeymoon" period is over differences will emerge and conflicts will happen. Positively, we also assume that we will be "safe" in those moments; that even if voices are raised and emotions expressed are intense, there will not be and should not be any abuse or any reason to be unsafe, and that the will to connect and communicate will prevail." - Author: Bell Hooks