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"Being certain one is alive isnt something to which one pays mind. If you could ask the question, you were fine. If you could not, hopefully you had a cozy coffin."

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"People keep looking for the perfect one, but perfection is an attribute of God alone."

Rebecca Lee Quotes

"It was late on a Friday afternoon, when the air is fertile, about to split and reveal its warm fruit—that gold nucleus of time, the weekend."

Gina Lollobrigida Quotes

"A woman at 20 is like ice, at 30 she is warm and at 40 she is hot."

Thomas Langmann Quotes

"When my father made Jean de Florette and Manon des Sources back to back, everybody said, Why two movies? But you need two movies to show how criminality evolves, and to tell the story: You cant show a man in love with so many women in one big biopic."

Florence Harding Quotes

"Well, Warren Harding, I have got you the presidency. What are you going to do with it?"

Bob Blumer Quotes

"in the abstract art of cooking,ingredients trump appliances,passion supersedes expertise,creativity triumphs over technique,spontaneity inspires invention,and wine makes even the worst culinary disaster taste delicious."

Marc Racicot Quotes

"If Senator Kerry understands the nature of this threat and the need to take on terror, then he should immediately repudiate these troubling comments, and stop all efforts on behalf of his surrogates to blame America for these attacks."

Kristen Hope Mazzola Quotes

"I felt bad for trying to live a happy, full life, while my heart was buried in a dead mans chest."

Michael Urie Quotes

"I never try to avoid Ugly Betty fans, as I love them."

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"I mean that the time where we need International agreement more than ever on the environment and the rest, poverty we are breaking up our International Institutions and the rule of law and Tony Blair is part of it." - Author: Clare Short

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