[I Figured The Government Wouldn't Let Poison Flow From The Taps. But In General, I'm Too Trusting Of The Government. I'm The Polar Opposite Of The Tea Partiers. I Have No Problem With A Nanny State. But In This Case, The Nanny State Has Been Chatting On The Cell Phone And Ignoring The Baby As It Plays With Matches.]

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